FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Funniest things you've seen in people's bios
Funniest things you've seen in people's bios
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
What's the funniest things you've seen in someone's bio?
I've come across one naming and shaming the STD she carries and pretty much saying like it or lump it! The scary thing is.. she has verifications by meet!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
I saw one female recently asking to meet Men aged from 37 to 37. That kind of narrows it down doesn't it??
Couple of months ago, there was another lady whingeing badly and ripping apart all Single Males.
Reason? Not one had contacted her after she'd posted up a meet looking for JUST Single Males!
I checked her profile. She'd have done better if she'd adjusted her Filters and allowed Males to message her!!
Doh! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I saw one female recently asking to meet Men aged from 37 to 37. That kind of narrows it down doesn't it??
Couple of months ago, there was another lady whingeing badly and ripping apart all Single Males.
Reason? Not one had contacted her after she'd posted up a meet looking for JUST Single Males!
I checked her profile. She'd have done better if she'd adjusted her Filters and allowed Males to message her!!
Doh!"
Haha that's brilliant!
It always gets me when their status is read my bio or you won't get a reply.. you proceed to read there bio consisting of 10 words and just shrug |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I saw one female recently asking to meet Men aged from 37 to 37. That kind of narrows it down doesn't it??
Couple of months ago, there was another lady whingeing badly and ripping apart all Single Males.
Reason? Not one had contacted her after she'd posted up a meet looking for JUST Single Males!
I checked her profile. She'd have done better if she'd adjusted her Filters and allowed Males to message her!!
Doh!
Haha that's brilliant!
It always gets me when their status is read my bio or you won't get a reply.. you proceed to read there bio consisting of 10 words and just shrug "
And then have a keyword you must use when you message to prove you've read it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I saw one female recently asking to meet Men aged from 37 to 37. That kind of narrows it down doesn't it??
Couple of months ago, there was another lady whingeing badly and ripping apart all Single Males.
Reason? Not one had contacted her after she'd posted up a meet looking for JUST Single Males!
I checked her profile. She'd have done better if she'd adjusted her Filters and allowed Males to message her!!
Doh!
Haha that's brilliant!
It always gets me when their status is read my bio or you won't get a reply.. you proceed to read there bio consisting of 10 words and just shrug
And then have a keyword you must use when you message to prove you've read it "
I am not a fan of the key word..puts me right off |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
The one where the guy tells the reader his favourite flowers, where he shops and his preferred product range to eat.
I mean there's detail and then there's DETAIL |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The one where the guy tells the reader his favourite flowers, where he shops and his preferred product range to eat.
I mean there's detail and then there's DETAIL"
maybe he's hoping she'll woo him with lunch and flowers. And they say romance isn't dead  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I have seen some profiles saying "Don't just send a Hi or good morning".
Just this and nothing else. Even the interests section is empty. What is someone supposed to message about, if there is nothing about the person in the profile? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The one where the guy tells the reader his favourite flowers, where he shops and his preferred product range to eat.
I mean there's detail and then there's DETAIL
maybe he's hoping she'll woo him with lunch and flowers. And they say romance isn't dead "
If only
There are other bits that I deliberately left out
As humble brags go, it's a hoot for cynical sods like me  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"What's the funniest things you've seen in someone's bio?
I've come across one naming and shaming the STD she carries and pretty much saying like it or lump it! The scary thing is.. she has verifications by meet!!!! "
Cannot see any funny side of that tbh..... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I have seen some profiles saying "Don't just send a Hi or good morning".
Just this and nothing else. Even the interests section is empty. What is someone supposed to message about, if there is nothing about the person in the profile?"
Very good point and one of my bug bears. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I saw a couples profile yesterday that was like war and peace length, and at the end the guy wrote ...
“One more thing guys, if you disrespect my princess I will find you and hurt you”
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Not the funniest,but there’s a woman who’s profile reads...not on any contraception and don’t want you to wear a condom,any pregnancies will be kept...
