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By *lgernon OP Man
over a year ago
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This thread
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/feedback/2021
Got me thinking.
I've never bothered getting out a ruler for the purpose
(just looked and thought hmmm...bout 6...mb 7 ), but is there a "right" way to to measure? I can imagine some happy hopeful souls turning 4 inches into 8 or 9 by getting a tape measure round from their arsehole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well the only bit measure that can't alter is from pubic bone bit along the top of the shaft to the tip..
The bottom method can't be relied on at all as the ball sack is pliable and can be moved to give different measures..
Some guys measure the other way so as to enhance their measure..
Makes no odds, cause ugly is ugly .. 6-7 or 10 inch...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why are men so obsessed with measuring their cocks?
The only reason I know the size of my boobs is go make sure my bras fit properly lol
Its not as if the men have to have uplift pants or underwire pants pmsl
Although thinking about it that may be a good idea for some people..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its not as if the men have to have uplift pants or underwire pants pmsl
Although thinking about it that may be a good idea for some people....."
yu get padded pants for guys to give bigger bulge ...
we need to measure to get right size o pants ... I dinna want to look like sumit from the circus .... lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol, ahhh so thats the reason.
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oops...... looks like i shot myself in foot here... obviously I dont buy them myself, only heard about them .......
I am a big enuf prick without padded pants ... note 'am' not 'have'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So men measure to get the right size pants?
Ive never seen a pair of pants that go with cock size
Ive been looking in the wrong places or Rob has been wearing the wrong pants lol xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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don't think the padded pants caught on... guys too sensitive to ask for 'bigger bulge pants'.... bit like the condoms size debate and the name change from 'small' to 'trim' by makers pasante.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny how the padded pants did'nt catch on yet padded bras and the chicken fillets that women use to boost their assets did lol
From a mans point of view it must be a bit of a let down when they go towards the boobs and get a handful of chicken fillet instead of boob
Id feel the same if I put my hand in a pair of pants and found something similar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny how the padded pants did'nt catch on yet padded bras and the chicken fillets that women use to boost their assets did lol
From a mans point of view it must be a bit of a let down when they go towards the boobs and get a handful of chicken fillet instead of boob
Id feel the same if I put my hand in a pair of pants and found something similar! "
PMSL..........can u please stop talking about chicken!! lol x |
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I always use the remote control:
a, Place porn into DVD player, forward thinking !
2, Hold the remote in my left hand, the right is occupied.
d, At the optimum moment hold the base of the remote alongside your sticky out bit, against the pelvic bone.
This method does have its drawbacks (I know) I aint watched BBC1 BBC2 or ITV for years, Ch 4 and 5 aint bad tho CH6 is crap lol - It's mine I'll measure it with whatever I like - boys and their toys huh lol
Personally I think that it's a crying shame that women don't have an inbuilt depth gauge, with the readout displayed in their spinning eyes.
Think of all the fun we could have watching them eyes go all sixes and eights - bingo for the boys.
FULL HOUSE !!! LMAO |
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By *lgernon OP Man
over a year ago
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Thankyou everyone for your helpful suggestions. View has been particularly informative. I can only assume that by the time your various cons have been discovered, View, that the tricked ladies are in such a frenzy they dont care. As for cock fillets:
http://www.siliconebody.com/The-Package-Booster
Mine is in the post! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always use the remote control:
a, Place porn into DVD player, forward thinking !
2, Hold the remote in my left hand, the right is occupied.
d, At the optimum moment hold the base of the remote alongside your sticky out bit, against the pelvic bone.
This method does have its drawbacks (I know) I aint watched BBC1 BBC2 or ITV for years, Ch 4 and 5 aint bad tho CH6 is crap lol - It's mine I'll measure it with whatever I like - boys and their toys huh lol
Personally I think that it's a crying shame that women don't have an inbuilt depth gauge, with the readout displayed in their spinning eyes.
Think of all the fun we could have watching them eyes go all sixes and eights - bingo for the boys.
FULL HOUSE !!! LMAO"
F..k me thought i was the only one that did that lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are men so obsessed with measuring their cocks?
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As a single guy, you tend to find a lot of people who are looking to meet us will specify a minimum size they are looking for.
Now i've always been told that I'm well hung by the girls i've met. And rather worryingly have have a reputation at the rugby club for having a big cock. I'm even mentioned in a song.
However, when i have measured it, pubic bone to tip it's about 8 inches, which is usually 2 inches less than the minimum that some people are asking for. Obviously they must be able to find there enormous cocks, or are they taking the bottom, longer measurement? |
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