Funny Gets The Fanny :-D

Man in Ayr, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 months ago

Time for a wee update.

I've been here a number of years on and off. I'm just a 90% (still 30% better than most of the hornballs on here lol) normal guy who loves banter and loves some kinky fun. I'm predominantly dom so all you little subs get messaging. My interests are varied and very dependant on the lady I'm having fun with.

I have no interest in showing my bits and bobs to strangers (not that I'm shy), this is personal preference and I have to be careful due to work commitments.

I have no interest in liars or absolute fuck wits. You'll always get honesty from me. I'm 100% single and looking for someone that I connect with and to have some regular fun with.

Nae tits nae point so please have at least a handful lol If you can't hold a normal conversation then please save yourself the hassle and don't message me.

If you've got to the end of this then well the fcuk done lol Happy to chat away with most people but please have some decent chat... It's so boring if you don't. And women... Don't be on the defensive straight away... Not all guys are knobs lol x

42 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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