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Has anybody seen Santa?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was on nights last night and I had a very busy night saving Christmas. Poor old Santa had drank a few too many sherry’s and crashed his sleigh into the roof of a local orphanage. Got it sorted in the end tho and he managed to get on his way with a wink and a wave as he disappeared into the star lit night. Don’t tell anybody tho, I’m sworn to secrecy  |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"I was on nights last night and I had a very busy night saving Christmas. Poor old Santa had drank a few too many sherry’s and crashed his sleigh into the roof of a local orphanage. Got it sorted in the end tho and he managed to get on his way with a wink and a wave as he disappeared into the star lit night. Don’t tell anybody tho, I’m sworn to secrecy "
That explains a lot , but it doesn't help when I've just finished watching Moana and I still don't feel Christmasy
Where is he |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"Emptied his sack this morning and now says he has another present for me
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At least he's coming in the right direction
And I mean in the south east of England
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"Sorry to disturb everyones Christmas morning, but the same thing happened last year where Santa got held up by some northern tottee.
So has anyone seen Santa because I'm still waiting ASAP!"
Did you not get any presents?
That makes me sad to think you did not get anything. |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sorry to disturb everyones Christmas morning, but the same thing happened last year where Santa got held up by some northern tottee.
So has anyone seen Santa because I'm still waiting ASAP!
Did you not get any presents?
That makes me sad to think you did not get anything."
If Santa doesn't visit then a get what the duck gets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waiting for what? 
Don't you bloody start Missus 
No wonder I've got no ruddy prezzy
The Minix is back maybe Santa is stuck down her chimney!"
No santa here .... and helloo  |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"Waiting for what?
Don't you bloody start Missus
No wonder I've got no ruddy prezzy
The Minix is back maybe Santa is stuck down her chimney!
No santa here .... and helloo "
Well hello, Ding Dong!
Maybe Santa did leave me a present after all |
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