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over a year ago
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"Mmmm I went out yesterday for eggs 
I bought bacon cheese sausage beans and other stuff
I'm just going for the eggs in a min xx 
Gerrus jar of nescaff while you're out please  "
Aye ok big one? Xx |
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I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop. "
Send Mr A out  |
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out "
Cant he's gone to get car serviced |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out
Cant he's gone to get car serviced "
Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so |
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out
Cant he's gone to get car serviced
Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so "
He's left his phone here, the twat |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mmmm I went out yesterday for eggs
I bought bacon cheese sausage beans and other stuff
I'm just going for the eggs in a min xx
Gerrus jar of nescaff while you're out please
Aye ok big one? Xx "
Allus like a big un |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out
Cant he's gone to get car serviced
Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so
He's left his phone here, the twat "
Durrrrrrr.... can't he mind read?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to drop kid off at work and was to drop into Tesco Metro on way back for eggs and rolls. Got to Tesco discovered that I had forgotten my wallet. "
.... My kids never forget and go out without my wallet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out
Cant he's gone to get car serviced
Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so
He's left his phone here, the twat "
needs punishing for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out
Cant he's gone to get car serviced
Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so
He's left his phone here, the twat
needs punishing for that "
Push him off a bed ....it's great fun  |
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"I went to shop last night for light bulbs as the one in living room blew, and milk. Got to shop bought kitchen roll, ciggies, and cleaning stuff. Got about 100 yards from the house and remembered that i didnt get light bulb and had to turn and go back again.
Have just remembered I still didnt get milk. So now I'm gonna have to get out of my warm cosy bed, get dressed and go to shop.
Send Mr A out
Cant he's gone to get car serviced
Tell him to walk back with some milk.... the feckin' lazy so and so
He's left his phone here, the twat
needs punishing for that
Push him off a bed ....it's great fun "
he will be pushed from a great height |
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