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What's the origin of your username?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was getting read for bed, and my wife said my todger looked like Gonzo's nose. So I said her fanny was like Beaker's mouth.

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

Exactly what we were xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear red lipstick he works with metal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Middle name is Lucy and my thighs are thick lol

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By *rTouretteMan over a year ago

Muswell Hill

I'm a fan of 'Mr Tourette', the sign-writer from the 'Modern Toss' cartoons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A variation of my nickname & my favourite colour lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not saint in any way, profile was created towards end of 2017.

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By *rygveMan over a year ago

The Shires

Mine is derived from an old norsk word. Have a bit of a Viking outlook on some parts of life so went down that route.

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mine is in tribute to Keith Richards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first name is Horace.

So I use my middle name.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

It’s my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's where i live and birth year

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By *augthy couple2Couple over a year ago

bradford

Have you ever seen The Avengers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Romeo romantic person and since I am technocrat so mixed both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was my nick name in the Territorial Army...... because I loved (and still do) boobies lol

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I did have a shit name in the old days pre fabs like hotandhorny lmao!!!! Got advices to change it to MikeC on another site and when I moved here, that had gone so added the year I was born

Sounds boring really but at the time single lads were getting some stick over bad usernames

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By *anTouchThisCouple over a year ago

Aberdeen

We searched the forum and found a thread on username suggestions. We thought this one was funny, but unless it's written down we have to really emphasise the 'Can' when people ask for our username at clubs and group socials.

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By *pertureTV/TS over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

I'm a photographer and always playing around with _pertures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simply because my play scenarios can and have been Mild to Wild.

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS over a year ago

Renfrew

Its what im like in bed and year I was born

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ride horses and my year of birth

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By *irty builderMan over a year ago

pontefract

Dirty minded and a builder by trade

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Pretty obvious for us we live near the Tyne and are a couple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My birthstone and year I was born

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

My name describes what we are looking for.

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By *.LBCouple over a year ago

South

W.LB Wife Loves Black, self explanatory

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By *an and wifeyCouple over a year ago

n lincs

I'm the man and she obvs is the wife -y lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

What I get up to...and where.

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

We're naturists and we're a couple, so....

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

My favourite flower

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I couldn’t find one of my favourite socks the day I signed up all those years ago. I was quite upset and grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just tried to pick two kind of opposites. Hate it now though, so if anyone has any suggestions, feel free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maspalomas nudist beach

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s a new name. I couldn’t really get away with the ‘Mrs’ part of my username anymore. Sweaty Betty had already been taken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only those who meet me get the real answer its not trump related

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By *ommando4Man over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I dont usually wear any underwear

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

It’s my porn name: name of first pet and mothers maiden name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr White and Mr Blonde were already taken....

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By *hat The CuckCouple over a year ago

South London

Ours is the lifestyle play we enjoy

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

I live in Wales and the sun was shining the day I joined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bally meaning Balaclava, it's what I'd wear on a 1st meet

Plus someone on here knows of me so discretion is a must

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By *hickennchipsWoman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

I was hungry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its my best feature and im married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We taste sweet and love pleasure

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Its my best feature and im married

Blimey - incredibly accurate username

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

Normally our names but currently it's the Slade Christmas version.

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple over a year ago

Bridgend

My hubby loves BDSM Flogging. We have bought amazing Floggers and I like being on the end of a Flogger hense the name

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By *iliciousCouple over a year ago

South East

We wanted to get over straight off that we are a bi couple to save everyone time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just my nickname from when I was in the forces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's Just the way we are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When we first got together we went to a birthday party for one of D’s friends - our first time at a function together. One of his friends said something very nice about me to D - asking “where did you meet that Smokeshow?”

So D started calling me Smoke.... and he is my Fire - and we both like the song “Ain’t no Smoke without Fire”....and we come as a couple and don’t play solo ....so that’s how D came up with it and I loved it

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By *iercedCplCouple over a year ago

Outside of Manchester

We think ours is pretty self-explanatory!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s my name.

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By *wing_Bi4FunCouple over a year ago

Truro

Obviously a self-explanatory play on words!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m 6ft 6 and my nickname at rugby and cricket is bigjd and I needed numbers to stand out so 090

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would have thought mine was rather obvious.

I'm a DJ and I'm always horny

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Eastbourne

I like the name Rachel, this is the only version I could get accepted.

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By *rblue38Man over a year ago

Maidstone

My wife picked mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever seen The Avengers"

were they a " naughty couple " then ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

25 years of renting pool tables , fag machines , fruit machines etc etc to pubs..

was known as steve the fruit but didnt fancy using that

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

Lovegames42

The origin of the name comes from the band level 42 one of the best songs in my eyes was lovegames

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By *orny blonde bitchCouple over a year ago

liverpool

we'll am blonde and always horny as fuck

ha ha

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

its me in a word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend said I'd look good in a kinkey cat suit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ermmmmmm

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By *azza80Woman over a year ago

Kirkby Liverpool

My nickname as a teen and year I was born xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing at all to do with us being fussy! I was listening to a jokey song about fussy eaters as Mr was setting up the profile and he chose it as our username

Mrs F x

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

It's a part of a song by Kelly Clarkson about not fitting in perfect pigeonholes.

