The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	First time on a Friday and what a great evening :) some wonderfully sexy couples! Was great to be able to walk upstairs to my room at the end of the evening :) Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended last night for the first time, what a fantastic venue and an absolute bonus to be able to book a hotel room on site! We loved the open plan playrooms and we were made to feel really welcome. The hot tub looked amazing and we’ll definitely try that next time, there was a lot of very sexy action going on there! Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended last night great place, great visit Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: OK
	We visited this Friday and OMG what a naughty evening with a wonderful crowd in attendance...the guys were super polite and a lot of lovely couples ... If we spoke drop us a message x. Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for Milf Club for the first time with a friend on Wednesday. The club was very plush and the couples room was fabulous. Would love to come back and see how it is on a weekend night sometime soon. Date: 17 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA today for the very first time. It was the Wednesday daytime Milf event. The club has a great vibe / atmosphere and all the staff are very friendly and welcoming. Great music also. The club is plush / upmarket and we can’t wait to visit again for weekend / couples night. Also, we’ll be looking forward to the utilising the outdoor areas in the summer! 10/10 Date: 15 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	We are not strangers to the club scene but this was our first time to VA. Attended the valentine's event on the Saturday. Welcomed by the staff and shown around by the lovely Brian. Was a busy night all in all. Would attend again but perhaps on a non event night. Had a great time. Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK
	What can I say about this club . It’s not only the best club around but it’s got the best staff that work so hard and are so amazing. Jules and Chris who we are honoured to call our friends make va what it is . Putting everything into it to make it the best swingers club to visit again and again . Always something new , always making it the best night out with three best people .. friendly fun and safe . Last night was amazing.. I took my female friend last night who called me today to say what an amazing night she had .. and she felt so welcomed and had the best night . If you haven’t been, get yourself down . Oh and not forgetting brian … who makes everyone looks after everyone.. we love Brian .. Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK

What can I say about this club . It’s not only the best club around but it’s got the best staff that work so hard and are so amazing. Jules and Chris who we are honoured to call our friends make va what it is . Putting everything into it to make it the best swingers club to visit again and again . Always something new , always making it the best night out with three best people ..

friendly fun and safe .

Last night was amazing..

I took my female friend last night who called me today to say what an amazing night she had .. and she felt so welcomed and had the best night .

If you haven’t been, get yourself down .

Oh and not forgetting brian … who makes everyone looks after everyone.. we love Brian ..

Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK
	Great night at VA last night for the valentines event staff amazing as always hot crowd too. clean great music and just all round a good club until next time ;) Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last night to the Valentines event and must say, everyone was looking amazing, great atmosphere. Was a good turn out, if you think you saw us or had a chat with us say hi xxx Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	My second time visiting VA last night and had an amazing time. Great venue, great crowd, very reasonable pricea and the staff are all throughly wonderful! The hotel bedrooms are very clean and comfortable too. Just wish I could come more often. Can't wait to try out the outside areas come summer. Thanks ladies. Date: 11 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the Milf club on feb 8 2023 after being away for a long time and wow has it changed, and all for the better I may add. Great new play areas, and the atmosphere was electric, and tbh everyone was just enjoying themselves. Big shout for the bar ladies who apart from looking gorgeous....gave as good good as they received in the banter dept ha ha. I’ll be back x Date: 10 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	another fun filled afternoon .. friendly staff.. good company .. cant wait for the summer for the gardens to open xx Date: 9 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The Vanilla Alternative is the club in the UK that keeps on giving. Another fun filled night on Saturday in the adventure palace. The VA has a beautiful vibe, matched by the ladies who keep us hydrated, Brian who is always on hand to help and Chris & Jules who welcome you with smiles and just want every client to enjoy the night. Mark Eldridge @ House Rocks provides the music and hey presto you’re onto a winner every time! Thanks Team VA, I guess if Carlsberg did Adult Clubs it would be the VA! Well done all. We’re back Valentines and can hardly wait! Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

The Vanilla Alternative is the club in the UK that keeps on giving. Another fun filled night on Saturday in the adventure palace. The VA has a beautiful vibe, matched by the ladies who keep us hydrated, Brian who is always on hand to help and Chris & Jules who welcome you with smiles and just want every client to enjoy the night. Mark Eldridge @ House Rocks provides the music and hey presto you’re onto a winner every time! Thanks Team VA, I guess if Carlsberg did Adult Clubs it would be the VA! Well done all. We’re back Valentines and can hardly wait!

Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another night at the VA and simply amazing as always! Chris and Jules are friendly amazing hosts and easy on the eye too! The bar staff tend to your every need while looking hot as hell! Great company, laughs, facilities and a kinky fun time had by us. Be back again ASAP ;) Date: 5 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at VA the staff are fantastic as always, Chris and Jules have found a few new staff that have fit in amazingly and are a real credit to them. I always enjoy coming to VA as I know I will have a laugh especially with Mr Benn on hosting duties, your shots on a covk are always a hit Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time visiting VA for the bi night last night. Had a great time and was made to feel very welcome. Hope to return again soon. Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: Avoid
	why would you allow somebody phone up agree to let them have entry allow them to book a hotel room and then refuse them entry because they hadn’t checked with the event host! wasting my time and money Date: 3 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I would just like to say that I have never felt so confident and comfortable in a swinging club like I have at VA. We as a couple have been to many clubs but VA is the one which we have been going back to monthly for a while now and we wouldn’t and couldn’t go anywhere else on our monthly date nights. It’s home away from home. All the staff are beautiful, amazing & deal with any issues or situations straight away. Thank you to the owners for being simply the best! Every time we leave we always have smiles on our faces and can’t wait for the following month. All I can say is roll on Friday! Date: 31 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I would just like to say that I have never felt so confident and comfortable in a swinging club like I have at VA. We as a couple have been to many clubs but VA is the one which we have been going back to monthly for a while now and we wouldn’t and couldn’t go anywhere else on our monthly date nights. It’s home away from home. All the staff are beautiful, amazing & deal with any issues or situations straight away. Thank you to the owners for being simply the best! Every time we leave we always have smiles on our faces and can’t wait for the following month. All I can say is roll on Friday!

Date: 31 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What can we say about this place? Absolutely banging night at the Ibiza party! Meet some stunning people, amazing people and friendly people! The staff are soo welcoming ( shh love u Katie ) and the rest of the team of course! What a great night in the greatest places we’ve discovered! See u very soon x Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is the most amazing friendly and relaxed club you could wish for. We have had some really fab times here and the tropical Ibiza party night last night was one of the best. The staff are all wonderful and make the place special. Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Laying here in our VA bed on this Sunday morning with big smiles after another epic night at the VA. Tropical Ibiza night was certainly hot! Great music, beautiful clientele, Brian and the bar staff smashing it, who are so friendly and welcoming. The club itself is clean and comfortable and the VA hotel is perfect, and a plus to be able to book an on site room. The ultimate bonus last night was watching the beautiful Katie slide from serving drinks at the bar to serving the sexiest lap dance on a birthday boy last night, what a lucky guy! If you want eye candy whilst being served your drinks the VA is the place to come. And lastly our thanks go to Jules Mrs VA and Chris Mr VA who without them none of these nights would exist…..bring on next week! Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Laying here in our VA bed on this Sunday morning with big smiles after another epic night at the VA. Tropical Ibiza night was certainly hot! Great music, beautiful clientele, Brian and the bar staff smashing it, who are so friendly and welcoming. The club itself is clean and comfortable and the VA hotel is perfect, and a plus to be able to book an on site room. The ultimate bonus last night was watching the beautiful Katie slide from serving drinks at the bar to serving the sexiest lap dance on a birthday boy last night, what a lucky guy! If you want eye candy whilst being served your drinks the VA is the place to come. And lastly our thanks go to Jules Mrs VA and Chris Mr VA who without them none of these nights would exist…..bring on next week!

Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Still buzzing after a fun filled night at the VA Ibiza themed party My special playmate and me had a very enthusiastic evening!!! A wonderful experience-again Lovely hosts,the clientele play and play hard and the facilities are spotless A great start to 2023 at VA Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at milf club and can honestly say was worth going. Great all rounder and very good vibe. Got to meet a very sexy lady. Will be attending again very soon Date: 25 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night on sat 21st kitty and gizmo great hosts and the bar staff were super friendly excellent night , we stayed over and hotel was great perfect night Date: 24 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We came along in early January, for our first ever evening visit. We'd been to the lux lounge before. We loved the couples' room nice and warm, the massage table was our go to with plenty of glove time. Another squirter friendly bed in that room would be a nice addition. Having fun and frolics in the large pool was nice. Viva the lux Lounge. Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time last night at the newbies event hosted by the amazing kitty and gizmo. Lots of fun was had by everyone and we will be back again very soon Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Lovely night . Was good to see old and make new friends. Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Often attend milf club with the girlies… last week was my birthday… what a day!!!!! Girls arranged for me to be the human Buffett … very messy. Then a massage and finally riding the cowgirl …. A birthday I won’t forget. Great club, the best staff … will be back again Date: 18 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA's today and attended the MILF Club. Made to feel very welcome by all and great to see so many people. Fun was had and will definitely be going back! Date: 18 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Enjoyed an evening here Sat 14th Jan. First time in quite a while, but nice to see the changes and familiar faces. A bit quiet, maybe, but there was some lovely scenery to enjoy, and relaxing in the hot tub is always a pleasure! Music was good, but we thought “I’m a one woman man” was a bit ironic! :-D Hope to make it back for next Bi-night! Date: 17 January 2023

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