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To all who don't get a personal message
Someone, somewhere loves or has loved you.
So this is my message to all
Valentine's wishes
Petti x
 (love
Game4it2 (jo)--- Happy valentines day to a beautiful lady, who I really want to Fuck like crazy, you think im good with words but as you can see,rhyming is not a good reflection of me.
Naughtynymphos- Roses are Red , violets are blue, i really want to... play guitar hero with you.
CuteNsassy1- I could have been rude, i could have been naughty, i could have crude, i could have been dirty, but in the end i thought you might get shirty, so being a gent and a little bit soppy i wish a Happy valentines day,
to a beautiful Sassy Lady,..from a very secret admirer
To _wayman.. no hearts or flowers, romance is dead,,,let me get on my knees and give you head 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The distance between us is miles
But my prize, oneday, will be diamondsmiles
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
awww how lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Euro who you are.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ah jems your in a romantic lustful mood tonight sweetheart |
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"ah jems your in a romantic lustful mood tonight sweetheart"
hee hee kev will piss himself at the idea of me being romantic, my idea of romance is brussing my teeth before i snog |
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ohhhhhhhhhh i got one lol, im dead excited now. Thankyo for doing them jemima is sure they will keep me amused tomorrowxx |
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"ohhhhhhhhhh i got one lol, im dead excited now. Thankyo for doing them jemima is sure they will keep me amused tomorrowxx"
who says there is just one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you want a go on my drums too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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right bedtime here....there are more to come...ohh its like being 15 again and waiting for second post....who knows what the morning will bring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The day he was fed
he did like me food
and tho we're not married
he said I would do  |
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remember if u still want to send an anonymous valentine...or even own u oown up to just pm me and i will add it to the thread... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awwww i got one.. thank you whoever wrote it xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww i got one.. thank you whoever wrote it xxx"
me too its very sweet xxx kisses Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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are you open to bribes so we can find out the senders of these messages?? Im clueless x |
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"are you open to bribes so we can find out the senders of these messages?? Im clueless x"
No but i am sure they will be checking to see if you have seen them...they may pm |
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To Jim(Mr Shields)
I Love You For So Many Reasons
I love you for that certain smile that cheers me when I'm blue,
I love you for your tender kiss that warms me through and through.
I love you for your gentle hand, your understanding touch,
Your eyes that always seem to say, "I love you very much."
I love you for your faith in me, your sweet and patient ways,
And for the thoughtful things you do so often without praise.
I love you so for all these things and many others, too...
But most of all for what I am whenever I'm with you
from meg
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for Erica77
Roses are red, Violets are blue
(rose has spent to long in the jacuzzi - Violet in the cold)
Glenda is perfect, so sexy and true
to Tom Dick and Harry
be my Valentine as well
XXXXX the kilt
(love |
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How lovely what a nice thing to do x
Happy Valentines Day eveyone x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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omg 4 messages.. im truly flattered that people would take the time out to message and get these posts 
I am smiling ear to ear so thank you to whoever you maybe... drop me a message. xxx
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To rubyinstockings
Roses are red, violets are blue.
i wish i was half as sexy and classy as you
Happy valentines gorgeous xxxxx
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It's February 14
and I can't be mean
so, on this day
I want to try my luck
with a girl called Jemima Puddlefuck |
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"It's February 14
and I can't be mean
so, on this day
I want to try my luck
with a girl called Jemima Puddlefuck"
thank you, im grinning! |
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btw to all couples out there...words of wisdom from my 8 yr old...
"If you are married you dont need to send a valentine, your wife knows you love her, thats why you married her" |
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To Iconic1
Be my valentine, be my valentine
Put me at the front not the back of the line
Tie me up, strip me nude
I love it when you are really rude
I'll stand in line with the guys you suck
But it's me I know you love to fuck
So enjoy all those gorgeous guys ... Suck and fuck
And then I'll take you home happy in my pickup truck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"btw to all couples out there...words of wisdom from my 8 yr old...
"If you are married you dont need to send a valentine, your wife knows you love her, thats why you married her" "
lol  bless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it |
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"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it "
How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy |
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a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life
Mr Shields
Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx"
hee hee...you pair of romantic fools
So glad it made u both smile |
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To Diamondsmiles
Her name is diamondsmiles
her house it is miles and miles
but I'd travel there just to see
if she'd spend an afternoon with me
I may be a bit glam
and I doubt I could stay calm
when she's naked in front of me
cos Diamondsmiles is so lovely
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
Dundee/Angus/Blackpool |
These are super sweet had me smiling wide as was reading them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lovin this tread! Looove looove love!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it
How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy "
Well I don't and I don't really know what they mean, I don't get up to sexual things like that - how very rude of them  |
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oh im loving these and its lovely that ive got two, im in such a good mood today |
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"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it
How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy
Well I don't and I don't really know what they mean, I don't get up to sexual things like that - how very rude of them "
Reckon he musnt know you at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know who you are xxxx from mrs game xx
Wrap your arms around me
And hold me just so fine
Plant that kiss upon me
And be my valentine.