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By *hoot45Man over a year ago

Ramsgate

Got a bit of a fetish for guys who shoot big loads - especially if they’re in my direction lol

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By *elshrider95Man over a year ago

LLANTWIT MAJOR

I love bikes and ride them

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

No idea...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wear swing dresses.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Malmesbury/Larkhill

As I'm married, I initially joined to flirt (although I hoped for more); I just love to flirt but the frustration of being in a loving but sexless marriage had made me so frustrated that that I was after so xxx-rated flirting; Fab seemed ideal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m very tall and I’m part Irish (where it’s a nickname for very tall slender men)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a fan of 'Mr Tourette', the sign-writer from the 'Modern Toss' cartoons

I thought about using Drive-by abuser from Modern Toss. But I don't think it would do me any favours on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my younger days when I was part of a 6 man dance group I was cast as Tarzan as I had long flowing hair and a much better physique than I do now so have stuck with it ever since then.

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By *ap AdgeMan over a year ago

Chester

Getting my pubes and bum waxed lol

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

After reading something on P's book of face, it was what I said to her when she came back into the room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm ginger and a man.

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple over a year ago

Somewhere nice

No one wants to enter our strange minds lol

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By *otonfoxMan over a year ago

Southampton

I’m from the south and it describes my cock

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Lea Marston

I wanted Ruby Rose - not that I have anything like as many but I like her tattoos. There were loads of variations so I tried to think of something else that went with Rose and Crimson was the best I could come up with!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Her nickname is jools and I'm thick as pigshit.

But jools and thick as pigshit doesn't exactly roll off the tongue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's Portuguese for arsehole..

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By *atureandhornyCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

Self explanatory

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By *erby DomCouple over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Where and what we are about

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By *yvanwy black wild childTV/TS over a year ago

Northwich

I'm a wild one and the rest is explained at the bottom of my profile

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By *eedsortingMan over a year ago

Radley

Probably an inner, desperate plea. Or an invitation

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By *hingy2Woman over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I have trouble remembering names of people and items and tend to call them Thingy or say its that Thingy (for an item)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dr who

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Character in the novels I was reading at the time of signing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one wants to enter our strange minds lol"

Thats very intriguing!

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By *mpaler721Man over a year ago

Tiverton

I impaled a military a/c into a hanger door in germany. Whilst towing, not taxying.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

My name is try me in Spanish as it looks crap in English

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple over a year ago

Somewhere nice

"No one wants to enter our strange minds lol

Thats very intriguing! "

Weird sense of humour.. Wanted something ridiculously off putting to see who still looked at us lol.. Told you we were strange

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By *ungfunfellaMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Name from footy nickname is hung

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Phoenix - I rebuilt a new life from the ashes of my old one.

AdAstra - Part of a life long motto, and if you're going to rise, why not reach for the stars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't tell you or will have to kill you ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a mermaid

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By *llNatural36FWoman over a year ago

Denbighshire

Size of my natural breasts

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

errrr guess!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cautious first meet inspired my username. You bring the condoms, I will have my crowbar just incase lol

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Purton

I am Irish and some would say can be a little bit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read once that Eleni was the Greek goddess of fellatio.

not convinced that’s actually a thing, but it stuck in my mind.

Plus it kinda sounds welsh so...

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Purton

"My eyes"

May we please see them, if not may I see them please.

I have a soft spot for eyes.

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

Because the answer to every question of ‘should we.....?’ was fuck yeah!

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Two inches taller and I'd have made a good builder. Could never quite reach when lifting steel beams into position, hence Great Raymondo. The numbers were just random. Ray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always liked the name Chloe and the Walker bit comes from a sexy hour in a Walkers Crisps Lorry!

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By *ungfunfellaMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Footy lads it to me as am hung n fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like cum.. Love the taste of squirt too.. Hence cumplay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I regularly got told I looked too innocent to make dirty jokes or make a comment on something.. so there we go

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

A massive mistake..

Don't ever let someone else pick a username for you, this was the best of a really bad bunch..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Nice after Howard Marks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A massive mistake..

Don't ever let someone else pick a username for you, this was the best of a really bad bunch.. "

I quite like it!

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By *kexpat81Man over a year ago

Lingfield

Working overseas when set it up. Year if birth.

Nothing exciting

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

I like swimming when I get the chance you could say a bit of a water baby

My favorite Radio 5 show Wittertainment (Hello Jason Issac)

So I mix them together, some people think it about water sports If that were the case I would have called myself I PISS ON YOU 999

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Simply "if I could" what would I?

