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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend... "
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ?  |
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I just got back from the US and all the news can talk about is hurricanes and North Korea. It's a fear campaign and Trump is convincing the people he needs to - the American public. |
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ? "
I had to Google that. I need a nylon housecoat. |
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend... "
It's a very loud shout of "Oh Sh" followed by 50 years of absolute silence  |
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ?
I had to Google that. I need a nylon housecoat. "
Known fact radiation runs away in terror from Brentford nylon housecoats  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ?
I had to Google that. I need a nylon housecoat. "
We all did,,,,,
The static electricity at bed time was shocking |
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They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend... "
It goes: Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Maw.
At which point, you can either duck and cover...
Or, grab the nearest hotty and fuck his or her brains out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ?
I had to Google that. I need a nylon housecoat.
Known fact radiation runs away in terror from Brentford nylon housecoats "
Which colour? There's a lot to choose from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I just got back from the US and all the news can talk about is hurricanes and North Korea. It's a fear campaign and Trump is convincing the people he needs to - the American public."
I noticed the media here are starting with the articles about NK to prepare us for war. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant. "
Couldn't have put it better myself so I won't bother and just agree with this |
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant.
Couldn't have put it better myself so I won't bother and just agree with this "
Hmm tried that a few times, Iran, Iraq, most small countries in South America, quite a few in Africa... we really need to improve our dictator job interview processes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ? "
Ah so that's where your expensive bedding came from....fecking bri-nylon sheets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant. "
Yeah because America have a track record of doing that oh so succesfully with other regimes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I just got back from the US and all the news can talk about is hurricanes and North Korea. It's a fear campaign and Trump is convincing the people he needs to - the American public.
I noticed the media here are starting with the articles about NK to prepare us for war. "
Now all we need is a way of blaming the hurricanes on NK missile tests... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
It goes: Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Maw.
At which point, you can either duck and cover...
Or, grab the nearest hotty and fuck his or her brains out. "
I'm in  |
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant.
Couldn't have put it better myself so I won't bother and just agree with this
Hmm tried that a few times, Iran, Iraq, most small countries in South America, quite a few in Africa... we really need to improve our dictator job interview processes... "
When will we stop being surprised when the tyrants we prop up for a while gradually turn their own way? |
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant. "
Quite seriously trump will kill more humans in the next year than n Korea |
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ?
Ah so that's where your expensive bedding came from....fecking bri-nylon sheets "
Fool 1800 per inch thread count, pure Damask Egyptian Cotton
You are so common |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ?
Ah so that's where your expensive bedding came from....fecking bri-nylon sheets
Fool 1800 per inch thread count, pure Damask Egyptian Cotton
You are so common "
Feck off I've never seen you in tesco  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I got a re activation letter from the army. Turned out just to be for a days exercise but it was quite a shock especially just after watching the news on NK. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fool 1800 per inch thread count, pure Damask Egyptian Cotton
You are so common
Anything over 800 per inch is excessive, and therefore common  "
Whoever told you that probably lives on Teesside |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant. "
And America has been really successful in the puppet governments they've helped install around the world haven't they?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They should just drop a big fat bomb on Kim's palace and sip him out along with his cronies, then help to install a normal leader rather than a crazy tyrant.
Quite seriously trump will kill more humans in the next year than n Korea "
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Calm down dear, this is light relief not drama  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Let's take aside the anti America they cause all the problems stance and perhaps look at it objectively.
A country with string evidence to suggest is unbalanced and living in fear is developing nuclear ICBM capability.
It fires missiles over neighbouring countries and makes threatening statements.
No-one likes to discuss it due to Russian and Chinese links. So let's all pretend nothing is happening ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All this panic about brexit!!
North Korea has been under UN sanctions for decades yet still managed 3% GDP growth.... I'd put little Kim in charge of our brexit negotiations.
EU we want this this this and that
Little Kim.... Launch a missile over France. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nuclear war to cotton sheets in 27 posts...
Excellent
They should be UN Peacekeepers "
Not so sure about that, remember the Tyne and Wear thread count war of 1756, nasty that was |
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Written by optimusD in politics forum
There isn't going to be a nuclear war for the simple reason that as crazy as the NK leader appears, he knows that firing a single missile that is intended to hit a populated area in Japan or South Korea or US territory, nuclear or not, will be the end of his regime and NK as it is today.
Trump will not strike first either because as immature as he sounds there are enough adult heads in the US military to make him understand that any missiles fired at NK might as well be fired at South Korea or Japan. Because whilst we still don't know the extent of NK's nuclear capabilities, we definitely know that they have conventional weapons capable of striking anywhere in South Korea and Japan with ease causing the deaths of millions.
So the battle between the lunatic and child is a stalemate, at least as far as missiles go.
This is my opinion
Unless Ding jon wheh (private joke ) is religious and wants to die for an eternal reward , I think he wants to stay in power and being bombed into oblivion is not going to provide the power mad Lune with his objective .
I think trump is the loose cannon here but agree that wiser people will prevent the child from killing lots of innocent people that is I hope they do
Japan America and London are safe from n Korea I'm not sure the whole of Korea is safe from trump x |
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"Nuclear war to cotton sheets in 27 posts...