She has veris too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Those who won’t meet bi guys but when you do a little digging on their verifications you can see they have.
guys who state quality over quantity makes me giggle too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not the funniest,but there’s a woman who’s profile reads...not on any contraception and don’t want you to wear a condom,any pregnancies will be kept...
She has veris too
Bloody hell "
talk about who's the daddy !! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What's the funniest things you've seen in someone's bio?
I've come across one naming and shaming the STD she carries and pretty much saying like it or lump it! The scary thing is.. she has verifications by meet!!!! "
I met her for a cream pie |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"Not the funniest,but there’s a woman who’s profile reads...not on any contraception and don’t want you to wear a condom,any pregnancies will be kept...
She has veris too "
Dafuq |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I saw one female recently asking to meet Men aged from 37 to 37. That kind of narrows it down doesn't it??
Couple of months ago, there was another lady whingeing badly and ripping apart all Single Males.
Reason? Not one had contacted her after she'd posted up a meet looking for JUST Single Males!
I checked her profile. She'd have done better if she'd adjusted her Filters and allowed Males to message her!!
Doh!
Haha that's brilliant!
It always gets me when their status is read my bio or you won't get a reply.. you proceed to read there bio consisting of 10 words and just shrug
And then have a keyword you must use when you message to prove you've read it "
But still don’t get back to you lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not the funniest,but there’s a woman who’s profile reads...not on any contraception and don’t want you to wear a condom,any pregnancies will be kept...
She has veris too
Bloody hell talk about who's the daddy !!"
I've had a few guys ask if they can get me pregnant. Perhaps they've managed to find her. If not I should send them.her way. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
No photos. No veri's. No meets yet demand a meet NOW.
Can never get my head around cannot accommodate/cannot travel. How does that work??!!
Not a smoker ( well giving up .... then you ARE a smoker!)
Photos that are at least 20 years out of date!! Quite frightening when you meet them!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *andS33Couple
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Won't accommodate and won't travel! Good luck with that"
If you think about it, it's not as daft as it sounds. Usually means they want to meet locally but not in their home. Hotels, clubs, parties etc
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"What's the funniest things you've seen in someone's bio?
I've come across one naming and shaming the STD she carries and pretty much saying like it or lump it! The scary thing is.. she has verifications by meet!!!! "
I think this is a good thing. Certain STIs can be managed but not cured but with the correct precautions, the chances of infecting others can be reduced to a miniscule chance. Personally I admire her for her honesty and allowing others to make an informed decision as many others would just hide it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I saw one female recently asking to meet Men aged from 37 to 37.
I have mine at 99-99 sometimes when I don't want to receive messages "
That is why I am staying on here until I am 99!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I read the longest profile in the history of internet profiles just as a challenge.... this profile was like reading every Franz Kafka novel in one sitting.....
She is a Very pretty lady , but all I can remember from reading her profile was that she liked chess.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ad steMan
over a year ago
Southport |
"Not the funniest,but there’s a woman who’s profile reads...not on any contraception and don’t want you to wear a condom,any pregnancies will be kept...
She has veris too "
Hilarious I carnt have kids wonder how interested she would be after I told her that lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
I spotted one a little while ago from a "professional" and "well educated" couple.
1 line of biography which said next to nothing.
1 avatar picture, but zero pictures in their gallery.
An extremely wordy Sydney University warning.
Finished off with an equally wordy warning about how Facebook is a Public Entity.
Facebook? Facebook for God's sake? It's on your Fab profile you numbnuts. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *T_LEECouple (MM)
over a year ago
near you |
"What's the funniest things you've seen in someone's bio?
I've come across one naming and shaming the STD she carries and pretty much saying like it or lump it! The scary thing is.. she has verifications by meet!!!! "
Was she just being honest and warning people of the risks? Brave open and honest.
She probably wishes others had treated her with the same honesty in the past.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Not the funniest,but there’s a woman who’s profile reads...not on any contraception and don’t want you to wear a condom,any pregnancies will be kept...
She has veris too "
At least it helps with child support, when they have admitted the sex.
Imagine a family of bambinos, all from fab meets |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
