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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Top rant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

Halle-bloody-lujah well said

I am bowing down to such a brilliant message

Hope i did not waste your time by replying hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Passing over the swear box!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

feel betetr now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And breathe........

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By *inkershoes69Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!and breath! lol

"

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By *ngel Devil69Couple  over a year ago

Manilva

WOW

somebodies pissed off?

Understand where your coming from though.

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Thread of the year so far.......

Could not agree more!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get it outta ye

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By *danteMan  over a year ago

rhonda

hell i could hear it in me head getting louder and louder top rant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well said love! I'm sick of being labeled a timewaster because I like to get to know someone before taking time out of my life to meet up

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge

pouring calming camomile tea slip those shoes off and let me massage your feet ...................feeling better fancy a shag then pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

BRILLIANT!!! My thoughts exactly and so very well put!!! I bow down lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well.....jolly good for you, and do you know what? We don't give a fuck! Anytime somebody wastes our time on this site we reserve the right to call them a timewaster. If that pisses you off, then I guess it's about time you learnt that "shit happens"!

We actually think a rant like that, wether in jest or serious is absolutely disgusting

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Thread of the year so far.......

Could not agree more!"

+1

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area

[Removed by poster at 12/01/12 13:16:40]

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

get it UP ya !!!

a cock needs a pussy... what's your problem

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Well.....jolly good for you, and do you know what? We don't give a fuck! Anytime somebody wastes our time on this site we reserve the right to call them a timewaster. If that pisses you off, then I guess it's about time you learnt that "shit happens"!

We actually think a rant like that, wether in jest or serious is absolutely disgusting"

You are right...Shit does happen..

By why do people need to go on an on about it in their profiles and start forum threads about it!!!

The OP is bang on about people complaining!!

BEST thread I have read about "Timewasters"...

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

*runs for the hills*

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love and Light, Love and Light...deep breaths

I actually thought the post was piss funny, but then again am just a time waster wasting my time replying back to the post lol

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Have you got tourettes...???

Goes and takes cover....

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Have you got tourettes...???

Goes and takes cover.... "

PMT.............Runs and hides

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

bobby and john said it....

_iew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Amen Sister!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not"

what questions do you like to ask before they ram their cock in you. Mine is usually, Hi do I know you

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not

what questions do you like to ask before they ram their cock in you. Mine is usually, Hi do I know you "

No words reqd here, don't ring the bell, the door is open...

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Have you got tourettes...???

Goes and takes cover.... "

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By *uckscouple2007Couple  over a year ago

Bucks


"Thread of the year so far.......

Could not agree more!

+1

"

+2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

totally true ,summed up perfectly

u've hit the nail on the head

great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well said dear

i get called a time waster if i wont meet someone who is under my age limite or lives 100 miles away when i state no more than 50 miles from me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

Not enough swearing in there add somemore please

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"bobby and john said it....

_iew "

Veiw asked me to post it cos he was frightened.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just think about all the time spent wasted on discussing Time-wasters.

Ironic isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just checking...

was this the rant you warned us about earlier or is this an impromptu rant provoked by your already heightened sense of annoyance... in which case can we expect another soon....??

*runs and hides behind sofa*

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Dear Customer

Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.

The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:

Drink decaffeinated coffee........ xxx

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Just think about all the time spent wasted on discussing Time-wasters.

Ironic isn't it.

"

Your not allowed to mention names........Oh thats an R not a C my mistake

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear Customer

Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.

The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:

Drink decaffeinated coffee........ xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol lol that is got to be the best rant ever brill well done u n I totally agree with everything u said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

...I shall re-post this here then :-

You would hope that when driving to meet someone for 1.5 hours that they would have the courtesy to actually be in, turn up or have given you the correct address. Or have the decency to let you know that they got cold feet and need to cancel. However......

Unfortunately there are some on this site put here with the sole intention of pissing everyone else off.

Some genuinely get off on arranging to meet and then watching the poor sods turn up at the house down the street or sit watching from across the road as you pile into some random public house.

Some just like the idea of arranging a meet, having a hand shandy thinking about it and then forgetting all about it will the next time they feel an itch and need some relief.

Hell, there may even some on this site who may argue that 'nobody owes you anything on this site' - be that a reply to your email or (extrapolating it to the other end of the spectrum) to open their legs for you even though they may have agreed to do so 3 hours earlier.

The sad reality is that people get dicked about, pissed off, misdirected, mislead and lied to. So, essentially a microcosm of life in general then?

It sucks; it really does, and you wonder when you read some of the threads on here how on earth anyone ever gets to play with anyone else at times.

