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"Just a bit of festive fun. Fill in the blanks (artistic licence acknowledged) 
"Twas the night before Christmas, and __ __ __ __,
Nothing was __, because __ __ __" "
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, nothing was stirring because the cat killed the mouse, ate it and just left the tail as a present for its owner. |
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"Just a bit of festive fun. Fill in the blanks (artistic licence acknowledged)
"Twas the night before Christmas, and __ __ __ __,
Nothing was __, because __ __ __" "
"Twas the night before Christmas, and All across fab
Nothing was shagging, because of the broken wink tab" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Twas the night before Christmas.
Santa emptied his sack.
Mrs Santa on all fours.
But sometimes her back.
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She gave him a blowjob.
Of which he adored.
And he licked her pussy.
So she didnt get bored.
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Then just as she cum.
Her curling her toes.
Santa pushed in real deep.
Shouting Ho Ho Ho Ho.
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Twas the night after Christmas
From town to seashore
Not a creature was stirring
Bar an occasional snore
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The presents are opened
The turkey's been cooked
Siblings have squabbled
Lucky folk have been fucked
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Santa brought chocolate
For good girls and boys
Naughty ones got rabbits
And other fun toys
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Now let's make a toast
Lift your wine, raise your beer
And wish all a Merry Christmas
And a very Fab new year |
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Twas the night before Christmas,
You can cross me off of your wish list, nothing was everything, Call Santa Claus and the Missus
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed because where united
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