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Why cant i get any meets ???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it me profile or summat?
Been on here nearly five years and only get mail off admin thanking me fa me site supporter
Any tips or suggestions??
And why do people not answer me mail and block me?
Single guys have it rough on this site im thinkin a leavin xx 
PS im always clean and use a spell checker so i just dont get it xx |
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"Is it me profile or summat?
Been on here nearly five years and only get mail off admin thanking me fa me site supporter
Any tips or suggestions??
And why do people not answer me mail and block me?
Single guys have it rough on this site im thinkin a leavin xx
PS im always clean and use a spell checker so i just dont get it xx "
I took a look at your profile, its okish, pics are ummm. Maybe if you tried harder. People arnt gonna come to you, you have to be more pro active. Stop sending friends invites to those you havnt spoke to.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haven't you posted just the same thread previously, every three months in fact?
Yer too fussy lol
Soon be 2020 though  "
No it was me errrr twin brother xx |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
Have a wank and imagine what you will do, if you ever get one.
Better still, when you message people, ask them what they will be wearing and what you will do together.
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you wont meet single men, maybee this cuts down your options. it always entertains me when........etc ect (ad infinitum, ad nauseum)
Also, you cant accomodate, you are obviously maried (you cheating barsteward) etc etc (ad infinitum, ad nauseum)  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"Have a wank and imagine what you will do, if you ever get one.
I would do but even me hand has blocked me xx "
cut a hole in the end of the sofa and shag that.....
needy people... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you wont meet single men, maybee this cuts down your options. it always entertains me when........etc ect (ad infinitum, ad nauseum)
Also, you cant accomodate, you are obviously maried (you cheating barsteward) etc etc (ad infinitum, ad nauseum) "
I aint married im just livin wi errrr family xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are ugly.
Your cock is ugly.
You have bad teeth.
You are too short.
You are too fat.
You cannot spell.
You do not have a sense of humour.
You moan.
You whinge.
Your glass is half empty.
You do not have letters after your name.
You cannot accommodate.
You cannot travel.
You smoke.
You have bad hair.
You have a lazy profile.
You have bad feet.
You have an untidy house.
You are too far.
You are not my type.
Your nails are dirty.
Your hands are rough.
You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.
Please feel free to add to the above.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are ugly.
Your cock is ugly.
You have bad teeth.
You are too short.
You are too fat.
You cannot spell.
You do not have a sense of humour.
You moan.
You whinge.
Your glass is half empty.
You do not have letters after your name.
You cannot accommodate.
You cannot travel.
You smoke.
You have bad hair.
You have a lazy profile.
You have bad feet.
You have an untidy house.
You are too far.
You are not my type.
Your nails are dirty.
Your hands are rough.
You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.
Please feel free to add to the above.
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You are so wrong 
I do have letters after my name xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are ugly.
Your cock is ugly.
You have bad teeth.
You are too short.
You are too fat.
You cannot spell.
You do not have a sense of humour.
You moan.
You whinge.
Your glass is half empty.
You do not have letters after your name.
You cannot accommodate.
You cannot travel.
You smoke.
You have bad hair.
You have a lazy profile.
You have bad feet.
You have an untidy house.
You are too far.
You are not my type.
Your nails are dirty.
Your hands are rough.
You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.
Please feel free to add to the above.
You are so wrong
I do have letters after my name xx "
Apart from that, what have the romans ever done for you! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"You are ugly.
Your cock is ugly.
You have bad teeth.
You are too short.
You are too fat.
You cannot spell.
You do not have a sense of humour.
You moan.
You whinge.
Your glass is half empty.
You do not have letters after your name.
You cannot accommodate.
You cannot travel.
You smoke.
You have bad hair.
You have a lazy profile.
You have bad feet.
You have an untidy house.
You are too far.
You are not my type.
Your nails are dirty.
Your hands are rough.
You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.
Please feel free to add to the above.
You are so wrong
I do have letters after my name xx "
yes but CN765675 E Wing Barlinnie just doesn't attract the right sort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, I forgot to mention I do not give profile advice, as I believe survival is the fittest.
I would consider anyone seeking profile advice being a weakling and not a self-starter.
Hence those threads are very useful for me, as I would block the thread starters from making contacts and wasting each other's time and efforts.
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"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed??? 
Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx "
Methinks you are telling porkies, c'mon fess up, you were SENT to the shops, weren't you? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed???
Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx "
you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed???
Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx
Methinks you are telling porkies, c'mon fess up, you were SENT to the shops, weren't you? :-
D"
Normally yes but at this moment I'm in England lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!
How much fookin further can he go ffs!!
6ft under, if I have my way wi a spade!! "
Bloody hell are you alright??
You in an extremely loving mood for a change xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!
How much fookin further can he go ffs!!
6ft under, if I have my way wi a spade!!
Bloody hell are you alright??
You in an extremely loving mood for a change xx "
Do you sleep with one eye open when you're up in Scotlandyshire? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are ugly.
Your cock is ugly.
You have bad teeth.
You are too short.
You are too fat.
You cannot spell.
You do not have a sense of humour.
You moan.
You whinge.
Your glass is half empty.
You do not have letters after your name.
You cannot accommodate.
You cannot travel.
You smoke.
You have bad hair.
You have a lazy profile.
You have bad feet.
You have an untidy house.
You are too far.
You are not my type.
Your nails are dirty.
Your hands are rough.
You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.
Please feel free to add to the above.
You are so wrong
I do have letters after my name xx
yes but CN765675 E Wing Barlinnie just doesn't attract the right sort"
Haa haa haa haa...oh I don't know...captive audience and all that...no pun intended |
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"You are ugly.
Your cock is ugly.
You have bad teeth.
You are too short.
You are too fat.
You cannot spell.
You do not have a sense of humour.
You moan.
You whinge.
Your glass is half empty.
You do not have letters after your name.
You cannot accommodate.
You cannot travel.
You smoke.
You have bad hair.
You have a lazy profile.
You have bad feet.
You have an untidy house.
You are too far.
You are not my type.
Your nails are dirty.
Your hands are rough.
You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.
Please feel free to add to the above.
You are so wrong
I do have letters after my name xx
yes but CN765675 E Wing Barlinnie just doesn't attract the right sort
Haa haa haa haa...oh I don't know...captive audience and all that...no pun intended "
Outs a new meaning on pass the Soapy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haven't you posted just the same thread previously, every three months in fact?
Yer too fussy lol
Soon be 2020 though
No it was me errrr twin brother xx "
sussed it!!! - twin brother obviously is nicking all ya meets |
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