FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > The zombies are back

The zombies are back

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

In your room blocking the escape route and you've only got anything that's at arms reach from where you are right now to defend yourself with

Death by dildo, throw a slipper, What's it going to be ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toilet tissue and a hand towel im escaping well easy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot cup of coffee and a large jar candle that's been alight all day. I'll scold them and set them on fire

S x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A large cushion and a Stretch Scooby Doo.

The Stretch Scooby is pretty robust so think I might do some damage with that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

45kg of Germany shepard

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *pforFUN100Man over a year ago

Everywhere

Can you imagine if this Corona virus does turn people into zombies? Maybe this was the right time to leave Europe?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

A clothes maid

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A pair of steel toe boots..some slippers as well but I'll opt for the steelies I think.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Oh and a remote control, but if lose that I’ll have nothing to measure my cock with

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I have some perfume and a Davos Seaworth pop figure

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Screw picking anything up, I'm bolting through the window!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 cuddly toys:

A large shark, an elephant and a rabbit. Those zombies are done for.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My glass of 2010 Shiraz

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A tube of Pringles and a Tea Towel.

I can bop them with the Pringles tube and then inflict some serious flickage with the tea towel

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

"45kg of Germany shepard

If the zombie gets a lucky bite you've then got a 45kg German shepherd zombie dog

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My 5 year old son is not going to like me after this

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

"My phone

Hope you've got the crazy frog ring tone as that might drive them away,

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic