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over a year ago
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"Do anyone else here own horse?
I've got a horse outside
And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!
Don't think I've heard the song "
Its an 'adult' song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do anyone else here own horse?
I've got a horse outside
And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!
Don't think I've heard the song
Its an 'adult' song"
Fuck your Honda Civic! My Irish friend is so funny at this on karaoke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do anyone else here own horse?
I've got a horse outside
And now i have to go listen to the sodding song!
Don't think I've heard the song
Its an 'adult' song"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger. "
Could be a fantasy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.
Could be a fantasy? "
It definitely is and I'll make it real one day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!
Ever been to Appleby? "
I’ve been to Appleby but I don’t own horses
I love the massive shire horses |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.
Could be a fantasy?
It definitely is and I'll make it real one day "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!
Ever been to Appleby?
I’ve been to Appleby but I don’t own horses
I love the massive shire horses "
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"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.
Could be a fantasy?
It definitely is and I'll make it real one day "
The fantasy is horny, but the reality is rather different.
Forget the vision of a lady in pristine white blouse and cream jodphurs, the reality is that they smell of horseshit, horse sweat, mud and tack soap lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just heard the song.
"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"
Love it 
Fab's a blast innit?
You never know what joys you might be introduced to"
Yes. Grab you by the pony tail and ride you like a horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just heard the song.
"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"
Love it
Fab's a blast innit?
You never know what joys you might be introduced to
Yes. Grab you by the pony tail and ride you like a horse. "
Arent i s'posed to be riding you? |
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"Do anyone else here own horse? "
We breed Irish Draughts at home. Majestic animals. Does you good to be in their company for a bit.
Also I love that song.
Fuck your Honda civic
Iv a horse outside
Fuck your subaru
IV a horse outside
Fuck your Mitsubishi
Iv a horse outside
If your looking for the ride
Iv a horse outside.
Quality quality tuneage!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had horses all my life until last year when sadly lost my precious boy to colic. He was 28 so a good age, but well when he wentnoit in the morning. Currently debating on whether to buy another one x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just heard the song.
"swapped him for a bag of yokes in 92"
Love it
Fab's a blast innit?
You never know what joys you might be introduced to
Yes. Grab you by the pony tail and ride you like a horse.
Arent i s'posed to be riding you?"
Well if you insist |
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Yes three. Well two and a half. One of them is a teeny tiny scruffy field ornament that I rescued after it was tied up and dumped on a verge.
It now bosses the others around and likes to bite away at my pockets thinking I have treats for it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.
Could be a fantasy?
It definitely is and I'll make it real one day
The fantasy is horny, but the reality is rather different.
Forget the vision of a lady in pristine white blouse and cream jodphurs, the reality is that they smell of horseshit, horse sweat, mud and tack soap lol. "
I know what they smell like that's what starts me off, that smell of leather and warm flesh... And I've never seen anyone dressed in what you describe outside of a spanking porn film |
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Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens
Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.
Not been on one since  |
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"Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens
Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.
Not been on one since "
Jesus that must have been just terrible! x |
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"Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens
Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.
Not been on one since
Jesus that must have been just terrible! x"
It wasn't much fun.
It put an end to one of my lifes ambitions.
I'd had try outs for the GB Olympic swimming team a week earlier.
But it led to a great career in cycling, so not all bad |
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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
My uncle in Ireland has gypsy cobs it's his passion goes to Appleby every year buying and selling, his prize horse was called Shambo he passed away a few years back he was a fine specimen of the bred.a great story on YouTube you should check out the beautiful Jim Key I was shocked to see how intelligent a horse could be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!
Ever been to Appleby? "
I go every year to Appleby, what gypsy traveller doesn't lol |
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"I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X
Remember it well.
To be honest not looking forward to it. But she needs me x"
They are beautiful and I loved mine but don't miss going out in all weathers to care for them though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just off out into the cold to sort my out. X
Remember it well.
To be honest not looking forward to it. But she needs me x
They are beautiful and I loved mine but don't miss going out in all weathers to care for them though."
Oh I agree so much. She's all warm in her stable. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not anymore, but I did all my childhood & teens
Til had a very nasty accident, broke almost every bone in my body. Months in hospital, several surgeries, wheelchair, and the possibility id never walk again.
Not been on one since "
Ouch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My uncle in Ireland has gypsy cobs it's his passion goes to Appleby every year buying and selling, his prize horse was called Shambo he passed away a few years back he was a fine specimen of the bred.a great story on YouTube you should check out the beautiful Jim Key I was shocked to see how intelligent a horse could be."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had horses for 50 years and worked with them for 20 plus years ... enjoying not having them now tbh!
Ever been to Appleby?
I go every year to Appleby, what gypsy traveller doesn't lol "
true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I grew up a village with farms and estates before moving away for uni and the regular sight of ladies in jodphurs is a sight i miss"
Yes there's something sexy about it |
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian 
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered "
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride "
twice round my oaks and i beechter |
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride twice round my oaks and i beechter "
Hope she took off well at the upright  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride twice round my oaks and i beechter
Hope she took off well at the upright "
well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller |
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride twice round my oaks and i beechter
Hope she took off well at the upright well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller "
Now that was crop |
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride twice round my oaks and i beechter
Hope she took off well at the upright well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller
Now that was croplol "
Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride twice round my oaks and i beechter
Hope she took off well at the upright well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller
Now that was croplol
Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed "
no but she did have the trots |
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Always grew up with horses, my dad now keeps mine back down in Devon along with his two.
All of them are Irish cob X...proper Heinz57. Love them.
My dad used to check on me in bed as a kid, find the bed empty, and eventually track me down in the stable cuddled up with my pony! |
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"seeing a woman tonight who has 5 horses and is an equestrian
Nice to see you are in a "Stable" relationship hay stop horsing around i didnt get wet today even though she had the reins
Did she get the bit between her teeth then shes the mane woman I'll be hoofing it tonight if she doesnt put me over the hurdles and whip me into shape
Be careful not to Stir-rup her emotions.
She might shock you and be a Spurs fan shes wearing racing green and we plan to neck and neck but not furlong
Was it a photo finish?
Hope the Girth was okay for her. she won by head but she never blinkered
Hope she was good in the saddle.
A good long ride twice round my oaks and i beechter
Hope she took off well at the upright well shes 20 hands higher than brook shields and i jumped when i saw her heading for water luckily she wasn't a faller
Now that was croplol
Bet you had her on Show, jumping all over the bed no but she did have the trots "
Did she Dress....age appropriate |
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"No, though I almost met someone recently who has two magnificent horses. Stables make me very excited, never been sure why. I rode a lot when I was younger.
Could be a fantasy?
It definitely is and I'll make it real one day
The fantasy is horny, but the reality is rather different.
Forget the vision of a lady in pristine white blouse and cream jodphurs, the reality is that they smell of horseshit, horse sweat, mud and tack soap lol.
I know what they smell like that's what starts me off, that smell of leather and warm flesh... And I've never seen anyone dressed in what you describe outside of a spanking porn film "
Could definitely be made a reality  |
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