Wrap your arms around me
And let your love light shine
And you be my valentine.
Wrap your arms around me
Oh baby that is so fine
Now look me in the eyes
As you say 'I'LL BE YOUR my valentine. xxxxxx
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Right third poat should be around two this afternoon....
have a lovely time working out who sent them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cmon fess up guys,, who posted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To mr 44
roses are red
violets are blue
i want to spend valentines day
on top of you
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Trucking down the m8
Eating a snickers
Wondering who
Wants in my knickers |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Well done Jemima! Great thread love reading the messages |
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"Well done Jemima! Great thread love reading the messages"
To the OP
rose are red
The vines are all twisted
Bend over love
You're about to be fisted
Don't know how to do hearts lol
Oh and i know that a lot of you think I'm too shy to receive a nice little valentines ditty.......but I'm not honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia  |
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I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "
just because you asked.
on a loving day
i'd spend it with fia
and stick my penis
in her right hand..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus "
Roses are Red
but with Hayfever I'll pass
Be carefull with that Didlo
You'll have someone's Eye out with it!
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my dearest darling fia
I've looked but I can't see ya
so why not drop me a line
I promise I'll be just fine
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"I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus
Roses are Red
but with Hayfever I'll pass
Be carefull with that Didlo
You'll have someone's Eye out with it!
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Oi, it ain't a dildo, Georgey!!! |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
There is no one, Jemima
As sweet as you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "
Only diarrhoea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "
or, how about
when valentines are calling, and love is wanted so
there is just one name to think of, but keep your voices low.
a woman so sexy and horny, and has the name of fia
she sucks like a vacuum cleaner, and goes better than a cortina ghia
marks out of 10?
lol.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.
Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a lovely thread!
Well done Jemima! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a lovely thread!
Well done Jemima! "
yes she has done well putting this together xx thankyou x |
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"Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.
Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx "
Congratulations on the birth of your baby girl. |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
There is no one, Jemima
As sweet as you "
next time your coming with me |
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Here is one for everyone :
Remember to sing along in Julio style
To all the girls I've fabbed before
Who took one look, locked their doors
and put me on ignore
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've fabbed before
To all the men I once caressed
And may I say, it wasn't all in jest
I apologise, it was the next best thing to breasts
I was too far gone, I was really having fun
To all the men I've caressed before
To all the folks who shared a bed with me
Who had me in fits of ecstacy
I'm very easily led
My mammy dropped me on my head
To all the folks who shared a bed with me
To all the girls who've shared my life
Who, OK, were somebodys elses wife
I'm glad you came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls who've shared my life
To all the men who shared my wife
The woman who really is my life
I'm glad you did your bit
Especially on her tits
To all the men who shared my wife
To all of you who've made me roar
Let's hope there's time for plenty more
I can say you've been the best
So much better than the rest
To all of you who've made me roar
Valentine wishes to all xxxxx
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fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feeling the love everyone.
Happy valentines kisses to all.
Well done Jemm and kisses to you too. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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iconic and naughtynymphos two fab ladys.
roses are red
violets are blue
chocolate is yummy
and so are you two. !!!!
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Thank you very much, how lovely to be sharing a poem with the stunning naughtynymphos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat "
Will I finaly get a poem for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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georgeyporgy pudding and pie
come kiss this girl
but dont make me cry
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat
Will I finaly get a poem for me?"
georgey porgey puddin and pie
has a cock and we know why
when the girlies have a play
georgey does it his own way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To jacqs
She loves the villa, and when we meet I know I'll be on to a winner.
She looks good on cam, like she does in Chams, and I'm a rally big fan.
happy valentines.
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Fess up who was it x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" To Cute n sassy1,
My personal forum favourite.
My childish crush.
My first chance to message you.
My valentine's wish: You reply with a "hi" from a message titled "a cheeky look."
Anything more is up to you. I hope this made you smile on Valentine's day!
