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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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. . . your sitting back on the couch, cup of tea and a butty, bit of porn on while your getting a blow job. all sounds fantastic, gettin better as the girl your with moves down to your balls, just about to slip the tongue around your bum and . . . . . you feel a familiar rumble in your belly and you know theres nothing you can do to stop it . . . . . . do you
a) push the girl out of the way quickly, spilling you tea in the process and killing the moment while you let rip
b) excuse yourself, waddle to the nearest safe distance, not spill your tea, and let it out slowly and quietly whilst applying deodrant/aftershave/air freshener
c) say fuck all, go with the flow and let the meaty goodness rip all up in her mouth/face/nose etc, whilst still casually sipping your tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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d) clench your bum cheeks together as hard as you can while the sweat trickles down your brow and hope she finishes fast so you don't get your knob bitten off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" . . . your sitting back on the couch, cup of tea and a butty, bit of porn on while your getting a blow job. all sounds fantastic, gettin better as the girl your with moves down to your balls, just about to slip the tongue around your bum and . . . . . you feel a familiar rumble in your belly and you know theres nothing you can do to stop it . . . . . . do you
a) push the girl out of the way quickly, spilling you tea in the process and killing the moment while you let rip
b) excuse yourself, waddle to the nearest safe distance, not spill your tea, and let it out slowly and quietly whilst applying deodrant/aftershave/air freshener
c) say fuck all, go with the flow and let the meaty goodness rip all up in her mouth/face/nose etc, whilst still casually sipping your tea?"
Laughing out loud @ this, Brightened up our day !!!!
Gotta be B :D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" . . . your sitting back on the couch, cup of tea and a butty, bit of porn on while your getting a blow job. all sounds fantastic, gettin better as the girl your with moves down to your balls, just about to slip the tongue around your bum and . . . . . you feel a familiar rumble in your belly and you know theres nothing you can do to stop it . . . . . . do you
a) push the girl out of the way quickly, spilling you tea in the process and killing the moment while you let rip
b) excuse yourself, waddle to the nearest safe distance, not spill your tea, and let it out slowly and quietly whilst applying deodrant/aftershave/air freshener
c) say fuck all, go with the flow and let the meaty goodness rip all up in her mouth/face/nose etc, whilst still casually sipping your tea?
Laughing out loud @ this, Brightened up our day !!!!
Gotta be B :D"
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" . . . your sitting back on the couch, cup of tea and a butty, bit of porn on while your getting a blow job. all sounds fantastic, gettin better as the girl your with moves down to your balls, just about to slip the tongue around your bum and . . . . . you feel a familiar rumble in your belly and you know theres nothing you can do to stop it . . . . . . do you
a) push the girl out of the way quickly, spilling you tea in the process and killing the moment while you let rip
b) excuse yourself, waddle to the nearest safe distance, not spill your tea, and let it out slowly and quietly whilst applying deodrant/aftershave/air freshener
c) say fuck all, go with the flow and let the meaty goodness rip all up in her mouth/face/nose etc, whilst still casually sipping your tea?
Laughing out loud @ this, Brightened up our day !!!!
Gotta be B :D
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gave me the boakkkkkkkkkkk thinking about it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"d) clench your bum cheeks together as hard as you can while the sweat trickles down your brow and hope she finishes fast so you don't get your knob bitten off. "
shit, didnt think of that option |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The awkward moment would have began the minute the guy sat back with a cuppa and a butty watching porn and expecting me to suck his cock and lick his arse 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You sit with a cup of tea and eating a butty while getting a BJ 
this is what i thought - is it some sort of fantasy/ roleplay/fetish/ in which case she must be very obliging"
ha!
na, its just male multi-tasking at its best! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The awkward moment would have began the minute the guy sat back with a cuppa and a butty watching porn and expecting me to suck his cock and lick his arse
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you mean thats not normal behaviour? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Similar tale here.
I have it on good authority from a considerate smoker that she puts her ashtray on the guys head when he's giving her oral.  "
does she trump on him too?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar tale here.
I have it on good authority from a considerate smoker that she puts her ashtray on the guys head when he's giving her oral.
does she trump on him too??"
