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Is about to open....
I need a drink do you?
After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...
And ready for you... so what can I get you?
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over a year ago
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"Anything, i will drink anything and probably everything !
How about a fruit cider with lots and lots of ice to down in this hot heat?  "
Sounds perfect thank you x |
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"Is about to open....
I need a drink do you?
After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...
And ready for you... so what can I get you?
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Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!
Looking great btw.
Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A glass of water please x
Hello... how are you? Yes of course would you like a slice of lemon or lime? "
Exhausted and drained! How are you my dear?
Lime would be much appreciated  x |
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"Anything, i will drink anything and probably everything !
How about a fruit cider with lots and lots of ice to down in this hot heat?
Sounds perfect thank you x"
Your welcome!! I think I’d be able to just drink it all in one go at this precise moment!! Enjoy!! |
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"Is about to open....
I need a drink do you?
After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...
And ready for you... so what can I get you?
Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!
Looking great btw.
Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)"
How about a nice cold lagar then just to start you off with or are you a cider man?? |
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over a year ago
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"Pint of Magners please with lots of ice
Hello my lovely.. welcome and what an excellent choice!! All the ciders always come with lots of ice... only way to have them! Enjoy!! "
Thank you I'm parched so going down a treat! |
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"Is about to open....
I need a drink do you?
After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...
And ready for you... so what can I get you?
Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!
Looking great btw.
Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)
How about a nice cold lagar then just to start you off with or are you a cider man?? "
A lager sounds just the ticket  |
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"A glass of water please x
Hello... how are you? Yes of course would you like a slice of lemon or lime?
Exhausted and drained! How are you my dear?
Lime would be much appreciated x"
This heat is a killer isn’t it!! I’m actually feeling good thank you!! Hope you feel more refreshed soon!! There’s lots of ice and lime in the water!!
Enjoy! Xx |
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"Is about to open....
I need a drink do you?
After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...
And ready for you... so what can I get you?
Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!
Looking great btw.
Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)
How about a nice cold lagar then just to start you off with or are you a cider man??
A lager sounds just the ticket "
Pint of lager it is!!! Enjoy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle
Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!! "
Come and join us |
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"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle
Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!
Come and join us "
Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.
And large whatever you fancy for yourself.
Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you! "
Think I might need a few to cool down fully.
Fancy joining in for a fruit cider and ice session |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh good evening Miss Snow
Sorry, I know you’re busy but I’m kid free at the minute and I would love a couple of JD’s on ice please 
Or just leave me a bottle as it’s super busy in here tonight 
And whatever you are having of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo a nice pina colada please ...... with a cute little umbrella too
Oh good choice.. would you like a cherry for on the umbrella? "
Oooo a cherry on top yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle
Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!
Come and join us
Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers! "
Tut. Not long enough |
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"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.
And large whatever you fancy for yourself.
Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you!
Think I might need a few to cool down fully.
Fancy joining in for a fruit cider and ice session "
Always up for a fruit cider and ice session |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.
And large whatever you fancy for yourself.
Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you!
Think I might need a few to cool down fully.
Fancy joining in for a fruit cider and ice session
Always up for a fruit cider and ice session "
Wahey....can I sleep under the pool table |
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"Ooooh good evening Miss Snow
Sorry, I know you’re busy but I’m kid free at the minute and I would love a couple of JD’s on ice please
Or just leave me a bottle as it’s super busy in here tonight
And whatever you are having of course "
Im never too busy for you!!! Always happy to get you what you want!!! Doubles coming up!! Let me know when you want a top up! |
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"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle
Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!
Come and join us
Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!
Tut. Not long enough "
Im quick at serving!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle
Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!
Come and join us
Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!
Tut. Not long enough
Im quick at serving!! "
Still not long enough |
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"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle
Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!
Come and join us
Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!
Tut. Not long enough
Im quick at serving!!
Still not long enough "
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"It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x"
Good evening!! I don’t blame you!! A cold lager coming right up!! Let me know if you need anything else!! |
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"Salutations once again m’lady
My mouth is presently dryer than a kangaroo’s jock strap so might I trouble thy lovely self for an ice cold cider?
