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What size is your foo foo ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Merseyside

Well ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its adjustable - one size fits (nearly) all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How the heck do you measure it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

two ten pound living beings have excited it and I can still feel a tiddler of a cock sliding in so I'd say its size perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tape measure? lol

hmm strange question

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Merseyside

"How the heck do you measure it?"

With a foo foo guage of course........ Dear God.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4x2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

metric or imperial?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tape measure? lol

hmm strange question"

how big of a dildo, cucumber of whatever can you get up it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4x2"

I'm going for 4 x 4 - Range rover-like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need someone to measure it for me, just so as its honest and fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'catering'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"metric or imperial?"

wow, if you have an imperious chuff im yours... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I wanted to cum and fuckit, but your fanny's like a bucket, so I'll stay in bed and have a wank instead

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well ?"
just right to have a fruit pastille lolly up there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Foo foo gauge says I have a small one

Surely it's how you use it that counts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well ?just right to have a fruit pastille lolly up there

If it can take 6" , then your just right

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bugger, just lost the fecking Lynx can - anyone give us a hand to find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger, just lost the fecking Lynx can - anyone give us a hand to find it

I can see it, it's wedged against the tv remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger, just lost the fecking Lynx can - anyone give us a hand to find it

Told you to use a Pringles tube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well lads, if ya cannae find the remote .............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lets just say, last time i sat on a stool................

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Bugger, just lost the fecking Lynx can - anyone give us a hand to find it

I can see it, it's wedged against the tv remote

Gonna have to carve a hook into a cucumber n get them both out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i'm always beng told its 'juuuuuust right'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone got a sky remote they can lend me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lets just say, last time i sat on a stool................

....you ended up sitting on the floor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The foo foo in my life is about 5' 9"...

At least he's out of the office next week...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fantastic elastic, incredibubble flexibuble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The foo foo in my life is about 5' 9"...

At least he's out of the office next week...

s'alright, we've seen it all on here.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Mr A says mine is small tidy one

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By *ath-N-DelCouple over a year ago

Glasgow area

Too big for most the men I have met on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the heck do you measure it?"

depth gauge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've often wondered where my foo foo ends as I have no cervix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well a way to measure is to insert your favourite vibe and mark with felt tip the point on the vibe of how deep it goes.

I'm sure most of us don't have mini pencil sized vibes

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Well ?"

I've been told it's deep but I wouldn't go as far as calling it a 'well' ya' cheeky fecker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too big for most the men I have met on here

Awww...thats not true... true... rue... rue... ue.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well ?

I've been told it's deep but I wouldn't go as far as calling it a 'well' ya' cheeky fecker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can get two hands up but can't clap then it's a tight un

So I've been told anyway.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If you can get two hands up but can't clap then it's a tight un

So I've been told anyway."

I don’t know why, but I just had the image of two guys each with a hand up …. playing rock, paper, scissors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you can get two hands up but can't clap then it's a tight un

So I've been told anyway.

I don’t know why, but I just had the image of two guys each with a hand up …. playing rock, paper, scissors."

What ever makes your toes curl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well a way to measure is to insert your favourite vibe and mark with felt tip the point on the vibe of how deep it goes.

I'm sure most of us don't have mini pencil sized vibes

ooh what happens if your hand goes in as well

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well a way to measure is to insert your favourite vibe and mark with felt tip the point on the vibe of how deep it goes.

I'm sure most of us don't have mini pencil sized vibes

ooh what happens if your hand goes in as well

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you lose your watch

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

if your geani... geana... of fuggit... if your foof doctor takes a look... and then asks the nurse to strap a plank across his ass and fit him with a miners lamp... then I would hazard a guess its a large one !!!

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