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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does anyone else do this?

Every year, my best mate and I have to buy each other something that is priced less that £2, can be opened in front of your parents and is most importantly of all guaranteed to be TOTALLY useless.

In the past, this has included a R/H indicator stalk from a scrap yard for a Vauxhall Cavalier (he drove a fiesta at the time), Jenga blocks (all carefully glued and nailed together), a Sir Cliff Richard egg cup and this year the autobiography of Shaking Stevens.

Does anyone else partake in the buying of joke/useless presents?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

My bestest present ever to jay was a ball of string. I wrapped it up in a shoe box with a note inside saying this is like my love for you , never ending..

Sick bucket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always have a spoof present under the tree.

Usually wrapped in dozens of layers of paper, or a huge box and it's normally given to my eldest son before he's given his proper one.

This year he's getting 2, a kitchen blow-torch and a raclette grill. He's a chef! I know he wont thank me for them but I'll use them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bought dad one of those bay grows,its a tigggger one so bought him box of frosties to go with it..and i know he will think they are grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve handed out quite a few eyebrow-raising gifts labelled :-

“ Just a little something to help stop the unwanted patter of tiny feet !”

(inside the gift wrapping was a mouse-trap)

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I did just the once. Was asked to get some surprises.

It's no surprise that i am no longer on that persons pressie list.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strange thread title, I thought it about presents that blew up if you cut the wrong ribbon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Always have a spoof present under the tree.

Usually wrapped in dozens of layers of paper, or a huge box and it's normally given to my eldest son before he's given his proper one.

This year he's getting 2, a kitchen blow-torch and a raclette grill. He's a chef! I know he wont thank me for them but I'll use them. "

Hope he don't read the fourms it will spoil the suprise xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soapy, he expects the spoof present, one year he bought me 200 duty free fags, knowing I didnt smoke at that time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve handed out quite a few eyebrow-raising gifts labelled :-

“ Just a little something to help stop the unwanted patter of tiny feet !”

(inside the gift wrapping was a mouse-trap) "

lol!!!

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