More and more I’m thinking of taking some kind of shield or splash back device to the loo after sex not knowing the fucking direction my piss is going to come out standing at that awkward angle thinking you’ve cracked it only to be thwarted again  |
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Cut the bottom out of a fairy liquid bottle and piss in to it in a funnel style.
It gives you the added bonus of recycling and being able to decorate it as a rocket "How's that for a blast off"  |
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"Why don't you piss directly inside the hole you just fucked ?
Because the watermelon can only hold so much. "
If you fuck it right it can hold way more than we think |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Cut the bottom out of a fairy liquid bottle and piss in to it in a funnel style.
It gives you the added bonus of recycling and being able to decorate it as a rocket "How's that for a blast off" "
Is sticky back plastic optional? |
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"More and more I’m thinking of taking some kind of shield or splash back device to the loo after sex not knowing the fucking direction my piss is going to come out standing at that awkward angle thinking you’ve cracked it only to be thwarted again "
You'll be amazed how much piss a condom can hold..... |
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