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Men vs Women - The Earth is flat debate
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Heres how it goes
Men, you have to argue the Earth is flat
Women, you have to argue the Earth is a globe
This purely a joke thread so if any guys feel like saying "I think the Earth is round" or vice versa, just get the fuck out you dullard!
To not be offensive to anyone, TV/TS can choose by which side they identify with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x"
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone"
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments? "
If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay  |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?
If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay "
There ya go then.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?
If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay
There ya go then.
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Earth is still flat though. Thats why spirit levels dont have a curve in them |
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The world is obviously dish shaped. If it was a globe all the seas would dribble down past the equator. If it was flat they would run off the edges. The sea is still there, hence the earth must be a dish so the water stays on it! |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?
If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay
There ya go then.
Earth is still flat though. Thats why spirit levels dont have a curve in them"
You make a good point but spirit levels were invented by "them" to trick unsuspecting men into believing the world was flat. Women have been using spirit curves in secret for centuries. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?
If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay
There ya go then.
Earth is still flat though. Thats why spirit levels dont have a curve in them
You make a good point but spirit levels were invented by "them" to trick unsuspecting men into believing the world was flat. Women have been using spirit curves in secret for centuries. "
Thats exactly the reason why the construction industry is dominated by men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world is obviously dish shaped. If it was a globe all the seas would dribble down past the equator. If it was flat they would run off the edges. The sea is still there, hence the earth must be a dish so the water stays on it!"
That's one way to look at it, but the water going of the edge is a waterfall and the rains keep the seas topped up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Earth is flat, eyes are globes.
Therefore earth looks like a globe due to the light bending properties of the ocular event horizon.
The real truth of the universe is far more disturbing however as i have discovered a rift in the tachion layer that points to our universe being just one of a hundred thousand or so sheets of black cardboard in an alien stationary warehouse.
I have not been able to determine whether shipment to an alien school is imminent but if it is then our world could soon change shape drastically.
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"If the earth was flat all the coal miners would have fallen out of the bottom by now.
The real reason the Tories closed the pits "
Are you saying that tories, eg Boris Johnson are flat earthers?
That would explain many things... |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
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"If the earth was flat all the coal miners would have fallen out of the bottom by now.
The real reason the Tories closed the pits
Are you saying that tories, eg Boris Johnson are flat earthers?
That would explain many things... "
It was Thatcher and Major that closed them. Dont know what planet Boris is from but he looks like a flat earther (Im not, just playing along for the sake of the thread) |
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Clearly the earth is flat and spins around on a central axis not unlike a spinning top. This why when one jumps up in the air, one will land in exactly the same place.
After all, if it was a spinning globe as some people ridiculously profess, one would jump up and due to the speed of the earths rotation, one would logically land back down a few hundred miles away  |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x"
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right! 
This is admittedly a very difficult argument to contend with   "
Exactly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!
We’ll let you believe that for a quiet life "
That's what you say but it's only because you know I'm right! |
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"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!
We’ll let you believe that for a quiet life
That's what you say but it's only because you know I'm right! "
Or so I’ll have you believe...flat, flat, flat! |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes! "
So how did hot air balloons manage? |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!
So how did hot air balloons manage? "
Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!
So how did hot air balloons manage?
Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base "
The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us? |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!
So how did hot air balloons manage?
Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base
The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us? "
Hahahaha. Flat surface, with safety walls. Much the same as a building built on the flat earth  |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!
So how did hot air balloons manage?
Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base
The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us?
Hahahaha. Flat surface, with safety walls. Much the same as a building built on the flat earth "
But I live in a windmill on the side of a hill... |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!
Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!
So how did hot air balloons manage?
Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base
The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us?
Hahahaha. Flat surface, with safety walls. Much the same as a building built on the flat earth
But I live in a windmill on the side of a hill... "
Well then, you’ve just proved my point! How would your windmill turn if the earth was round? All the wind would end up in space! The earth would have to be flat for the wind to rush across it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I park my car and don’t put the handbrake on, it doesn’t move. Ok I don’t live on a hill, but if the earth is round that wouldn’t be possible, everywhere would be going downhill!