Fundamentally, at its core, the swinging scene is a stunningly imperfect (and possibly broken) a thing as you can get. Everyone (and no-one) makes up the rules; there is no BS Standard for swinging and there aren't really CE marks for people or profiles. When your swimming in the pool of peoples sexual morales and egos there are as many sharks as lifeboats.

All any of us can do is play the hand we are dealt by the rules we make and marvel in the fact that, when it all works the way we know it should, its absolutely bloody marvellous.

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple  over a year ago

North West

WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOL......tell it as it is!!

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just think about all the time spent wasted on discussing Time-wasters.

Ironic isn't it.

Your not allowed to mention names........Oh thats an R not a C my mistake "

Hey you bugger, don't think I haven't seen this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread is officially a waste of time as it won't make any difference anyway.

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Just think about all the time spent wasted on discussing Time-wasters.

Ironic isn't it.

Your not allowed to mention names........Oh thats an R not a C my mistake

Hey you bugger, don't think I haven't seen this "

I misread it I really did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The OP is spot on and it is annoying constantly seeing the same old timewaster malarky.

Yes there are timewasters, people who've arranged and then haven't turned up and not been in contact. But a lot of people do use the word if someone just won't meet or respond to them on their terms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...I shall re-post this here then :-

You would hope that when driving to meet someone for 1.5 hours that they would have the courtesy to actually be in, turn up or have given you the correct address. Or have the decency to let you know that they got cold feet and need to cancel. However......

Unfortunately there are some on this site put here with the sole intention of pissing everyone else off.

Some genuinely get off on arranging to meet and then watching the poor sods turn up at the house down the street or sit watching from across the road as you pile into some random public house.

Some just like the idea of arranging a meet, having a hand shandy thinking about it and then forgetting all about it will the next time they feel an itch and need some relief.

Hell, there may even some on this site who may argue that 'nobody owes you anything on this site' - be that a reply to your email or (extrapolating it to the other end of the spectrum) to open their legs for you even though they may have agreed to do so 3 hours earlier.

The sad reality is that people get dicked about, pissed off, misdirected, mislead and lied to. So, essentially a microcosm of life in general then?

It sucks; it really does, and you wonder when you read some of the threads on here how on earth anyone ever gets to play with anyone else at times.

Fundamentally, at its core, the swinging scene is a stunningly imperfect (and possibly broken) a thing as you can get. Everyone (and no-one) makes up the rules; there is no BS Standard for swinging and there aren't really CE marks for people or profiles. When your swimming in the pool of peoples sexual morales and egos there are as many sharks as lifeboats.

All any of us can do is play the hand we are dealt by the rules we make and marvel in the fact that, when it all works the way we know it should, its absolutely bloody marvellous.

"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well you got it all off your chest now xx hope you feel better and some of them will read this post a learn x

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By *enandlisaCouple  over a year ago

Burnley'ish


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

And here is todays best example of "how to get yourself noticed"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

Something vexes thee???? LoL great well put rant x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

only a wee point to make...

everyones take on a timewaster is diffrent?

just cause the OP dosent like it dosent make it gospel i mean,,,maybe peeps dont like the word,, fuck,, but ,,obviously the OP does lol

everyones diffrent on here,,,thats the point

please dont hate me lol

auds xx

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Well.....jolly good for you, and do you know what? We don't give a fuck! Anytime somebody wastes our time on this site we reserve the right to call them a timewaster. If that pisses you off, then I guess it's about time you learnt that "shit happens"!

We actually think a rant like that, wether in jest or serious is absolutely disgusting"

Well if people didn't complain there would not be the backlash although I thought the op was very tongue in cheek ..

I do anyone a deal where I would swap the whinges moans and complaints for this ....

My first thought when I saw what was written was Amen sister and I know I am going to hell cause in some people's eyes that will make me a bad man.. But it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

Are you having a bad tourettes day Polo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this made me smile loads so thankyou and defintely agree hope u now feel better xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whew! Somebody needs to mellow out a bit!

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By *ofakindCouple  over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

Maybe admin should ban the word timewaster, so many threads popping up about them recently

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Whew! Somebody needs to mellow out a bit!"
that is calm!

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

totally effin agree

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

I would like to nominate this for "thursday" post of the year... Lol 50 more of the feckers to go but this is truly a work of art!!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not

what questions do you like to ask before they ram their cock in you. Mine is usually, Hi do I know you "

Thought it was "Right i have found a pulse lets get on with it...did you not know i do not have time to waste" LOL

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"get it UP ya !!!

a cock needs a pussy... what's your problem "

how very hetronormative of you

Best rant ever *said in comic book store guy voice*

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By *evilwolfCouple  over a year ago

Leicestershire

froffuccino and a destress for the OP

and like fab said, amen to that. gets a bit much wading over a million and one excuses people give sometimes for NOT meeting someone!

