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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...Anyone know any good uns? For example =

It's that cold I've just had to snap a dog off a lamp post.

It's that cold a brass monkey walked past me with his balls in his looking for a welder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As cold as a witches tit.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"...Anyone know any good uns? For example =

It's that cold I've just had to snap a dog off a lamp post.

It's that cold a brass monkey walked past me with his balls in his looking for a welder "

Colder than a witch's tit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it's so cold i had to have a wank just to warm me hands up

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"As cold as a witches tit."

Great minds think alike.....

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple  over a year ago

horwich

It was so cold . . .

the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As cold as a witches tit.

Great minds think alike..... "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Colder than a penguins chuff.

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall

my ex the witch, her tits were always warm it was her heart that was cold as ice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im so cold, my nipples could cut diamonds

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

its freezeing my tits off

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple  over a year ago

horwich

It was so cold . . .

a streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring.

google help but hey ho

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

It's that bloody cold me nips are like chapel hat pegs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Merseyside

No one beats my central heating blokey .....

Last year he said .... Christ Gerrrrrrrl! It's fuckin' BALTIC in 'ere. There's a fuckin' penguin frozen to a polar bear on your radiator!

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By *acktilMan  over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"No one beats my central heating blokey .....

Last year he said .... Christ Gerrrrrrrl! It's fuckin' BALTIC in 'ere. There's a fuckin' penguin frozen to a polar bear on your radiator!"

Made I spill my coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cold enough to piss ice cubes!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cold enough to piss ice cubes!!"
ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cold as the other end of hell.

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees

'There's 15 feet of snow in the east and it's colder than a well digger's ass.'

Tom Waits - Diamonds on my windshield

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn

Freeze the balls of a brass monkey and the tits of a china doll

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Colder than a tax mans heart.

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By *acktilMan  over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Taters, opp's that should be in the cockney rhyming slang thead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its so cold, I have Scania wheel nut nipples!

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By *omnlynneCouple  over a year ago

milton keynes

colder then a polar bears cock...

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