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What does my profile say about me
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Feel free to be brutal, I won't take offence, but I might cry in a corner.
Then why not play the review the profile above game, obviously if folks are willing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says
"I myself would not describe myself as professional, more enthusiastic amateur with potential. Cleanliness and discretion assured from myself, I must expect I'm rather hoping that anybody else would take a bath at least once a week whether they need or not; flu, yellow fever and TB vaccinations are also encouraged.
Hello, well please forgive me, suppose I'm a kinky kind of chap, who likes nothing more than wanking on cam. Don't mind who watches and I enjoy being told what people would like to do with my nice hard dick.
There you go, thats off my chest, I look forward to you seeing me.
Please, if you've viewed my profile and you're not too repulsed, disturbed or even bored, throw a wink my way it's kind of like saying hi.
To Sidney university a big hello. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO"
Hope that helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your profile says
"I myself would not describe myself as professional, more enthusiastic amateur with potential. Cleanliness and discretion assured from myself, I must expect I'm rather hoping that anybody else would take a bath at least once a week whether they need or not; flu, yellow fever and TB vaccinations are also encouraged.
Hello, well please forgive me, suppose I'm a kinky kind of chap, who likes nothing more than wanking on cam. Don't mind who watches and I enjoy being told what people would like to do with my nice hard dick.
There you go, thats off my chest, I look forward to you seeing me.
Please, if you've viewed my profile and you're not too repulsed, disturbed or even bored, throw a wink my way it's kind of like saying hi.
To Sidney university a big hello. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO"
Hope that helps"
Thanks that saved me looking ...... And that told me you like to wank on cam !!!!! Not much else really !!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ms hx, your profile says that you are funny, comfortable in your own body, although maybe a little worried that others may think differently.
Your mind is the gateway to the lovely rude bits that lots of guys want to get straight to, oh and you have piggy slippers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ms hx, your profile says that you are funny, comfortable in your own body, although maybe a little worried that others may think differently.
Your mind is the gateway to the lovely rude bits that lots of guys want to get straight to, oh and you have piggy slippers."
Spot on !!!!! But you forgot the bit about me Not liking to wank on cam !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Other then saying you like to wank in cam and have a sense of humour not suited to me, it actually says very little about you.
Humour in profiles is great, but yours reads to me that you are trying a bit too hard to come across as funny and it's actually uncomfortable to read.
It's a reasonable 1st attempt and it does stand out from the others, but not necessarily for the right reasons.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for that, you are right, I thought I was coming across as a witty, articulate not too pushy guy. In reality I am a bit of a wanker.
Reconstruction work will be done presently, can you recommend anything to keep or should it all go. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Thanks for that, you are right, I thought I was coming across as a witty, articulate not too pushy guy. In reality I am a bit of a wanker.
Reconstruction work will be done presently, can you recommend anything to keep or should it all go."
Ditch it all apart from the wanking bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for that, you are right, I thought I was coming across as a witty, articulate not too pushy guy. In reality I am a bit of a wanker.
Reconstruction work will be done presently, can you recommend anything to keep or should it all go.
Ditch it all apart from the wanking bit "
Put some sexism in there as well. Always goes down well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, what about the new me."
Now it says you don't want to meet your just here for sexting and photo swapping ... And if that's what I was looking for I'd give you a go as you sound like you could be fun  .... But I'm not !! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, what about the new me.
Now it says you don't want to meet your just here for sexting and photo swapping ... And if that's what I was looking for I'd give you a go as you sound like you could be fun .... But I'm not !! Lol"
Ah! Bugger, but I guess, I am what I am, which brings me back to the "I'm a wanker" drawing board. I shall now crawl back under the stone fro hence I came.
Not for long though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, what about the new me.
Now it says you don't want to meet your just here for sexting and photo swapping ... And if that's what I was looking for I'd give you a go as you sound like you could be fun .... But I'm not !! Lol
Ah! Bugger, but I guess, I am what I am, which brings me back to the "I'm a wanker" drawing board. I shall now crawl back under the stone fro hence I came.
Not for long though."
Arr !! Well if we are honest we are all wankers ! Lol !! Can't see why the word is used as a put down !!! But ha ho !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your quite right and let's face it, it can be fun.
Oh see, there I go again. I think I might wear boxing gloves for a month and see if there is any discernible difference to my personality.
I might look a bit funny on the bus though. |
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