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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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urban dictionary definition:
vajazzle:
To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.
Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
would you glitz yer bitz??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suppose it has its uses
you could stand the fine lady on her head spin her around open legged - disco balls!
handy if you forgot your torch n the car breaks down on a dogger night - quick love spread the light on the head gasket there
scare the life out the paperboy in the dark mornings when he peeks through the letterbox
but not good for the garden as it would attract magpies and cause a bit of unwanted pecking peckers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies with rainforests of pubic hair, can get the glitz look for free, by not wiping their bits after a waz.....lol.  "
I agree, and with the addition of the "dangle berries" from from not wiping their butts, they would make a braw xmas decoration once stood on their heads in the corner with their fingers stuck in the plughole.  |
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