Wolf

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"get it UP ya !!!

a cock needs a pussy... what's your problem

how very hetronormative of you

Best rant ever *said in comic book store guy voice* "

I had to lie down after it... testerone rush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gerainium oil works wonders to calm you down xxxx think we need it available on love honey xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

top ranting xx

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple  over a year ago

London

Great post.

May well have to quote you.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooo I like this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mad mammal is mad

say more things about this insta-shag thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And I always thought you were sweet and innocent like me xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha, wicked. Was having a really shitty day until I saw this thread. Thanks to the OP!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"get it UP ya !!!

a cock needs a pussy... what's your problem

how very hetronormative of you

Best rant ever *said in comic book store guy voice*

I had to lie down after it... testerone rush."

i hope you are fanning yourself with a silk handkerchief as you recover

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral

Totally amazing rant, could hear it in my head getting louder and louder, probably only with one breath too. Couldn't agree more though. Im a timewaster for chatting to a man for a while. He asks me regularly if he can come over while kids are asleep .....same response everytime "have you read my profile?" he's fucked off now anyway so i won't be "wasting" his time anymore. Not loving the Catty remarks to this post though......what's the point in being bitchy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference. "

You up early xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx "

Spent the day with my mum today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today. "

No school ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today.

No school ? Xx "

No school ..... I shag the truant officer though.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not

what questions do you like to ask before they ram their cock in you. Mine is usually, Hi do I know you "

when did you get so picky

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By *ixson-BallsMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

carnt fucking believe i've just wasted fucking minutes reading this fucking thread...

what a fucking waste of time i fucking am!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well thats the swear box full so whose for a drink.....large voddy for me...and well said op....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today.

No school ? Xx

No school ..... I shag the truant officer though. :-

D"

Is he bi? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today.

No school ? Xx

No school ..... I shag the truant officer though. :-

D

Is he bi? Xx "

We can live in hope! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today.

No school ? Xx

No school ..... I shag the truant officer though. :-

D

Is he bi? Xx

We can live in hope! xx "

Is that near Glasgow ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today.

No school ? Xx

No school ..... I shag the truant officer though. :-

D

Is he bi? Xx

We can live in hope! xx

Is that near Glasgow ? Xx "

Down in the Doldrums.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Agree with every word. If people don't want to meet you you're actually saving time, not wasting it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today.

No school ? Xx

No school ..... I shag the truant officer though. :-

D

Is he bi? Xx

We can live in hope! xx

Is that near Glasgow ? Xx "

Its in Salford Nr manchester

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By *hetalkingstoveMan  over a year ago

London


"Well.....jolly good for you, and do you know what? We don't give a fuck! Anytime somebody wastes our time on this site we reserve the right to call them a timewaster. If that pisses you off, then I guess it's about time you learnt that "shit happens"!

We actually think a rant like that, wether in jest or serious is absolutely disgusting"

I don't think you've understood the point of the rather excellent rant. It's not an attempt to ban the term time waster, but to stop people misusing it when what they really mean is "you won't meet me, wahh!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I always thought you were sweet and innocent like me xx "

She is...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not

what questions do you like to ask before they ram their cock in you. Mine is usually, Hi do I know you

when did you get so picky "

as of today. changed my age preference to 98-99

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread is a right fucking piss bollocking waste of time

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"i get so many guys who all they say is hi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and when i ask a few questians , just for my protection and theres ,and dont want them to ram there cock into me within the first few words ,i usaly get ,fucking time waster ,too which i am not

what questions do you like to ask before they ram their cock in you. Mine is usually, Hi do I know you

when did you get so picky

as of today. changed my age preference to 98-99 "

thats years away...if i pack my granny nitie can u close your eyes and pretend?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whilst the title may have been a subtle clue to the language used in the actual post, I am now glad I had posted the edited version, as the original draft was a right cuntbag shitter of bollocking twatface fucking language.

And thanks to the guy who posted “top ranting”….. now can’t get that Althia & Donna song out of my head.

See me in me heels and ting

Dem check sey we hip and ting

True them no know and ting

We have them going and ting

Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

See me pon the road I hear you call out to me

True you see mi inna pants and ting

See mi in a 'alter back

Sey mi gi' you heart attack

Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist

Uptown Top Ranting

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By *ones_BoothCouple  over a year ago

Solihull


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

absofuckinglutely correct, good post, no brilliant post xxx

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By *adcowWoman  over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Dear Customer

Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.

The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:

Drink decaffeinated coffee........ xxx"

or chai tea

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By *adcowWoman  over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I'd put Polo's rant on my profile if I thought it would make a difference.