Ergo, it’s flat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can't argue the earth is flat until they have a paper published in the credible scientific literature. Neither should they be permitted to use any GPS services "
I don’t believe in GPS. How can you have satellites around a flat world.
I mean, have you ever tried sitting on a n exercise ball? Imagine 7 billion people on one? It’s flat, accept it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx |
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx"
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat! |
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The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science. 
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this. |
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this. "
I read it....but will dismiss it obviously as a load of dreamt up black magic and hocum created by the Illuminati to make us believe there’s some magical force binding us and guiding us together.
Pish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone"
Awww keep it nice you said |
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this.
I read it....but will dismiss it obviously as a load of dreamt up black magic and hocum created by the Illuminati to make us believe there’s some magical force binding us and guiding us together.
Pish! "
I would've mentioned the hollow moons but thought that would be too much info. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat! "
Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman xx |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!? "
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this. "
The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro! |
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat!
Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman xx"
It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat |
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"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear. "
Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate |
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this.
The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!"
Lol :D
I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there. |
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this.
The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!
Lol :D
I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there."
You’re so right. Craft slices! |
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this.
The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!
Lol :D
I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there.
You’re so right. Craft slices! "
Ritz crackers for craters.
I'm hungry now for some reason. |
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat!
Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman xx
It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat "
With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx |
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"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.
Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.
Nobody will read this.
The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!
Lol :D
I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there.
You’re so right. Craft slices!
Ritz crackers for craters.
I'm hungry now for some reason."
Indeed....all flat! And tasty! |
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat!
Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman xx
It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat
With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx"
Look we’re talking about the earth being flat, not you! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.
Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate "
What debate? |
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"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.
Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate
What debate? "
Exactly, now where were we? |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.
Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate
What debate?
Exactly, now where were we? "
I think you were gonna whisper in my ear or something |
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"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.
Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate
What debate?
Exactly, now where were we?
I think you were gonna whisper in my ear or something "
Come close so you’ll be able to feel the warmth of my breath on your neck. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I can't remember the question?!
Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?
Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.
Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate
What debate?
Exactly, now where were we?
I think you were gonna whisper in my ear or something
Come close so you’ll be able to feel the warmth of my breath on your neck. "
I am shy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat!
Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman xx
It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat
With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx
Look we’re talking about the earth being flat, not you! "
But it’s my belief that the earth is round as Mother Nature likes beautiful globes- and as Mother Nature is female, it’s stands to reason that the earth would represent her, and all women, lumps and bumps- perfectly round! Heck, if God can make man in his image, why can’t Mother Nature make the earth in hers- otherwise it’s just sexist! haha xx |
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"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx
Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.
Definitely flat!
Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman xx
It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat
With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx
Look we’re talking about the earth being flat, not you!
But it’s my belief that the earth is round as Mother Nature likes beautiful globes- and as Mother Nature is female, it’s stands to reason that the earth would represent her, and all women, lumps and bumps- perfectly round! Heck, if God can make man in his image, why can’t Mother Nature make the earth in hers- otherwise it’s just sexist! haha xx"
But! In order for all the beauty of mother nature and women to stand out, god made the land in contrast to them for us all to bathe in your glory xx |
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Women always get round to it so earth is round.
I know men will say its flat.. As Dropping their socks on floor they don't move . If world was round they would... |
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"Women always get round to it so earth is round.
I know men will say its flat.. As Dropping their socks on floor they don't move . If world was round they would... "
Wow...ill believe whatever you tell me!  |
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I know for sure the earth is flat because wherever I lie on back my body is always straight. I always let the ladies think they are right by just agreeing with them when they say God made the earth in the shape of his favourite sport...netball...although if that was actually true i'm pretty sure he thought of the short skirt first! |
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"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.
Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.
Mrs N x
If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone
What if the man is gay?
I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?
If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay "
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But its definitly flat
