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10 New Commandments....
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"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx "ok whats a jelly pool  | |||
"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx
ok whats a jelly pool "a pool of jelly ? | |||
"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx
ok whats a jelly pool "thou shalt not believe a word the short one says | |||
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"thou shalt let me see thine boobs "thou shalt not day dream | |||
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"thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week " thou shall bloody well not! | |||
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"thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week thou shall bloody well not! "bet me to it | |||
"thou shalt wear flip flops at least 3 days per week thou shall bloody well not! bet me to it"made me shudder  | |||
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"Thou shalt not say 'can I have a blowjob then?' if you're on..." Thou shall not leave teeth marks on Soapys ass xx | |||
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"Thou shall worship diamond as your new goddess" Thou havin a bloody laugh xx | |||
"Thou shall worship diamond as your new goddess Thou havin a bloody laugh xx "shut up and get on your knees | |||
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"Thou shalt not be miserable in the forums "thou shall wake up n smell the coffee | |||
"Thou shalt not be miserable in the forums thou shall wake up n smell the coffee "I do there is a coffee factory about 400m from my house!  | |||
" I do there is a coffee factory about 400m from my house! "Probably one 400 miles from my house to xx | |||
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"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here "thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one | |||
"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one"Havnt got any  | |||
"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one
Havnt got any "I've got one but it's not for eating | |||
"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one
Havnt got any
I've got one but it's not for eating" and that ones no good either I'm at work | |||
"You all shall learn to read and count cos there are way more than 10 new commandments in here thou shall stop being so pedantic and eat ya purple one
Havnt got any
I've got one but it's not for eating
and that ones no good either I'm at work " oh bugger | |||
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"Thou shalt not waste the Lords time... And always be mindful that where two or three are gathered in my name thou shalst call it not a clique..." for our forum is one forum .... | |||
"thou shall refrain from the talking,whilst the football is on." notwithstanding the bloody ref. | |||
"thou shall refrain from the talking,whilst the football is on. notwithstanding the bloody ref." thou shalt know the ref is always of questionable parentage
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"Thou shalt not waste the Lords time... And always be mindful that where two or three are gathered in my name thou shalst call it not a clique... for our forum is one forum ...." And herein shall we love one another as oft as is possible... | |||
there endth this unholy thread...... god | |||
"Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx ".... Lest the high priestess of the forum temples be minded to smite thine epistle... | |||
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"Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx "thou shalt honour thy handmaiden, even when she talks about football | |||
"Thou shall not complain about unfairness in jelly pools xx
ok whats a jelly pool "I was going to ask! Sounds like fun!! 
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"Thou shall not talk about that bloody football crap in the forums xx
thou shalt honour thy handmaiden, even when she talks about football "... Lest she delivereth, all thy days, sermons upon the offside rule... | |||
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"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)" i prefer pancakes | |||
"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)i prefer pancakes "And the Lord smote the rice krispies.. | |||
"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)i prefer pancakes
And the Lord smote the rice krispies.."for the rice crispies were unclean, having many syns | |||
"The female shall at all time refrain from waffling...;-)" Especially if it is a blue waffle | |||
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"Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()"Oops my bad | |||
"Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()
Oops my bad "Indeed... And the Lord shall chastise thee my child... prepare thyself for his mighty staff... | |||
"Thou shalt NOT speak of the colour of the waffle.... ()
Oops my bad
Indeed... And the Lord shall chastise thee my child... prepare thyself for his mighty staff..."Woo hoo I'm prepared I'm prepared | |||
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