Ladies Don’t Pass Me By..

Man in Portlaose, Laois, Ireland

Joined: 10 months ago
Last on: 9 months ago

Apparently being clean is a positive on here , which means there’s lads going round meeting ladies who haven’t washed . That’s fuckin grim .

Waiting excitedly for the day someone posts a veri saying he lied about his age , came on the third stroke and started crying uncontrollably. (I’ve decided this would called a crymax)

I’ve had a nose through some men’s profiles outta curiosity.. what the hell is happening that there are so many angry looking , red raw , stumpy cocks on display!? Genuinely curious … is it wankin too much and too dry ?

I also feel that an erection is only sexy to a lady If she’s the one who caused it . Let me know if I’m wrong .

A fella said he’d pay me to smell my feet … jokes on him, I have suspiciously odour free feet!

That’s enough rambling now… to prove you’ve read this , please find your local Fine Gale TD and goose him.

Ok byeeeeeeeee (imagine this as shouted by Derek Mooney please

Philando

38 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Oral

Verified Genuine Profile

*ailin Dana (38), Woman on 30 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Know this guy a long time now.. we have had the best experiences together... I have made a life long friend... he is the nicest genuine guy on here.. and a bonus that is is fantastic in bed... I crave the mind blowing orgasms gives me!!! Don't pass this lad up if you are lucky enough to get a message from him xx

Friends

TT (18), Woman
mmmmm (24), Woman
H (48) & (), Couple
j (39), Woman
fairy (42), Woman