......and a fan "
Good evening!!! What a lovely vivid discription!! ... Of course coming up with lots of ice!! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x
Good evening!! I don’t blame you!! A cold lager coming right up!! Let me know if you need anything else!! "
Your boobs in my face would be nice |
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"It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x
Good evening!! I don’t blame you!! A cold lager coming right up!! Let me know if you need anything else!!
Your boobs in my face would be nice "
Oooh naughty!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it.  |
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"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it. "
Have you tried pink gin? |
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"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it. "
Good evening gorgeous... of course you may!!! One of my favs!!! Sit down and let’s chat!!
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
Evening Mistress of The Distilled,
Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well |
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"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,
Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well"
Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!! |
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"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it.
Good evening gorgeous... of course you may!!! One of my favs!!! Sit down and let’s chat!!
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Yum thanks!
I've just spent the last 6 hours in meadowhall so I'm exhausted so not sure how thrilling my chat will be |
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"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it.
Good evening gorgeous... of course you may!!! One of my favs!!! Sit down and let’s chat!!
X
Yum thanks!
I've just spent the last 6 hours in meadowhall so I'm exhausted so not sure how thrilling my chat will be "
Haha well just sit and smile that will do me!! |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,
Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well
Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!! "
Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself |
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"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,
Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well
Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!
Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself"
Ooh you can’t stop at one!!! Be naughty coming up!! Did you win on the mac_ines? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Hello lovely please may I have a glass of ?
Good evening lovely... how are you? How about a glass of ice cold rose... it’s what’s Im drinking in real life!!? "
 oh go on then, you know I can be persuaded |
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"Hello lovely please may I have a glass of ?
Good evening lovely... how are you? How about a glass of ice cold rose... it’s what’s Im drinking in real life!!?
oh go on then, you know I can be persuaded "
Hehehe ok... if you want to change then just let me know!! |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,
Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well
Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!
Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself
Ooh you can’t stop at one!!! Be naughty coming up!! Did you win on the mac_ines? "
I'm a couple of quid up, so with your naughty influence upon me, can you throw me a double Cinzano, (easy with the lemon this time) over ice and a grab bag of Salt n vinegar squares and a double of your own.
Its feeling very snug and friendly here and the barkeep is a stunner if I may say so.. |
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"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,
Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well
Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!
Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself
Ooh you can’t stop at one!!! Be naughty coming up!! Did you win on the mac_ines?
I'm a couple of quid up, so with your naughty influence upon me, can you throw me a double Cinzano, (easy with the lemon this time) over ice and a grab bag of Salt n vinegar squares and a double of your own.
Its feeling very snug and friendly here and the barkeep is a stunner if I may say so.."
A double this time!! Well of course... in face make it a triple... the squares are on the side... and thank you very much!! Hope you e had a great evening! |
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Hmmm....have you had a refurbishment in the toilets m’lady? I’ve just been um...leaning over the toilet bowl and must say it’s looking lovely in there.
.....or was at least.....
Can I have another round please; I’m suddenly feeling a little dehydrated |
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"Hmmm....have you had a refurbishment in the toilets m’lady? I’ve just been um...leaning over the toilet bowl and must say it’s looking lovely in there.
.....or was at least.....
Can I have another round please; I’m suddenly feeling a little dehydrated "
 ... coming up!!! |
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"I’ll have that wine now please x
Hey you... how did it go?? Is the adrenaline pumping? Wine coming up!!! Cheers! "
Was good to get back to it, I’ve not been well for a while so first time back. Was hard work but I did it x cheers x |
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"I’ll have that wine now please x
Hey you... how did it go?? Is the adrenaline pumping? Wine coming up!!! Cheers!
Was good to get back to it, I’ve not been well for a while so first time back. Was hard work but I did it x cheers x "
Awww good for you!! Cheers! Here’s to the next session!! |
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