Penis size variation

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why is it that sometimes my cock looks so small I need a GPS to find it and other times it's like I'm holding a great longsword in my hand

Any other men feel like this?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost my virginity to a peeled banana in a condom long before I had sex with a boy.

By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I get this too. Usually after a couple of whiskeys where I can’t even see my hand let alone my cock

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes, it's called flacid vs erect

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes, it's called flacid vs erect

Muppet

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

It's called a Penislacks Error. It's a common problem.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's called a Penislacks Error. It's a common problem."

Is there a cure, I want my manhood to always appear in its full 3" glory

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"It's called a Penislacks Error. It's a common problem.

Is there a cure, I want my manhood to always appear in its full 3" glory "

Viagra twice daily, wear a cock ring at all times, and mix Ready-Brek or Weetabix in with your lube when you masturbate

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's called a Penislacks Error. It's a common problem.

Is there a cure, I want my manhood to always appear in its full 3" glory "

Take a cast and make it into a dildo?

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Only if it's feckin cold.

Otherwise I'm well acquainted with the size variation between "it's sausage time" and "I've got a headache".

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my virginity to a peeled banana in a condom long before I had sex with a boy. "
incredible