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Awkward chat up lines

By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

What's some awkward chat up lines you've used or had used on you? And did it work?

.... So, i was going to tell you a dick joke, but it's too long and hard.....

By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello, I'm Furry

No, really. It's me. Honest. Honest. I'm not fibbing. Ok ok, here's my chest

By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I swear, I know a lad who thinks that..

"Fee, Fi, Foe, Fum..... im gonna stick it up yer bum"

...is a winner

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I swear, I know a lad who thinks that..

"Fee, Fi, Foe, Fum..... im gonna stick it up yer bum"

...is a winner

That's like 'asking for a friend'