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By *offee300Man over a year ago

Paisley

Nickname at work it used to be toffeeball for Paul

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By *iReyWoman over a year ago

Cheshire East

Because I am, infact, Reylo trash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines probably obvious haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s from a poem. Just really liked it I guess.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A juxtaposition from “normal” life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a really rather marvellous play on words.

Well I think it is anyway

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By *iker BullMan over a year ago

leeds

Least original name I could muster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a lot like Cinderella but a bit less pure...

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By *olexMan over a year ago

Hull

Rolex was the name of a blue alien character played by Simon Pegg from the tv series Big Train

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We’re pagan, and I have a bumper sticker saying “get a taste of religion, lick a witch”.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It just popped in my head, I thought it was good.

Inoffensive and maybe a little memorable .

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It just popped in my head, I thought it was good.

Inoffensive and maybe a little memorable ."

Nothing to do with you being a big ol hairy gorilla then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Combination of our nicknames ...it could have been tsmurf mind lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small cock but shoots a bigload

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines is because im a wanker lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno really

lol x

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By *e ja vue 2Couple over a year ago

MANCHESTER

It’s our 2nd profile and hoped people would remember us from our first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who knows who I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunno really

lol x"

No I'm not sure either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Manchester born and bred. ... I hate Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fan of Harleys and of the show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I grow various herbs and make tinctures, teas, oils and balms etc. Hence the name

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I just love bluebells. The 888 got added by Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think mine is self explanatory haha We love Disney so why not

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Think mine is self explanatory haha We love Disney so why not

I’m on a quest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was first dabbling in girliness I use to go into sex rooms in Second Life the virtual world. This was the name I chose - Tasmin Janus (There where limited options and this was the best). So Tasmin Janus I am!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't we all have one eye?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted something that indicated my love of women’s feet and the name just came to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Carters;

Mick and Linda Carter or Beyoncé and Jay-Z Carter. *laughing faces

You decide

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"The Carters;

Mick and Linda Carter or Beyoncé and Jay-Z Carter. *laughing faces

You decide

Well it could have been the Millers. Have you met them

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By *VBethTV/TS over a year ago

Warminster

I'm a transvestite called Beth.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man over a year ago

Didcot

I've used mine for years on various hook up sites, I'm hopeless at choosing usernames so went with the first thing that came to me, it was the time Led Zeppelin had just announced their reunion concert.

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By *ce-cream floatCouple over a year ago

Morpeth

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By *ce-cream floatCouple over a year ago

Morpeth

Coke Float ... its my favourite drink non acholoic and not as in the substance and float as in its after effects lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Carters;

Mick and Linda Carter or Beyoncé and Jay-Z Carter. *laughing faces

You decide

Well it could have been the Millers. Have you met them

Hands down I have met Beyoncé and Jayz though.

But I would class us as more of a mick and Linda

Gem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Carters;

Mick and Linda Carter or Beyoncé and Jay-Z Carter. *laughing faces

You decide

Well it could have been the Millers. Have you met them

And it’s post Christmas drink matey

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

North West

Does what it says on the tin

Heavy cummer ere

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By *illy GunnMan over a year ago

Leeds

WWF/E wrestler from the 90's & early 2000's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dave is my name and I like to Move it.

Shit sign in name, but can’t think of anything better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is like ronseal... Does what it says on the tin. Gay, a girl and born in 82!

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By *aughty HimMan over a year ago

Beds

Used to live in Exeter (dropped the E for artistic purposes). I’m a bloke.

It’s also the username I use elsewhere to avoid confusion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rarely play so my dalliances are infrequent.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I like to give wood and I'm single so Ms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simples.... part of my old regiments motto and about sums me up ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s the first sexual rules I was taught, by a very patient older lady who lived in my road.

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Two of the loves of my life....swinging, and cats.

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

First letter of my middle name or my favorite orifice to play with and 100 to make it quick to sign in on fab I can't wait to see all the boobs and bums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Nikki and I go on web cam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a secret only pussys can tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s the only place I won’t fuck

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

The person who set up my profile gave it me. As I was no such thing

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By *imited 3EditionCouple over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

We live in Scotland but only meet down south... which doesn't happen often because... well..life..

In between times we sometimes just hide our profile and stop using fab

So when we are on here it's usually for a 'limited' time only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a guess, haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take a guess, haha! "

Your name is Trevor and your from Botswana?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine pretty obvious lol

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

....because I am one

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By *rocMan over a year ago

llandudno junction

Used to get told i looked like a certain american wrestler....

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

Pretty obvious really myself and the lady are married and she has 36DD boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m thinking of changing mine.

Wonder is it a claim I can’t 100% guarantee

Any suggestions welcome!!

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