You up early xx

Spent the day with my mum today. "

how is maw today? still getting on at you ?lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

glad it isnt just the single men that get annoyed!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

This has got to go down in the history books as the best ever post in the world of Fab - true - witty - incisive - and also bloody brilliantly written - Fan - bloody - tastic! Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have started to block those who have "no timewaster" or similar in their profiles.

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"

It got to me today… the misuse of the word ‘timewaster’.

I know it’s nothing new, but I’m just fucking sick to fucking death of people misusing it on their fucking profiles.

The following phrases have been slightly altered to protect the dickheads who typed them!

Women from timewastersRus.com work out what you want.

Too much talking and not enough action from the timewasters.

Timewasters who just want to flirt go join a site for dating.

Don’t waste my time with message ping pong – I don’t meet timewasters.

The timewasters who don’t reply to messages not even with a no thanks.

You either want it or you don’t stop being a timewaster.

People who can just about manage 4 fucking words about themselves on their profile and yet can type 4 fucking paragraphs about timewasters and still not get the fucking meaning of the fucking word right!

A timewaster is someone who sets up a meet and then doesn’t fucking show up, without telling you they are not coming. Yes they are bastards!

It’s not someone who wants to chat first.

It’s not someone who doesn’t reply to your shit message.

It’s not someone who has preferences which you don’t fucking match.

It’s not someone who has the good fucking sense to avoid you like the fucking plague.

If you want to get an instant shag, fine. Good on ya… it can be fucking fun. Just stop fucking telling other fucking people they are timewasters just because they have a different idea of how they want to fucking go about deciding who they fuck!

Three people this morning I might have been interested in meeting if their profile wasn’t padded out with whinging about other people who didn’t want to meet them… and called them all timewasters.

Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

"

cmon polo,get off the fence,say what you think.

ps they deliver,if you keep forgetting to pick up your prescription.

sorry must rush,that's the last call,for the outer mongolian express.

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By *adchickCouple  over a year ago

Cyprus

This reminded me of Kittys C**t thread.....

I haven't stopped laughing

Well done Polo and fucking well said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

core if only we could get them all to read this

fantasic well put

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"This reminded me of Kittys C**t thread.....

I haven't stopped laughing

Well done Polo and fucking well said "

Anyone heard from Kitty lately? I wonder how she is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have started to block those who have "no timewaster" or similar in their profiles. "

Great minds lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

surely by being individuals what we consider as a waste of time varies and is dependent on demands on our time in the real world?! Obviously from the length of the op one could suggest that someone has plenty of time on their hands so wouldn't be annoyed by numerous emails and that?! One mans poison is anothers pleasure and its our right as individuals to write that the fuck we want on our profiles?! Mmmm devils advocate or whatx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"only a wee point to make...

everyones take on a timewaster is diffrent?

just cause the OP dosent like it dosent make it gospel i mean,,,maybe peeps dont like the word,, fuck,, but ,,obviously the OP does lol

everyones diffrent on here,,,thats the point

please dont hate me lol

lol auds haaaaa wud never hte ya xxxx

auds xx "

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i have decided that whenever i see a timewaster thread on the site... I am going to link back to this thread...

my god it will save me sooooo much typing....

can you just do other threads as templates polo on other subjects....

"married people playing away without consent"

"why it isn't rude not to reply to messages"

"please help me with my profile"

"cliques"

"why don't people like asian/black/bi/single guys round here?"

I'll bring round the shopping list later.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i have decided that whenever i see a timewaster thread on the site... I am going to link back to this thread...

my god it will save me sooooo much typing....

can you just do other threads as templates polo on other subjects....

"married people playing away without consent"

"why it isn't rude not to reply to messages"

"please help me with my profile"

"cliques"

"why don't people like asian/black/bi/single guys round here?"

I'll bring round the shopping list later..... "

I would say your going to be busy then, as about 60% of the threads on here are designed to waste time.

As for the original post, its far too full of invective and personally subjective in my opinion to serve as a go-to response to all threads on time-wasting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i have decided that whenever i see a timewaster thread on the site... I am going to link back to this thread...

my god it will save me sooooo much typing....

can you just do other threads as templates polo on other subjects....

"married people playing away without consent"

"why it isn't rude not to reply to messages"

"please help me with my profile"

"cliques"

"why don't people like asian/black/bi/single guys round here?"

I'll bring round the shopping list later.....

I would say your going to be busy then, as about 60% of the threads on here are designed to waste time.

As for the original post, its far too full of invective and personally subjective in my opinion to serve as a go-to response to all threads on time-wasting. "

I disagree the OP is f*cking bl@@dy, bast@rdingly, pants pissingly hilariously!!!

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