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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You could....
1)Choose a package that appeals to you most
2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted
3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months
4)Set them to vibrate at all times
5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!!  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"You could....
1)Choose a package that appeals to you most
2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted
3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months
4)Set them to vibrate at all times
5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "
Good one and so true!  |
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"You could....
1)Choose a package that appeals to you most
2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted
3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months
4)Set them to vibrate at all times
5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "
Excellent and so true!  |
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"You could....
1)Choose a package that appeals to you most
2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted
3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months
4)Set them to vibrate at all times
5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "
6) They make irritating noises when you dont want them too.
7) They go off unpredictably
8) So many buttons to push
9) Push them under water and they cease to function.
10) Like predicatable text they think they know better than you do.
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"You could....
1)Choose a package that appeals to you most
2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted
3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months
4)Set them to vibrate at all times
5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "
what you forgot is that we are always there when you need us  |
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