......... only fanny farts. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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" . . . your sitting back on the couch, cup of tea and a butty, bit of porn on while your getting a blow job. all sounds fantastic, gettin better as the girl your with moves down to your balls, just about to slip the tongue around your bum and . . . . . you feel a familiar rumble in your belly and you know theres nothing you can do to stop it . . . . . . do you
a) push the girl out of the way quickly, spilling you tea in the process and killing the moment while you let rip
b) excuse yourself, waddle to the nearest safe distance, not spill your tea, and let it out slowly and quietly whilst applying deodrant/aftershave/air freshener
c) say fuck all, go with the flow and let the meaty goodness rip all up in her mouth/face/nose etc, whilst still casually sipping your tea?"
spose it very much depends on whether or not you want your cock bitten/ripped off really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i cant believe that nobody has even begun to ask what was on the butty tut tut!! 
So...what WAS on it? "
ahhh, well the flavour of the month is bacon, so there was definitley bacon, also sausage, little bit of cheese and brown sauce 
thanks for asking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"now i'm thinkin that would hurt a little bit 
and would probably make me spill my tea too depends on how full ya cup was...it can be done very quickly you know "
you say that like the voice of experience . . . . |
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How about....
D) You get some fukkin manners and pay attention to the task in hand and not have a butty and cup of tea whilst your being treated better than, quite frankly, it sounds like you deserve!
As if it's not rude enough that you're doing that, you think it's OK to fart at the same time?
*mumbles about no wonder some guys are single*
*Her* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about....
D) You get some fukkin manners and pay attention to the task in hand and not have a butty and cup of tea whilst your being treated better than, quite frankly, it sounds like you deserve!
As if it's not rude enough that you're doing that, you think it's OK to fart at the same time?
*mumbles about no wonder some guys are single*
*Her*"
that would be e) as d) has already been filled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i cant believe that nobody has even begun to ask what was on the butty tut tut!!
So...what WAS on it?
ahhh, well the flavour of the month is bacon, so there was definitley bacon, also sausage, little bit of cheese and brown sauce
thanks for asking "
I think it was ruder of you not to have made her a sandwich if it was bacon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i cant believe that nobody has even begun to ask what was on the butty tut tut!!
So...what WAS on it?
ahhh, well the flavour of the month is bacon, so there was definitley bacon, also sausage, little bit of cheese and brown sauce
thanks for asking
I think it was ruder of you not to have made her a sandwich if it was bacon "
she just wanted the sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" . . . your sitting back on the couch, cup of tea and a butty, bit of porn on while your getting a blow job. all sounds fantastic, gettin better as the girl your with moves down to your balls, just about to slip the tongue around your bum and . . . . . you feel a familiar rumble in your belly and you know theres nothing you can do to stop it . . . . . . do you
a) push the girl out of the way quickly, spilling you tea in the process and killing the moment while you let rip
b) excuse yourself, waddle to the nearest safe distance, not spill your tea, and let it out slowly and quietly whilst applying deodrant/aftershave/air freshener
c) say fuck all, go with the flow and let the meaty goodness rip all up in her mouth/face/nose etc, whilst still casually sipping your tea?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"now i'm thinkin that would hurt a little bit
and would probably make me spill my tea too depends on how full ya cup was...it can be done very quickly you know
you say that like the voice of experience . . . . me? nooooooooooooo 
i'm sure youve used them teeth in a 'persuasive' manner before no but if i was sucking a cock and the guy farted i would happily rip his cock off "
thats fair comment ha!
(this isnt from experience by the way, it was just a thought i had ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You sit with a cup of tea and eating a butty while getting a BJ
+1. I am glad I am not the only one who thinks its weird (and rude). "
ha! the amusing thing is you think its real!! ha ha!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"f) stick a couple of corks up her nostrils and a condom on her tongue and carry on regardless. At least she can't say you weren't considerate. "
hey thats not a bad idea, tho she must have to have GINORMOUS nostrils to take a couple of corks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I wouldn't do that as I'd have more respect then to spill crumbs and/or potential hot tea on someone who was giving me pleasure and then to fart while they were down there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry I wouldn't do that as I'd have more respect then to spill crumbs and/or potential hot tea on someone who was giving me pleasure and then to fart while they were down there? "
are you a health and safety official? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just thinking how awkward the conversation might be thats all....
"Sorry love I've just dropped some ketchup in your hair and oh fuck I'm gonna cum.....Ouch did you have to bite, all I did was spill some tea ffs!" |
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