Seeking light hearted fun and please read profile

Woman in Somewhere, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 6 months ago

Looking for ONE male friend with benefits....no dramas, NSA.

Can never accommodate

Not into a grope behind the bikesheds or in the car

Not single - totally accept this may be an issue - and it's not an area that needs further discussion.

Will never meet after a one liner message on here or any other social platform.

First meet will ALWAYS be a social in a public place.

I want to get to know someone first and if the messages aren't consistent - that tells me all I need to know.

If you wish to have several females to play with, your perogative - go for it.....but it's not for me.

I would like fun, sarcasm, 'banter', attraction, consistency and lust....

No one is perfect but....we could be perfect for each other in that moment in time.

I never send nude photos.

Safe sex always.

And I am not a swinger. I have a couple of kinks.

If you haven't fallen asleep or swore about my profile.....message me x

DQE

55 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
More than 5 piercings

Men
Aged from 38 to 65 only
Won't meet smokers

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Watersports, Safe Sex, Oral