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Couple in London, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 months ago

COMMUNICATION

We learn 90% of what we need to know about you from the quality of your communication. If you’re shifty, selfish or unreliable, there’s 0% chance of us sharing a bed xxx

NO FACE PICS?

If you want to meet, let alone fuck, you’ll have to pick up your balls and contact us with your face pics. Address messages to Mr Average.

BLONDE 1 | Very hot, bi and sexual, filthy slut -fwb to Mr Average

BLONDE 2 | Very pretty, bi, milky tits -sub to Mr Average

BRUNETTE | Slim, bi, gorgeous and very selective. Can veto any meet, so don’t be a weasel- ENM with Mr Average

MR AVERAGE | Average but experienced & urbane -ENM

INITIAL CONTACT

Male deals with the silly, yet, inevitable Fab bullshit (yawn).

MEETS

After sorting the wheat from the chaff: we socialise with nice couples; we prefer women ; with guys you’ll be our stung cock and it’ll just be fuck n go. Just being real.

FIGMENT OF YOUR OWN IMAGINATION

We’re meet VERIFIED, are you?

If you’re fake, prickly, flakey or evasive we will lose interest and BLOCK fast.

HARD LIMITS

Flakey fakey no face fuckers (yes, you)

Idiots (of any gender)

Illegal activities

Hygiene, attitude and straightforwardness matters WAY more than looks.

WARNING: You do not have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, you’ll get fucked in your arse - no lube.

Mr Average

52 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Danni

30 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, SM, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*iggler73 (48), Woman on 2 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Recently went to a fantastic party and met this gorgeous couple! Great to talk to and looked even hotter when having fun! Hopefully, next time, we'll play together as I liked what I saw! Till next time! ;)

*ittlevenice21 (38), Couple on 27 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Aw and so fun to hang out and see each other - so free and sexy. Your moans were stunning when I was lying down in bed next to you guys. Oh and I have that checklist book too in your bookcase! :)

*aughtyK2019 (48), Man on 26 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this incredibly sexy couple at a party, and all I can say is, wow! They are wonderfully polite and sexually exciting. Besides both being stunning, they know what they enjoy and have a strong sense of adventure. I look forward to meeting them again soon. Do not miss out if you are lucky enough to get the chance.

*orbiddenapple (49), Couple on 25 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Such a pleasure to welcome this fabulous couple to their first party! They took to the scene with total ease. Friendly and super sexy, you guys really added to the amazing dynamic and we look forward to seeing you again. Bacio

*woplusyou2000 (45), Couple on 25 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this hot naughty couple at a sex party..If you get the chance don't miss them out .

*lippery always wet (43), Couple on 25 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Wow - we met this sexy pair at a hotel party last night that was arranged by some amazing hosts. They re very genuine and we chatted at alittle before the actual event. Mr is charming and funny. Mrs is smoking hot and was amazing to interact with at different points through the evening xx Hope to get you to ourselves next time xx

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