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Couple in Witham, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 months ago

CLUB MEETS ONLY ATM

Not meeting single guys atm !!

Please read whole profile

Firstly if we message you and you read it if we're not your type have the decency to at least reply and say so because reading and ignoring is the height of RUDNESS!!!

Also don't message us unless you have a profile picture as that usually means your hiding something!!!!

Hi guys we're back if you remember us from before come and say hi

We're looking for couples and females to play with and make good memories with

Ideally a couple to have regular meets with in private or at clubs

Single guys we will find you

Huwie is a true Gentleman well built bodybuilder lots of tattoos and loves good banter

Duwie is so sexy knows what she wants can be shy at first but once she's relaxed she's all over it

She prefers well built muscley guys with shaved heads and body she doesnt like hairy guys.

And only wants to meet Caucasian guys

This is her preference please respect that

Condoms are a must whilst having sex anyone who tries bareback will be shown the door

We also don't do any kind of recreational drugs we hate drugs so please don't contact us if that's what your into we don't need a joint or line of snow to have a good time.

We're a very happily married couple and are not interested in meeting on singley and if you ask you will be instantly blocked

We can accommodate at times but rarely

We can't meet at the drop of a hat so please don't ask as we lead busy lives

Anyway we're on here to have fun and meet some wonderful people

We love going to clubs

A social isn't always necessary with us and spontaneous can be so exciting

We must add when we can accommodate it won't be for the whole night so there will be no sleep overs I'm afraid!!!

If you message us please head your message with LOVE BANANAS that way we know you've taken the time to read this if you don't you will be ignored and blocked full stop !!!

Also random friends requests with out a few chats first will automatically be blocked we're not on here for photo collectors!!!!

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Huwie

54 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Duwie

46 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 30 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*s MonkeyBusiness (47), Woman on 24 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks to this gorgeous couple for attending MB recently, they were perfect guests and looked to be getting along with a lot of our other guests. Thanks so much for joining us and we look forward to seeing you for another wonderful night this Saturday for our Burlesque Lady Marmalade Party xxx

*ymShark93 (31), Man on 20 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this genuinely HOT couple tonight… Mr is a real gentleman, so chilled and all muscles ;)… Mrs is an absolute stunner with a body to die for, real pleasure getting to meet these two, maximum respect to both and should be given if your ever lucky enough to meet these.

*ung-Dom-Daddy (38), Man on 20 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
"JESUS CHRIST!" Was screamed on more than one occasion and it's quite the fitting mantra for what was an absolutely delicious evening. Duwie has the tastiest pussy ever and I honestly couldn't get enough of it, be it with my tongue, fingers, big cock and even nose at one stage ;-) These two are the real deal in all its filthy glory. Thanks for the invite!!

*conesandcream (63), Couple on 13 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
What can I say about this genuine warm friendly couple? We met for the first time at Monkey Business last night in the car park would you believe? It's difficult to not chat under these circumstances and are we glad we did. A lovely couple with a great sense of hoomer. Thanks for the banter we really enjoyed it and look forward to the next time we meet. D&N xxx

*exy fun new couple (45), Couple on 13 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had our first social meet with these guys today. They put us at ease as soon as we got there and 5 hours later we were still laughing and had a great time. Could not of chosen a better couple for our first meet. We will absolutely be meeting these sexy guys again. Thanks guys had a great time xx