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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!  "
hmmmm evesham showing you aren't a true cockney you should have just said 'my plates are freezing'
I always use
Dog
Apples
Bowl of chalk
as part of my everyday speak, confuses the life out of lots of folk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what's my favourite rhyming slang?
I ain't got a scooby"
I like that one too.
I also like "Stay away from 'er, she's got the Surries" (Surrey Docks: Pox) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!
hmmmm evesham showing you aren't a true cockney you should have just said 'my plates are freezing'
I always use
Dog
Apples
Bowl of chalk
as part of my everyday speak, confuses the life out of lots of folk"
And you should be using just 'bowl' if you wanna go for a walk lol |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!
hmmmm evesham showing you aren't a true cockney you should have just said 'my plates are freezing'
I always use
Dog
Apples
Bowl of chalk
as part of my everyday speak, confuses the life out of lots of folk
And you should be using just 'bowl' if you wanna go for a walk lol "
this is very true wishy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There`s a newsreader and a sports presenter up here in Scotland that have absolutely hilarious names that are just perfect for rhyming slang.....ready for them?
Jim Delahunt.....and....
Shereen Nanjiani........bless then!!!Hahah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This week, I am mostly using..
1. Nice legs, shame about the boat race [face]
2. Mmmmm, a lady who likes me 'uncle bob' [knob]
3. It's a bit George and Zippy [nippy - cold]
4. It's all gone a bit Pete Tong [wrong]
5. Just off for a Chas n Dave [shave]
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if a cockney actually wants to order some apples and pears, or plates of meat?"
Giz a paand a apples mate.
You wot?
A paand a apples.
They don't come in fukin paands.
Nah, apples mate, fukin apples, to eat, ya berk. |
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Harry Monk...
Jack an Danny..
Joe Blunt..
Tiddly Winks..
Swiss rolls...
Four be twos..
Septic tanks..
Sweaty socks..
Ruby Murray (I once had some rose tinted spectacle wearing do-gooder say 'er actually thats racist'...I told her to 'bore off' she said is that some sort of rhyming slang..I said no...'your a bore, fuck off')... |
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"im from lmehouse where the true cockneys are from not these plastic wannabies from essex........cockneys a dying breed....."
i used to lodge not far from limehouse when working on isle of dogs,i stayed in poplar for 2-3 years about 20-22 years ago and really enjoyed the time there,bet its changed a fair bit for the local now though?.  |
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"all of the usual cockney slang here. it's moved on a bit now tho, hardly anyone uses most of those quoted
yours
A Londoner"
Yep...and a lot of people, especially the Americans seem to be under the impression us Londoners walk around dressed as a chimney sweep holding our braces, doing a ridiculous dance and saying 'cor blimey, strike a light me ol cock sparra'
The original rhyming slang (which was set up and used by the villains of the day to confuse the ol bill) has moved on and been replaced by a new version..such as a 'Ruby Murray', 'Harry Monk' and 'Sherman tank'...
Oh..the Bow bells thing..a lot of people get it wrong, often saying 'born under the sound of bow bells' intimating the bells had to be ringing..and implying that only east Londoners fit the bill..it isnt, its 'within' the sound of Bow bells..and that takes in a far bigger area, including some parts of south London..
Technically, no true cockneys were born between 1941 and 1961..as the bells did not ring after the Church was bombed at the beginning of the war.. |
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The funny thing is the people who believe that the Bow Bells refer to Bow in East London....when in fact they refer to the church bell at St Mary le Bow in the City.
As the previous poster states the bell can be heard in various parts of London depending on the way the wind blows....
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