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over a year ago
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"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol"
My thought's exactly!
and bad colds tend to drag on for too long with 'headaches' attached  |
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"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol
My thought's exactly!
and bad colds tend to drag on for too long with 'headaches' attached "
but you don't have the indignity of popping back to the docs with a couple of pots shrouded in 15 bags and carried with a hand in a surgical glove when you've got a cold... 
toby carvery has a lot to answer for!!  |
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"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol"
I wanted to say cold, but that's a very fair point! As long as I can stay home, on my own and have a lot of soft baby wipes  |
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I remember years ago having food poisoning, and laying my hand on my tummy thinking... "oooooh it's concave" was very happy that moment, then 5 minutes later shit the bed  |
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"I remember years ago having food poisoning, and laying my hand on my tummy thinking... "oooooh it's concave" was very happy that moment, then 5 minutes later shit the bed "
yikes! poor you!
(btw, I saw on your profile that you have back problems. I hope you get better soon. I'm suffering from them as well and it put my life on hold the fecker) |
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"... have a horrible cold or the shits???"
there are cures for both, but if you have got the shits, drink the bottom of a settled glass of boiled ricewater and they are gone in 15 mins.
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"... have a horrible cold or the shits???
there are cures for both, but if you have got the shits, drink the bottom of a settled glass of boiled ricewater and they are gone in 15 mins.
So the shits."
except when caused by one of the bugs... |
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"... have a horrible cold or the shits???
you can wipe your nose in asda but not your arse "
Google woman poops in grocery aisle....she did'nt either  |
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