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What kind of person do you prefer to sit next to on a plane?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know two people who wish they hadn't sat next to me
1 on a flight back from dusseldorf who i managed to throw a cup of coffee over
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1 on a flight to corfu who was sat 2 seats away and still copped for a face full of gin and tonic
i wouldn't mind but it completely missed the person i was travelling with  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Quiet
Childless
Good personal hygiene
One that doesnt like playing with any kind of electronic gizmo, especially ones with headphones that I can hear as much as them
And preferably not a nun playing a guitar because there is always one of those in the film when the plane goes down |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I like it empty xx 
or if it can't be empty someone who doesn't smell!!!
oh had that once, was very unpleasant  "
very, used to know the person I wanted to avoid sitting next to whenever I came home from Edinburgh on a Friday night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it empty xx
or if it can't be empty someone who doesn't smell!!!
oh had that once, was very unpleasant "
Mmmm that should tell ya summat really xx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"A nice sexy woman, who smells great, and has masses of sex appeal, the very person I always sit next too, my Lady xxx"
Can I sit next to her please? could put her in the middle of a three ....................... oh damn it mind wandering again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A passenger whose life expectancy is greater than the duration of the flight. Experienced the opposite one time and it sure wasn't fun. "
i had that too on a flight from dubai - well she did make it, but she was laid out in the aisle at the side of me for an hour or so before we landed
not pleasant |
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"Would you prefer the person sitting next to you on a plane to be friendly and chat with you casually or to be quiet and mind their own business? Why?  "
One that isnt sitting there mumbling prayers under his breath and keeps looking at his watch preferably! |
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Someone who isnt going to take up some of my seat as well. SOmeone who doesnt smell, someone who doesnt fidget, someone interesting, someone who doesnt have any kind of music or gadgets, someone who isnt constantly standing up taking stuff out their handluggage |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
London |
On business hopefully nobody, but that depends on whether it is London City flight with the tiny aircraft
But if it was somebody, hopefully a potential client so I can start working client side rather than a cash whore
On holiday,,. Partner and kids behind .. The. We can get start to get slaughtered on the vino |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we were on a plane at exactly midnight and we were crossing the timeline during a new year nights flight....
out of nowhere my hubby started punching this muslim guy kinda guy who was sitting three rows behind him ...
after hubby was arrested he was telling the cops - i heard this muslim guy counting down from number 10 to one - and instinct kicked in i suppose...
(JOKE) |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
I want to sit next to the captain......
So if he looks like he's falling asleep or going to crash the plane, I can grab him by the balls, twist, pull and remind him to land the sodding thing in one piece. 
**can you tell I'm shit scared of flying?**  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we were on a plane at exactly midnight
That's not as easy to do as it sounds, you'd have to be traveling longitudinally while compensating for the rotation of the earth."
there is always one smart erse...
aint there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone that can tell if I am in the mood to talk or not 
They also must be stinky odour free and agree not to want elbow room on the arm rest in any way shape or form |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A skinny, quiet and nice smelling person.
If it's a man and he's hot he's allowed to flirt.
I once spent 14 hours next to a man with BO. There were no seats left and I flew standby so I had no choice. I cried during take-off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quiet - preferably asleep, not snoring or drooling. And no kids behind me on the seats either behind or infront, either kicking the chair or trying to engage in a game of peek a boo. I could be a woman on the edge for all their parents know! |
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