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Cmon,, come clean.. who are ya?? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
I'm off to figure out how to inbox myself again! *sniff  |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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Dearest sweetest Puddlefugger
You're the one I choose to bugger
I'm happy deep in your back passage
'Specially if I can reach to massage
Your clit that switches your hydraulics
And sprays your juice all over my bollocks
Oh Jem, you're sweet, you're kind you're dirty
You make me wish that I was thirty
So long as you always scream and shout
I'll never want to take it out
And when you gasp under the cane
I want to do it all again...
So have a lovely evening Jem
Until I can make you kneel again...
Dai McGonagle |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".
Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please |
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for Laceytop
Lacey, Lacey,
Oh so racey
Stockinged legs and red high heels
All red blooded they makes me feels
Show me yours and I'll show you mine
I talk of toga's and rope and twine
The world will be ours, but one step at a time
It can be done, but we have mountains to climb
I'll tip you the wink when I'm ready
So keeps them lists goin steady
WHSmith, Rymans and Staples to name but three
Get our supplies and we'll set the world free !
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".
Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please "
Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk.  |
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"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".
Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please "
hey im still posting woman, give me time to get them up! |
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"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".
Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please
Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk. "
this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".
Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please
Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk.
this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting"
LOL not blaming you petal. I'm off to spend time with my true love. Beer!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".
Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please
hey im still posting woman, give me time to get them up!"
Not often we hear you saying that Jem, usually we give you time to get them down!!!! xxxxxxx |
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"Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.
Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx "
What a lovely post in that it talks of such sadness, yet such joy. Bless you. Hugs and kisses to you both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting"
And in that you have succeeded Jem, a great idea carried through with cheerful aplomb. Kudos to you sweetheart. |
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I love you, I love you,
I love you almighty,
I wish you're pyjamas were next to my nighty.
Don't be embarassed, don't get red,
I mean on the clothesline not on the bed.
Giz a shag xxx |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I love you, I love you,
I love you almighty,
I wish you're pyjamas were next to my nighty.
Don't be embarassed, don't get red,
I mean on the clothesline not on the bed.
Giz a shag xxx"
the first one that made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are those worms at the bottom of the garden? I may chocolate coat them |
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"Dearest sweetest Puddlefugger
You're the one I choose to bugger
I'm happy deep in your back passage
'Specially if I can reach to massage
Your clit that switches your hydraulics
And sprays your juice all over my bollocks
Oh Jem, you're sweet, you're kind you're dirty
You make me wish that I was thirty
So long as you always scream and shout
I'll never want to take it out
And when you gasp under the cane
I want to do it all again...
So have a lovely evening Jem
Until I can make you kneel again...
Dai McGonagle"
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
30...i was thinking 18 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are blue,
and violets are red,
I'm crap at colors,
but good in bed. |
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To the epitome of taste elegance and eloquence.
View I love you. heart heart xx
You live in Crewe, and you are 5' 2
Soapy you are sound, you've enough love to go around
You are moving away, to a land of the funny
In with "her", hope you have plenty of money
I'll miss you when you go, thought we might have had a chance
But things were not meant to be, but at least we had a dance.
You will always be my Valentine, and I'm sure you will be back
but in the meantime, the forums will appreciate your craic
xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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roses are red
violets are blue
I've got zimmer-brain
beans on toast |
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Thanks everyone,im glad u are enjoying it...the post office is open until 11;59 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah Jem and everyone else who has contributed. I have absolutely enjoyed this thread. mwah the lot of ya xxxxxxxx |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
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for Laceytop
Lacey, Lacey,
Oh so racey
Stockinged legs and red high heels
All red blooded they makes me feels
Show me yours and I'll show you mine
I talk of toga's and rope and twine
The world will be ours, but one step at a time
It can be done, but we have mountains to climb
I'll tip you the wink when I'm ready
So keeps them lists goin steady
WHSmith, Rymans and Staples to name but three
Get our supplies and we'll set the world free !
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caligular caligular if only you were a regular
upon the forums everyday
oh the war games we could play |
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"Ah Jem and everyone else who has contributed. I have absolutely enjoyed this thread. mwah the lot of ya xxxxxxxx"
Hello my scouse valentine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ho hum. . *pout lip and sulk* lol |
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Oh well I'll pout and sulk too off to farmville I know when Im not wanted 
Pours another red wine, |
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roses are red
violets are blue
bend over Laine
I've got me cane
I cant see through my window pane
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You live in Crewe, and you are 5' 2
Soapy you are sound, you've enough love to go around
You are moving away, to a land of the funny
In with "her", hope you have plenty of money
I'll miss you when you go, thought we might have had a chance
But things were not meant to be, but at least we had a dance.
