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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I love making men plurb.
They can all do it. They just won't relax."
I reckon Granny is responding to the occasional How do I gush posts - or maybe that's just my wicked mind......  |
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Well I'm glad at least one of you has heard of Plurbing...
I'm a woman. I know all about how men's bodys work.
They can all plurb... I just take two fingers from one hand and push as fast as fuck whilst pushing down on their scrotum with the other hand.
Those that don't plurb are suffering from years of conditioning and are in denial.....
They just need to relax........ go with the flow .... let it all out .....
I watched a porn video once you know.
It's not shit.. it really IS plurb. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad at least one of you has heard of Plurbing...
I'm a woman. I know all about how men's bodys work.
They can all plurb... I just take two fingers from one hand and push as fast as fuck whilst pushing down on their scrotum with the other hand.
Those that don't plurb are suffering from years of conditioning and are in denial.....
They just need to relax........ go with the flow .... let it all out .....
I watched a porn video once you know.
It's not shit.. it really IS plurb."
Well well and I thought I knew it all, gonna have to look into this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol "
oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female. |
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"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol
oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female."
God's sake ! There's always one isn't there?
JO ....it's plurb..
Wait till you try it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they can't stop once you start them off. |
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"I'm still none the wiser yet now quite intrigued!"
Just get yourself a meet with a plurber! You'll never go back .. sex isn't the same unless they plurb ...
Once they learn the technique they realise that they are now whole and wonder what the fuck they were doing wasting their time not plurbing.
Make sure you are in a pretty sound proof place and have plenty of towels sheets and car tyres .....that helps to clean up after xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol
oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female.
God's sake ! There's always one isn't there?
JO ....it's plurb..
Wait till you try it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they can't stop once you start them off."
is this wind for the mouth like burping ? |
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"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol
oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female.
God's sake ! There's always one isn't there?
JO ....it's plurb..
Wait till you try it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they can't stop once you start them off. is this wind for the mouth like burping ? "
No Jo. Burping isn't sexy. This is plurbing... it comes from 'down there' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I have searched a lot and can't find anything that would go with body fun...
From what you said earlier on, sounds like your making him do the equivalent of foofoo burps (fanny farts) whilst massaging his passage... |
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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago
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Granny,
If I bring my OH round, could you possibly show me how to make him plurb. I've tried and tried, but I obviously don't have the right technique.
Worried of Singing Ringing Tree.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think dementia is setting in for Granny. Plurb is a made up word, it must be cos I never heard of it.
(Are we talking about milking the prostate gland here)  |
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"I love making men plurb.
They can all do it. They just won't relax.
I reckon Granny is responding to the occasional How do I gush posts - or maybe that's just my wicked mind...... "
I think you are correct, although I also have a wicked mind. |
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"Granny.
I've heard the technique squeeze twist and pull helps relax them into plurbing. Is this true? "
Laine... the only thing that's getting squeezed right now is my legs together ...
I'll try your technique tho I still favour the evidence of the Medical Lancet ... xx |
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"Granny,
If I bring my OH round, could you possibly show me how to make him plurb. I've tried and tried, but I obviously don't have the right technique.
Worried of Singing Ringing Tree.
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Dear Worried,
Don't. There is nothing to worry about.
Just follow the technique i send you and get your OH to relax.
See they can All do it. I should know. I touched one once.. they just don't believe they can. If he says h e feels like he's going to empty his bowels....just make him wait.
Assure him he's not about to shit and to just go with the vibes.. one final push and he'll be plurbing all over you! mmmmmmmmm make sure you have sand or at least saw dust xxxxx |
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"I think dementia is setting in for Granny. Plurb is a made up word, it must be cos I never heard of it.
(Are we talking about milking the prostate gland here) "
How come ....just cos you are dumb I have dementia ...... ?
Your tits look better by the day Wishy.
Fancy letting me plurb you to death ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been perfecting the Whynde Hupp method for years Jo...
I always thought the number of re meets I got was down to men loving my plurbing skills....... "
gran you sure your not some Martial arts expert .. can see you now the female Bruce Lee, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always thought the number of re meets I got was down to men loving my plurbing skills....... "
....I was just about to ask if you have found any repeaters  |
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plurb 4 up, 2 down
plurb is as plurb does. plurb is everything and nothing simultaneously. plurb your mind to the plurb, plurb your horizons and you too can join the family of plurb. fuck everyone just plurb and you too can achieve the ultimate wisdom that is plurb.
granny can you send me a link on this plurb you speak of,lol,please |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"I love making men plurb.
They can all do it. They just won't relax.
Even worse when someone cannot spell."
are you sure?
i've been threw a few bad spells,but plurbing has always pulled me through.  |
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"for a small consideration you too can receive my e-book "How to plub a man so he ends up coming back for more".
(offer available through playpal only)"
Oi ...Kindle face! Consider this!
'On jumping about talk bandwagon the'
No one reads books now anyway! We are releasing the film.
Coming to a cinema near you. 'The Plurbers have Eyes' !
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"I love making men plurb.
They can all do it. They just won't relax.
Even worse when someone cannot spell.
are you sure?
i've been threw a few bad spells,but plurbing has always pulled me through. "
Bad spells? Like when you woke up with a blood soaked chain saw and no horse to get to work on ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" No one reads books now anyway! We are releasing the film.
Coming to a cinema near you. 'The Plurbers have Eyes' !
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Might I suggest:
"The Plurbers have watery eyes" ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"for a small consideration you too can receive my e-book "How to plub a man so he ends up coming back for more".
(offer available through playpal only)
Oi ...Kindle face! Consider this!
'On jumping about talk bandwagon the'
No one reads books now anyway! We are releasing the film.
Coming to a cinema near you. 'The Plurbers have Eyes' !
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The e books are flying out the door. Find out now how to plurb a man and have him coming back for more. What is the mysterious mars gland and how does it work.
Reaching limited stock, available through playpal, terms and conditions be fucked. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"I love making men plurb.
They can all do it. They just won't relax.
Even worse when someone cannot spell.
are you sure?
i've been threw a few bad spells,but plurbing has always pulled me through.
Bad spells? Like when you woke up with a blood soaked chain saw and no horse to get to work on ? "
Oi!!that's slander.
since my first plurb,that's only ever happened twice.  |
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Could be plumb..? Or blurb..? 
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