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She was only the fishmonger's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and runs away ...................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but she had crabs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

very droll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I opened up her clam and it was all a squishyfishy smelling mess..

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

but she lay on the slab and said fillet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But let me stay at her plaice so I could fillet with batter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She was after a sole provider

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

flicked her prawn a lot..........

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

So I gave her a Conger eel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she was only the helicopter pilots daughter.

but she knew how to handle a chopper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But knew how to have a whale of a time with a winkle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dangled my maggot and she took the bait

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

and I didn't even have to give her 10 squid

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By *ilmiss75Woman over a year ago

Thornton

I heard she's a right ole Trout...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she wanted a whopper but not a close encounters of the burgerking kind

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

She had a dozen oysters and only 5 of 'em worked. (That i know of, lol)

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

she said whale meat again.

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

she was only a woodcutters daughter, but she couldnt half handle a chopper, and knew how to give wood

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

She was only the admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... but she knew how to show off her snapper.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... but she never gave me fish fingers.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

.... but she pickled her father's winkle.

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

She was only the Welder's daughter

But she had a set 'o lean tits.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

.... but she loved to play with herring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but she knows how to get at my barnacles

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... but she knew how to handle a pollock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but she knew how to bangus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... but she loved to play with herring."

My winner so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her name was anette...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But got hooked by the fisherman's son when he spun her a line and now she's got crabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But the cod father made her an offer she couldn't refuse...

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

… but her pants were stuck on with crustaceans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But she said I couldn't fuck her but I barracuda!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but she had her own motor pike and side carp!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... but her fishnets were covered in seamen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but I saw her frigate makerel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

but o could she sing.

Shark the herrring angel fish sang, glory to the new born cod's roe.

(yeah I know, it's a load of cods' wallop)

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

but she liked to be filled up with mussel

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

As well as a big Cockle...

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