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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having been a seasoned swinger now for the best part of 4 months. In that time i've noticed that a lot of the men on here have large penisis...demonstrated by holding them next to deodorant cans or sky remote controls. Unfortunately my pubes are actually longer than my willy... ladies would that put you off ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having been a seasoned swinger now for the best part of 4 months. In that time i've noticed that a lot of the men on here have large penisis...demonstrated by holding them next to deodorant cans or sky remote controls. Unfortunately my pubes are actually longer than my willy... ladies would that put you off ? "
Dunno about the ladies, but seeing those fucking anacondas all over the place doesn't do a bloke's self-confidence any good at all   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok not keen on cutting my knob off....
The mini can could work... where's Jeremy Beadle when you need someone to hold your togger for a picture.. . ( for anyone under 30 he was a tv star with one very small hand) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok seems 50/50 to trim or not to trim...how about I gave the old boy a mohican and shave the balls ? "
Maybe just trim one side and leave the other fully grown. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok seems 50/50 to trim or not to trim...how about I gave the old boy a mohican and shave the balls ?
Maybe just trim one side and leave the other fully grown. "
Hmmm. It crossed my mind .. I spose at the end of the day if i don't like it, I could just shave it all off and get a small tea cosey to keep him warm... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude , seriously, first thing .
Change your username ...
Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are  "
Not sure why but there seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding my user name.. I guess people don't like French words..? |
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"Dude , seriously, first thing .
Change your username ...
Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are
Not sure why but there seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding my user name.. I guess people don't like French words..? "
How is Clunge French ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dude , seriously, first thing .
Change your username ...
Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are
Not sure why but there seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding my user name.. I guess people don't like French words..?
How is Clunge French ??"
It is French for piss flaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude , seriously, first thing .
Change your username ...
Then try and write a little bit about yourself so people can see who you are "
I could be wrong but I think it's a bit of a tongue in cheek profile? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... |
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... "
Sure. Whatever. It still sounds utterly disgusting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... "
Actually means 'You are dream you clunge'
In other words 'Dream on, cunt!'
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...
Sure. Whatever. It still sounds utterly disgusting."
Whooooooooosh.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...
Sure. Whatever. It still sounds utterly disgusting.
Whooooooooosh.
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The sound as it travels by....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here... "
Actual translation = you and dream you clunge? Huh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...
Actual translation = you and dream you clunge? Huh? "
Well if that is true I'm going to get a refund from the Rosette Stone school of languages....bloody tapes...and I had to buy a new car with a cassette player so I could listen to them.... |
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By * and BCouple
over a year ago
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"Clunge is a 17th century French word for passionate lover....
Taken from the saying tu et monge tu le clunge
Basic translation.. if you want a good ride I'm here...
Actual translation = you and dream you clunge? Huh?
Well if that is true I'm going to get a refund from the Rosette Stone school of languages....bloody tapes...and I had to buy a new car with a cassette player so I could listen to them...."
You'd have been better to have learnt Italian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having been a seasoned swinger now for the best part of 4 months. In that time i've noticed that a lot of the men on here have large penisis...demonstrated by holding them next to deodorant cans or sky remote controls. Unfortunately my pubes are actually longer than my willy... ladies would that put you off ? "
The pubes, god yeah |
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