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Masturbation whilst driving
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really?? Gobsmacked at the stupidity levels on here sometimes.
Where's the facepalm icon when you need one?   "
best you can manage is
"Shakes head in dismay" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about blowjob while driving??? "
and having someone's gums around your plums is any less dangerous????
Really that kind of stupidity beggars belief.
If you'd seen some of the accidents I've seen where folk were concentrating you'd change your opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive done it..
Ive had a Woman doggystyle while driving down the M1 in a BMW Convertible.
She used her right hand for the accelaration and her left hand covered the Clutch/Brake ..She was very multi tasking..
My left hand covered the gears ....Whenever we both where about to "Cum" i fecked her into reverse..
The Car i mean ..
true story ...honest ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else imagining police finding a car wrapped around a pole with a dead man inside. Cock in hand  "
or a woman with a man's cock in her mouth,while he is 200 yards down the fucking motorway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.
If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.
So many people die from careless drivers every year.
Idiots
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"Is anyone else imagining police finding a car wrapped around a pole with a dead man inside. Cock in hand or a woman with a man's cock in her mouth,while he is 200 yards down the fucking motorway"
Have literally seen this. A road accident which resulted in the death of both driver and passenger - with the drivers trousers down at his ankles!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.
If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.
So many people die from careless drivers every year.
Idiots
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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Been behind a car when this was happening
Fairly late on. Road was quiet but in a residential area.
Came up behind a car going quite slowly and weaving a bit
Couldn't pass so had to wait
Thought the driver was old or maybe had a drink
Then head pops up and now someone in passenger seat
Car straightened then off he went. I was shocked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bloke passed me today in a white van having a wank.... I phoned police and he was pulled over further up motorway. I blew horn and made wankers sign as I passed.. idiot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.
If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.
So many people die from careless drivers every year.
Idiots
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agreed, absolutely shocking,
if caught your license should be taken away forever
same with
females putting lipstick on
people drinking a cuppa whilst driving,
people changing CD
people typing in location on sat nav
people eating
people lighting up a cigarette
people reading a newspaper (yep seen it)
females checking make up in mirror
brushing hair
driver talking & looking at passenger rather than road
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come to think about it wanking is probably safer than most of the above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.
If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.
So many people die from careless drivers every year.
Idiots
agreed, absolutely shocking,
if caught your license should be taken away forever
same with
females putting lipstick on
people drinking a cuppa whilst driving,
people changing CD
people typing in location on sat nav
people eating
people lighting up a cigarette
people reading a newspaper (yep seen it)
females checking make up in mirror
brushing hair
driver talking & looking at passenger rather than road
.
come to think about it wanking is probably safer than most of the above"
Mein fuhrer mein fuhrer ... Send zem too ze chamber....
The professional drivers will love you ... Mind you can't see them brushing their hair |
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"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.
If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.
So many people die from careless drivers every year.
Idiots
agreed, absolutely shocking,
if caught your license should be taken away forever
same with
females putting lipstick on
people drinking a cuppa whilst driving,
people changing CD
people typing in location on sat nav
people eating
people lighting up a cigarette
people reading a newspaper (yep seen it)
females checking make up in mirror
brushing hair
driver talking & looking at passenger rather than road
.
come to think about it wanking is probably safer than most of the above"
I don't wank in my car. Well not whilst it's moving. 
I can however light, smoke and extinguish a cigarette without taking my eyes off the road, drink my coffee/juice and indeed put on my lippy or brush my hair. I don't require a mirror for those things so no, I don't consider them worse than wanking whilst driving.
Any action which puts yourself or others in danger seems stupid to me but we all have different views on what exactly is stupid it seems. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didnt realise that wanking whilst driving was part of your practical test ..
Ive failed it 15 times
Do you have W plates up??? 
God i thought the P plates were something else  "
Lol I did consider saying they went from a P to a W |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a video on Facebook of a guy in a white van on the motorway caught chugging himself. It's bloody hilarious
For me it's a bad idea, I struggle to keep both hands on the wheel when belting songs come on the radio...never mind getting caught out near the cum stages when an absolute tune pops on!!!
And vogue!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seen a clip of a drone catching a guy wanking in his crane. Don't get me wrong must be a boring as fk job being all the way up there but it was funny as fk when he clocked the drone. |
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