The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	First visit to VA. Very friendly team, the club has a lovely layout and a nice buffet lunch for the MILF event. Definitely going back! Date: 9 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Been a while but this place never disappoints!! From start to a very late finish we had a blast!! Amazing couple's! Staff couldn’t do enough for you plus the hot tub is wild!! Many a great night here and can’t wait for the next xx Date: 6 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to a club of any kind and it was great! Very welcoming and we felt at ease straight away. Date: 5 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another brilliant visit to vanilla alternative last night! The staff make you feel so welcome and relaxed. I met some amazing sexy people in the hot tub and hope they had as much pleasure as I did! Date: 5 November 2022

Rating: Fun
	First visit for me on a week day, all I can say is I will be going to this place more - lovely people, very nice club in general Date: 2 November 2022

Rating: OK
	Went as a newbie to the club scene. Everyone we met was friendly and really nice relaxed environment. Sophisticated looking interior and relaxing spa bath. The buffet was added treat. I didn't get what I was looking in terms of play but the actual venue impressed us and the staff were really friendly and helpful. Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fun
	We attended the Asylum Halloween party here on Saturday. Had a great night in a very busy club. Voices are a bit sore today as the music was so loud there was a lot of shouting! Second visit to VA and it didn’t disappoint. Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Always a great night at VA, loved the Halloween night. If we spoke, DM us. Bloody white suit and nurse in black x Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fun
	A brilliant night at the Halloween event last night! Staff were lovely, guests made loads of effort to dress up and we had great fun all round. Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	VA2. You did it again! What a great Halloween night, the club was bursting at 9:30pm, we couldn’t believe how full it was so early in the night when we arrived, it was absolutely packed with the sexiest group of people we’ve ever seen in one place, their costumes and the venue decorations was excellent, the place was thumping and we knew instantly we were in for a great night. Team VA we love you, we respect you and please let the good times roll xxxxx Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

VA2. You did it again! What a great Halloween night, the club was bursting at 9:30pm, we couldn’t believe how full it was so early in the night when we arrived, it was absolutely packed with the sexiest group of people we’ve ever seen in one place, their costumes and the venue decorations was excellent, the place was thumping and we knew instantly we were in for a great night. Team VA we love you, we respect you and please let the good times roll xxxxx

Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	One of our favourite clubs! Fantastic Asylum/Halloween night with brilliant DJs, awesome staff and as usual, a hot crowd of guests. We had a brilliant night ;) Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Fantastic Halloween night !! Felt comfortable all night long and the shuttle bus made it so much easier to commute. Please message us if you was there x Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great Bi Night at VA. Very friendly and respectful people Lots of kinky fun ;) We can't wait to go back. Thank you VA xxx Date: 30 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended Mr Benns Bi night and first time at VA. Great venue and lovely and clean with a great atmosphere. Definitely will be returning Date: 29 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We Atteneded the bi night and can not wait for the next one everyone was lovely super sexy evening lots of play met more great people this club is one of the best! ?? Date: 29 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	What a night. Attended Bi Night last night and it was amazing. Such a friendly warm bunch of gorgeous quests. Lots of sexy fun had. The action was full on. Hot filth. Omg Wild Wild time xx Date: 29 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended Friday bi night, fantastic atmosphere, stunning people, great time all round! Date: 29 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	MILF club at VA is my favourite place to spend a Wednesday but this week was absolutely brilliant. It was great to see the club packed and the atmosphere was electric. Everyone was having a good time and plenty of playing going on. Jules and the team are just amazing and thank you for making my birthday a special day x Date: 28 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended milf club Wednesday to celebrate a special lady’s birthday. It was really busy with a great atmosphere. The birthday was spoilt but loved it. Plenty of fun going on. Love this club. Staff are excellent. Will be back again next week for more fun and mischief Date: 28 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to milf club for seconds 26th pct today. Timing couldn’t have been better. Half term and no school runs for the milfs meant they want action and I was right the place was super busy with many people but I got to enjoy some thick bbw milfs that I crave and I can safely say I had a blast. Date: 26 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for the first time on Saturday 22nd October and wasn't disappointed. Very welcoming staff, clean and modern, great atmosphere and music! We look forward to going back again soon Date: 25 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA on Friday 14th for the first time. It felt plush and inviting and was easy to navigate around. Loved the cluster of mirrorballs in the cool bar, and the non-chlorinated hot tub (UV treated). Wish it had bubbles however, as would have preferred not to see what the single guys were doing below water level! The crowd were attractive and the facilities were all in great order. We prefer private play so retired to our room (number 5) which has a massive modern 4 poster and would recommend for comfort and play! The plumbing does need a refurb but we would definitely return - hopefully on a busier night. Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

We attended VA on Friday 14th for the first time.

It felt plush and inviting and was easy to navigate around. Loved the cluster of mirrorballs in the cool bar, and the non-chlorinated hot tub (UV treated). Wish it had bubbles however, as would have preferred not to see what the single guys were doing below water level!

The crowd were attractive and the facilities were all in great order.

We prefer private play so retired to our room (number 5) which has a massive modern 4 poster and would recommend for comfort and play! The plumbing does need a refurb but we would definitely return - hopefully on a busier night.

Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: OK
	We attended the club last night (Saturday) - a couples night. After viewing the venue online and watching the virtual tour, I expected big things. This venue didn’t disappoint. It is one of the better clubs we have attended, the rooms flow and they’re very clean and the atmosphere is great. Although it wasn’t busy (it was still busier than most in this current climate), is was still a good night and they’re were quite a few people in attendance…couples dressed up the the 9’s and some single males. I do have to say, the clientele was more older on average than a lot of places visited in the past. I thought it was just our thinking, but a couple other people at the club we spoke to were also in agreement. That’s said it is still worth the visit. I don’t really recall anyone having their clothes on past 11.30, it was kit off and full on lingerie from the slimmest and sleekest, to us curvealicious in all the right places women (and even the blokes are undressed); a place I actually enjoyed getting my kit off at. Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: OK

We attended the club last night (Saturday) - a couples night. After viewing the venue online and watching the virtual tour, I expected big things. This venue didn’t disappoint. It is one of the better clubs we have attended, the rooms flow and they’re very clean and the atmosphere is great. Although it wasn’t busy (it was still busier than most in this current climate), is was still a good night and they’re were quite a few people in attendance…couples dressed up the the 9’s and some single males. I do have to say, the clientele was more older on average than a lot of places visited in the past. I thought it was just our thinking, but a couple other people at the club we spoke to were also in agreement. That’s said it is still worth the visit. I don’t really recall anyone having their clothes on past 11.30, it was kit off and full on lingerie from the slimmest and sleekest, to us curvealicious in all the right places women (and even the blokes are undressed); a place I actually enjoyed getting my kit off at.

Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	fantastic, clean, great atmosphere, very kind people... it all started with a warm welcome from the management, a personal, guided tour and we loved every minute. we met a lovely couple, started playing in the jacuzzi and went to one of the beds ... very intense play, great atmosphere, very reasonably priced drinks, a few bedrooms in the house and a very warm good bye.... we will come back. this club is fantastic for newbies and hardcore swingers xx Date: 22 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

fantastic, clean, great atmosphere, very kind people... it all started with a warm welcome from the management, a personal, guided tour and we loved every minute. we met a lovely couple, started playing in the jacuzzi and went to one of the beds ... very intense play, great atmosphere, very reasonably priced drinks, a few bedrooms in the house and a very warm good bye.... we will come back. this club is fantastic for newbies and hardcore swingers xx

Date: 22 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We absolutely love this club and attended the newbies night on Sat 15th. As usual, the place was looking amazing. Cool bar / social area, hot tub is perfect and huge plus plenty of play areas around the place. Super high class and alot of hot people. Can't wait to go back again! Date: 18 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	As a first time couple to the club scene we were both very nervous but the welcome and friendly staff soon had that under control. The place is so clean tidy and well organised and all the staff and regulars are friendly and helpful. We had so many people asking if we were ok and having fun and just giving us the time of day. We both enjoyed ourselves and will definitely be back again soon. Special thanks to Gizmo for his advice and putting on a great night. From the dance floor dogger ! Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

As a first time couple to the club scene we were both very nervous but the welcome and friendly staff soon had that under control. The place is so clean tidy and well organised and all the staff and regulars are friendly and helpful. We had so many people asking if we were ok and having fun and just giving us the time of day. We both enjoyed ourselves and will definitely be back again soon. Special thanks to Gizmo for his advice and putting on a great night. From the dance floor dogger !

Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Such a great night at VA, been to a couple of events, met so many lovely people. Events are always great to be at. Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet again another excellent night here! The staff are absolutely amazing the club is amazing so great we struggled to find a naughty space lol due to it so popular. Those who saw us or spoke to us feel free to message us. And if u need an insight into this amazing club be happy to share! Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Husband and I attended vanilla alternative on Friday 7th October, with another couple. I can truly say it was an amazing experience, better than we imagined. We were all super nervous, but instantly felt at ease walking in. We were shown around by a lovely gentleman, had some drinks and got chatting to loads of peoples, mainly first timers however even the regulars were really kind and accepting. We did not feel pressured in the slightest just accepted and had a fabulous time, laughed, danced and a little bit of naughtiness. I wish we didn’t live to far away as we would be there every weekend. The entire place was pristine. Bar staff lovely, We cannot wait to return asap. If you saw us, feel free to message us x Date: 9 October 2022

Rating: OK

Husband and I attended vanilla alternative on Friday 7th October, with another couple. I can truly say it was an amazing experience, better than we imagined.

We were all super nervous, but instantly felt at ease walking in. We were shown around by a lovely gentleman, had some drinks and got chatting to loads of peoples, mainly first timers however even the regulars were really kind and accepting.

We did not feel pressured in the slightest just accepted and had a fabulous time, laughed, danced and a little bit of naughtiness. I wish we didn’t live to far away as we would be there every weekend.

The entire place was pristine. Bar staff lovely, We cannot wait to return asap.

If you saw us, feel free to message us x

Date: 9 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first night at any club, met at the door by Brian who was lovely and showed us around. Great atmosphere, really friendly people and put any nerves we had aside from the minute we walked in. Had some great play with other couples and had a laugh with lots of others. Great first experience for us as newbies. We’ll definitely be back! Drop us a message if you saw us x Date: 9 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I attend Milf club on the 5th only a few regular people but a few new ones I can only it was amazing thank you VA Date: 7 October 2022

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