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How to let a couple know they're not interesting?
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over a year ago
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So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!  |
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either! "
Just walk out, don't say a word  |
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either! "
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs "
That's maybe one for the "telling a lady you're not interested" thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs "
I am abit of a trend setter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs "
I'm not saying that to him about her!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs
I'm not saying that to him about her! "
 the fastest exit would be guaranteed
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs
I'm not saying that to him about her! "
You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs
I'm not saying that to him about her!
You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner "
You were too busy daydreaming during 'the sex', if you can call it that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Walk slowly out of the room, backwards, & beep like a reversing lorry. Make them think you're doing them a favour."
*Beep Beep* This pervert is reversing. |
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs
I'm not saying that to him about her!
You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner
You were too busy daydreaming during 'the sex', if you can call it that."
Come on it was pretty dismal. Oh and the crying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!
Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?
Mrs
I'm not saying that to him about her!
You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner
You were too busy daydreaming during 'the sex', if you can call it that.
Come on it was pretty dismal. Oh and the crying "
I must admit, I spent most of it adjusting my filters on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Throw the kettle at the wall
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Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so. "
should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throw the kettle at the wall
. Should I boil it first?
Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.
should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?"
No. But wink every seventeen seconds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Throw the kettle at the wall
. Should I boil it first?
Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.
should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?
No. But wink every seventeen seconds "
that's a lot of winking. Have you never boiled a hotel kettle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throw the kettle at the wall
. Should I boil it first?
Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.
should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?
No. But wink every seventeen seconds
that's a lot of winking. Have you never boiled a hotel kettle? "
It’s what you need to do, in order to leave. It’ll work  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Throw the kettle at the wall
. Should I boil it first?
Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.
should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?
No. But wink every seventeen seconds
that's a lot of winking. Have you never boiled a hotel kettle?
It’s what you need to do, in order to leave. It’ll work "
it'll take a good twenty minutes to boil though.  |
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