You will always be my Valentine, and I'm sure you will be back
but in the meantime, the forums will appreciate your craic
xxxxxxxxxxxxx"
My darling i know this is you.
And ya know that ill always be true.
Im coming ta get ya, of that i can bet ya.
Im leaving the red white and blue.
The reason my dear for my thinking,
its you that is causing this stinking,
Is simply because my loves true
And theres no body quite daft as you xx
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Oh well, thanks for the Valentines... even if I did have to ask for them 
Great thread though, it's proper buzzin'
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to mrs coantrim ...
Since my Valentine got a computer,
My luv life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important,
Unless it's a byte or a bit.
My life has become quite a trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her 2 care about me again,
I guess I'll have 2 reboot her.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh well, thanks for the Valentines... even if I did have to ask for them
Great thread though, it's proper buzzin'
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some people are never happy lol.
at least you got some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some people are never happy lol.
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I am so, see ---- |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some people are never happy lol.
I am so, see ---- "
ok, i'll let ya off.
but just this once..... |
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..for Princess Pussy.
I know at times she is gobby and loud
she's a woman who always stands out in a crowd
She always likes to laugh and dance,
and most think they're lucky if they get the chance
to wine her and dine her and shag her as well
and they should count their blessings, cos she's sexy as hell
She's my pseudo-sister, my friend and my lover
my girlie is certainly like no other.
I count my lucky stars that we met
at the first Barnsley social, which I'll never forget.
I'll love her forever, till the end of time
and that's straight from my heart for my valentine.
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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Fabulous Fabio
You leave me agog
Now pucker up honey
And give me a snog
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ooooh... buggery... i was never expecting one!!
whoever it was... danke schone xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..for Princess Pussy.
I know at times she is gobby and loud
she's a woman who always stands out in a crowd
She always likes to laugh and dance,
and most think they're lucky if they get the chance
to wine her and dine her and shag her as well
and they should count their blessings, cos she's sexy as hell
She's my pseudo-sister, my friend and my lover
my girlie is certainly like no other.
I count my lucky stars that we met
at the first Barnsley social, which I'll never forget.
I'll love her forever, till the end of time
and that's straight from my heart for my valentine.
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girlie mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
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Nope I'm happy to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
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Ya got yours what ya moaning about lol? Xx |
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Roxy65 xxx
Be my Valentine Roxy65
R is for Rampant, you know if you tried her.
O is for Orgasmic, how you feel when inside her.
X is X-rated, she really is naughty.
Y is for You Rox, you hotty top totty.
65 kisses to you today, luv n stuff, your admirer. xxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheer up this sad panda Jemima! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found this, but I thought it was rather good. It's a dude with a time machine having sex through time and space
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TIME FOR SEX
With my time machine sex is pursued,
Every chance in advance is reviewed;
In a boudoir in France,
Circumstance without pants,
Lady craving romance, a night lewd.
Roman orgy you spot in B.C.,
Simply don an old sheet and go see;
You can join in the revel,
Carefree and dishevel,
Then flee into time fancy-free.
Sultan's harem the next timeless site,
Ladies with unfulfilled appetite;
The old master is out,
Eunuchs nowhere about,
The right time to slip in a good night.
In your time machine zoom to Bombay,
Ancient Indian way holding sway;
Every manner of sex,
Some positions complex,
So perhaps you will stay there all day.
These excursions replete with sex feat,
And it's easy to be quite discreet;
Meet with Helen of Troy,
For some true Trojan joy,
Satisfaction complete, so repeat.
The future as good as the past,
In a present that will last and last;
Never over the hill,
Time will ever stand still,
Loving moments that can't end too fast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roxy65 xxx
Be my Valentine Roxy65
R is for Rampant, you know if you tried her.
O is for Orgasmic, how you feel when inside her.
X is X-rated, she really is naughty.
Y is for You Rox, you hotty top totty.
65 kisses to you today, luv n stuff, your admirer. xxxx
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Oooeeerrrr, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
Ya got yours what ya moaning about lol? Xx"
lol |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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we spent the night at the beer festival, what a great way to spend Valentines, K even drove me home |
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
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Not bileous no. Nice to know love still exists somewhere . |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"we spent the night at the beer festival, what a great way to spend Valentines, K even drove me home "
oh and I bought K a wonderful prezzie too .......................................................................................................................................................................... a pink knife |
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
Not bileous no. Nice to know love still exists somewhere . "
and lust, i think a few ppl might be meeting up after this... |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
I guess the Post Office is closing any minute now.
Was a great idea and I hope a couple of people got a smile out of it.
Thanks Jem x |
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