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The worst chat up lines ever?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my friend used to ask a lady in a club if she wanted to dance. if she said no then he would say "well i suppose a blow job is out of the question then"
Number of times that worked was surprising
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
not far from you.. |
"There's a party in my pants & your the only one who's invited".. 
That one worked right ? "
I said to the guy...there can be a party in your pants everyday,but you ain't getting this bitch on your dick. I think he was more embarrassed than I was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a party in my pants & your the only one who's invited"..
That one worked right ?
I said to the guy...there can be a party in your pants everyday,but you ain't getting this bitch on your dick. I think he was more embarrassed than I was "
Haha I can believe you said that with a very satisfied air |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Beckon a lady over with one finger. When she comes over say " I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole body""
Not only have Ii heard that one before but I also tried it once when I was a young lad....... And she said to me hmmmm ok but see that bouncer stood over there, well that's my fella and and he is a magician, if I beckon him over here he will make you disappear in no time at all out the fire exit....... Oof course my reply ( as I walked away all calm and collective in front of my mates acting not arsed ) was FUCKIN LESBIAN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You remind me of my little toe.... why?
Because I will bang you all over my bedroom furniture.
I bet that worked for ya too huh??  "
Never tried it. Maybe needs a field test |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy told me if you were a potato,I would mash you!I love mash potatoes ??! I was taken back by it!I thought was terrible!
Also I black guy told me I hope you like your men ,like you like your coffee dark and strong! I told him I don't like strong coffee and never been with a dark man!  |
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
not far from you.. |
"There's a party in my pants & your the only one who's invited"..
That one worked right ?
I said to the guy...there can be a party in your pants everyday,but you ain't getting this bitch on your dick. I think he was more embarrassed than I was
Haha I can believe you said that with a very satisfied air "
I did yes!..I was annoyed to be honest thinking "do I look that easy"..bless him he was only could have been in his early 20s x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once got "awwwww your ickle ain't ya I like it your cute"
My response was " I'm definitely going to have to stop posting my cock on Web sites"
She laughed we danced and she got taken away by a 6 footer
Moral of the story girls normally like tall men hahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy sent me a message the other day which just said "I have a van with a mattress in the back" Oooh! Hold me back! X"
Ahhh but was it a King size tho or single mattress? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You remind me of my little toe.... why?
Because I will bang you all over my bedroom furniture.
I bet that worked for ya too huh??
Never tried it. Maybe needs a field test"
Would definitely have worked on me it has to be said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a guy once said to me.
I'll try that tonight. If I get a slap I'll blame you haha
"if I was an astronaut the 1st place id visit is Uranus"
kind made me chuckle"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanna see a magic trick
Woman- yeah ok
By looking at my watch it tells me your wearing no underwear
Woman- actually i am
Ah shit my watch is an hour fast ;0) |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"Wanna see a magic trick
Woman- yeah ok
By looking at my watch it tells me your wearing no underwear
Woman- actually i am
Ah shit my watch is an hour fast ;0)"
I actually like that one, I might use it on someone I'm seeing next week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"best .i said have you ever been fucked twice by a man twice your age?the rest is history look at our profile ha ha"
Good on you two. Id love an fb half my age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see a magic trick
Woman- yeah ok
By looking at my watch it tells me your wearing no underwear
Woman- actually i am
Ah shit my watch is an hour fast ;0)
I actually like that one, I might use it on someone I'm seeing next week "
haha keep us updated lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see a magic trick
Woman- yeah ok
By looking at my watch it tells me your wearing no underwear
Woman- actually i am
Ah shit my watch is an hour fast ;0)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember a story about some post hysterectomy older woman chatting up a younger guy saying 'nursery has gone but the playground is still there'"
I'll have to remember that one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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for when you are standing next to someone in a crowded bar
him - arrhhh
her confused?
him - you just stood on my dick...
used to work a treat at uni! (ok not really) |
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"I remember a story about some post hysterectomy older woman chatting up a younger guy saying 'nursery has gone but the playground is still there'
I'll have to remember that one lol"
Don't knock it
I had a very good female friend with the same attitude and we had 6 years of weekly fun! |
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fml REALLY!!!
