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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For anyone in need of a chuckle or groan!
My new Brazillian girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life.
I agree but would prefer it if she didn't have one at all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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been phoning all over the country trying to find an aifix kit of the costa concordia cruise ship.
found one but it was miles away, so i asked if they could put it on one side for me |
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I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'
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