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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been at this fridge for 5 minutes and there is no meat to be found, just veg and some yoghurt.
Tesco keeps advertising meat but when i go into the shop there is none on the shelves.. Why say you sell meat but don't provide any, stop wasting my time.
I think I'm going to leave his fridge and go to the kebab shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are obviously looking in the wrong place, try a farm shop instead.
Or try another chain of supermarket.
Kebab shop/house is definitely your better bet, so go, please leave. The fridge is not for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message ALL supermarkets displaying meat adverts on their websites (ensure you read the ads in FULL).
Make your message personal (no c & p, they are good at spotting "Dear Asda...... blurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbb" being changed to "Dear Aldi...... blurrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb").
Be patient, there are thousands upon thousands of customers looking for meats to every store, so you really need to make an effort to stand out amongst the crowds.
Try a social... there are a few social gatherings (late at night) that will help you get "in" amongst a certain crowd. Be prepared to pose as 'boy racer' and/or 'chav' to enable the mingling to occur.... this should help you find buddies that will get your 'meats' for free (plan a getaway car ready for when you do get meats).
I think relaxing preferences will gain some footfall... having a dabble at being bi, trying out 'meat & two veg' will bring some unexpected interest for some.
I hope this helps? Good luck!
ps. if all else fails... Aunt Bessie's in the freezer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Message ALL supermarkets displaying meat adverts on their websites (ensure you read the ads in FULL).
Make your message personal (no c & p, they are good at spotting "Dear Asda...... blurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbb" being changed to "Dear Aldi...... blurrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb").
Be patient, there are thousands upon thousands of customers looking for meats to every store, so you really need to make an effort to stand out amongst the crowds.
Try a social... there are a few social gatherings (late at night) that will help you get "in" amongst a certain crowd. Be prepared to pose as 'boy racer' and/or 'chav' to enable the mingling to occur.... this should help you find buddies that will get your 'meats' for free (plan a getaway car ready for when you do get meats).
I think relaxing preferences will gain some footfall... having a dabble at being bi, trying out 'meat & two veg' will bring some unexpected interest for some.
I hope this helps? Good luck!
ps. if all else fails... Aunt Bessie's in the freezer "
Brilliant! Thank you... Can't wait to be a proper carnivore like you guys
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"Message ALL supermarkets displaying meat adverts on their websites (ensure you read the ads in FULL).
Make your message personal (no c & p, they are good at spotting "Dear Asda...... blurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbb" being changed to "Dear Aldi...... blurrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb").
Be patient, there are thousands upon thousands of customers looking for meats to every store, so you really need to make an effort to stand out amongst the crowds.
Try a social... there are a few social gatherings (late at night) that will help you get "in" amongst a certain crowd. Be prepared to pose as 'boy racer' and/or 'chav' to enable the mingling to occur.... this should help you find buddies that will get your 'meats' for free (plan a getaway car ready for when you do get meats).
I think relaxing preferences will gain some footfall... having a dabble at being bi, trying out 'meat & two veg' will bring some unexpected interest for some.
I hope this helps? Good luck!
ps. if all else fails... Aunt Bessie's in the freezer "
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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago
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"I've been at this fridge for 5 minutes and there is no meat to be found, just veg and some yoghurt.
Tesco keeps advertising meat but when i go into the shop there is none on the shelves.. Why say you sell meat but don't provide any, stop wasting my time.
I think I'm going to leave his fridge and go to the kebab shop"
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