Excellent
They should be UN Peacekeepers
Love cotton sheets 
#MakeBedsNotWar"
So long as we can make them messy!  |
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"Nuclear war to cotton sheets in 27 posts...
Excellent
They should be UN Peacekeepers
Not so sure about that, remember the Tyne and Wear thread count war of 1756, nasty that was "
That was a little before my time, by all accounts it was his fault anyway. They do seem to make a lovely couple now though, id hold on a bit before getting the suit out of mothballs through. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nuclear war to cotton sheets in 27 posts...
Excellent
They should be UN Peacekeepers
Not so sure about that, remember the Tyne and Wear thread count war of 1756, nasty that was
That was a little before my time, by all accounts it was his fault anyway. They do seem to make a lovely couple now though, id hold on a bit before getting the suit out of mothballs through."
Didn't help that the Tynesiders miss heard and were busy counting Fred's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kim calls Donald deranged ....
Donald calls Kim a madman .....
It's all going so well
nee naw nee naw nee naw
BOOOOOMM  "
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Exploding donkeys?... That's a new one, even for the CIA |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's all a bit like on here then ..fool
Fool is a prefix ......
You understood it
I make allowances for you ... "
It's a pity trump and Kim can't do the same |
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"It's all a bit like on here then ..fool
Fool is a prefix ......
You understood it
I make allowances for you ...
It's a pity trump and Kim can't do the same "
OK so in a scenario where either you or me is Kim or Donald ..... which one of us Kim? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's all a bit like on here then ..fool
Fool is a prefix ......
You understood it
I make allowances for you ...
It's a pity trump and Kim can't do the same
OK so in a scenario where either you or me is Kim or Donald ..... which one of us Kim? "
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Only way to settle this..... slippers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's all a bit like on here then ..fool
Fool is a prefix ......
You understood it
I make allowances for you ...
It's a pity trump and Kim can't do the same
OK so in a scenario where either you or me is Kim or Donald ..... which one of us Kim? "
Bugger that...you have big hands and I'm not Kim. ..I've nearly lost two stone and he's a little fat twat |
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"It's all a bit like on here then ..fool
Fool is a prefix ......
You understood it
I make allowances for you ...
It's a pity trump and Kim can't do the same
OK so in a scenario where either you or me is Kim or Donald ..... which one of us Kim? .
Only way to settle this..... slippers "
I'll take Donald ..... I've not even seen Kims wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kim calls Donald deranged ....
Donald calls Kim a madman .....
It's all going so well
nee naw nee naw nee naw
BOOOOOMM .
Exploding donkeys?... That's a new one, even for the CIA"
Noooo earlier in the thread I asked what noise the nuclear siren makes. I was reliably informed it goes nee naw nee naw.
I fucking love you all. We're gonna be obliterated soon but I'm laughing. |
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"Kim calls Donald deranged ....
Donald calls Kim a madman .....
It's all going so well
nee naw nee naw nee naw
BOOOOOMM .
Exploding donkeys?... That's a new one, even for the CIA
Noooo earlier in the thread I asked what noise the nuclear siren makes. I was reliably informed it goes nee naw nee naw.
I fucking love you all. We're gonna be obliterated soon but I'm laughing. "
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Life's a piece of shit when you look at it.
Lifes a laugh and deaths a joke, it's true,
Youll see it's all a show,
Keep them laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!....
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By (user no longer on site)
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I get the feels no that Donald has aspirations to be a war president and get a great victory under his belt. Not sure how far he will be allowed to take his brinksmanship. KJI is just pushing his buttons and won't launch a real attack. It's just two man with tiny cocks having a cock waggling battle |
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"Trump's approval rating is up to 40%. Seems a bunch of hurricanes and rocket man are good for him, politically. "
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That's nothing.... Little kims approval rating is %2469 |
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The only real losers In this are South Koreans if Kim feels threatened anymore. Korea and USA both flexing their muscles. Let's hope it just stays all talk and no real action. |
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During this fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and soxy can change, everybody can change!
The immortal words of rocky |
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I just got back from the US and all the news can talk about is hurricanes and North Korea. It's a fear campaign and Trump is convincing the people he needs to - the American public."
Got back last week after a couple of months - you get that on some of the channels like Fox very reliably. I'm not sure that Trump wouldn't do anything to prop up his image over there - as well as the Republicans who face elections in the not too distant.
He should scale back his infantile rants and name calling, where he sinks to the level of the mad dictator he's stirring up |
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"Yeah look at Kim jong and Donald Trump, and tell me do all mad men have mad haircuts, Hitler, Stalin etc.
Boris"
He's just lazy he can't be arsed to comb his hair ??,
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"Two fucking idiots acting like they are in the fucking playground....the world's gone mad
Are we still talking about Don & Kim? "
Not talking about soxy and dash |
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"What does the nuclear war warning siren sound like? Asking for a friend...
Didn't it used to be the guy off the Brentford Nylon advert instructing us to hide under the table ? "
But only after you have taken down the doors painted them with whitewash and built a den under the stairs...
Don't worry tho just remember that even if the underbrush, small trees and saplings burn what matters is the Great Trees of the forest that is the UK survive!
Wonder who falls into which category?
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