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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I heared something tonight that made me chuckle.
This bloke didnt win a prize in the raffle, turned to his friend and said he has no luck in that sort of thing, "if he fell in a bucket of tits, he'd end up comming out sucking his thumb"
What have you heard that made you chuckle |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"he/she has got a face like a torn clog
he/she has got a face like a slapped arse
he/she is as fow as our back gate "
My ex used to say 'she has a face like a rottweiller sucking a wasp'. Not about me though! |
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"I heared something tonight that made me chuckle.
This bloke didnt win a prize in the raffle, turned to his friend and said he has no luck in that sort of thing, "if he fell in a bucket of tits, he'd end up comming out sucking his thumb"
What have you heard that made you chuckle"
My gran had hundreds...2 of my favourites were...
She is no better than she should be 
Fur coat and no knickers...
both about a certain type of woman.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"he/she has got a face like a torn clog
he/she has got a face like a slapped arse
he/she is as fow as our back gate
My ex used to say 'she has a face like a rottweiller sucking a wasp'. Not about me though!"
i think the derivative round here is 'she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle' |
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