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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Always up for a quickie, what you got on special offer tonight?
It’s all on offer  so whatever you fancy!  "
Something tall and full bodies I can appreciate fully and slowly then, I'll leave the choice to you. |
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Wey hey m’lady! ‘Tis I, the perpetual bar proper back again to sample yet more of your fine beverage selection.
Might I have an ice cold Fosters to get the ball rolling as it were?
I hope you’ve checked that the barrels are full?
I may be here all night |
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"Wey hey m’lady! ‘Tis I, the perpetual bar proper back again to sample yet more of your fine beverage selection.
Might I have an ice cold Fosters to get the ball rolling as it were?
I hope you’ve checked that the barrels are full?
I may be here all night "
Now then!! I’ve been waiting for you to adorn my bar again!!! I know it was shut for a while, but I’m back again!! And yes of course I’m fully stocked!! Always ready for any eventuality!! Served and ready with another when you are  |
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"A pint of Tribute please.
Good evening Mr V... of course!
Can I get you one Snow?
Oh yes please.. **pouring herself a very large glass/ bottle of rose!
Put it on my tab! "
I’ll only charge for a small glass  |
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"Good evening Miss Snow
I’m glad you are open 
Hope you’ve had a good day?
Can we have two JD’s on ice please and whatever you are having "
Oh hello... I wasn’t sure whether to or not.. but someone bumped the previous thread so thought I best... I’ve had a lovely day at the beach thank you... I hope you both have had a great day... serving as we speak... the bottle is just here when you need a top up... and thank you... I’m on the ride at the moment so will top my glass up!! |
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"Frozen Daiquiri please - any flavour as long as it has an umbrella in it  
Hello... oh would you like a cherry too? How about a passionfruit one for a change?
Oh a cherry would be lovely (lost mine somewhere ) Never tried a passionfruit one so why not - cheers "
I don’t think you get them really.. but it’s fab and we can do what we want.. also thought it might be nice having a solero type alcoholic drink!!! Enjoy my lovely! |
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"Good evening Miss Snow
I’m glad you are open
Hope you’ve had a good day?
Can we have two JD’s on ice please and whatever you are having
Oh hello... I wasn’t sure whether to or not.. but someone bumped the previous thread so thought I best... I’ve had a lovely day at the beach thank you... I hope you both have had a great day... serving as we speak... the bottle is just here when you need a top up... and thank you... I’m on the ride at the moment so will top my glass up!! "
Thank you very much
I’m glad you have had a nice day and don’t worry I will take good care of that bottle
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"Oh! thanks OP for reopening 
May I have a Hendricks with Fevertree Aromatic, loads of ice and a cucumber slice please.
Love the company here "
Hello... I did reply on the previous thread to you!!! Of course you may... hope you are well and let me know if you need a top up! |
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"I'm being good for a change on the summer fruits squash tonight xx
Nothing wrong with being good!! Would you like lots of ice with that? "
Ohhhh yes please xx |
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"I'm being good for a change on the summer fruits squash tonight xx
Nothing wrong with being good!! Would you like lots of ice with that?
Ohhhh yes please xx"
Coming up!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your evening!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I get some water please? I'm parched after yoga
Good evening... absolutely!! Ice cold would you like some sliced lemon or lime too? "
Lime would be great thanks |
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"Can I get some water please? I'm parched after yoga
Good evening... absolutely!! Ice cold would you like some sliced lemon or lime too?
Lime would be great thanks"
Coming up!! I bet you feel relaxed after your yoga class?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm being good for a change on the summer fruits squash tonight xx
Nothing wrong with being good!! Would you like lots of ice with that?
Ohhhh yes please xx
Coming up!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your evening!! "
Thanks you too lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I get some water please? I'm parched after yoga
Good evening... absolutely!! Ice cold would you like some sliced lemon or lime too?
Lime would be great thanks
Coming up!! I bet you feel relaxed after your yoga class?! "
Actually surprisingly horny. Who knew yoga would do that?? |
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"Can I get some water please? I'm parched after yoga
Good evening... absolutely!! Ice cold would you like some sliced lemon or lime too?
Lime would be great thanks
Coming up!! I bet you feel relaxed after your yoga class?!
Actually surprisingly horny. Who knew yoga would do that?? "
Stretching into all those positions and freeing your mind of all tension... I can imagine why!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I get some water please? I'm parched after yoga
Good evening... absolutely!! Ice cold would you like some sliced lemon or lime too?
Lime would be great thanks
Coming up!! I bet you feel relaxed after your yoga class?!
Actually surprisingly horny. Who knew yoga would do that??
Stretching into all those positions and freeing your mind of all tension... I can imagine why!! "
That's very true. I guess all the tension went somewhere else instead |
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"Can I get some water please? I'm parched after yoga
Good evening... absolutely!! Ice cold would you like some sliced lemon or lime too?
Lime would be great thanks
Coming up!! I bet you feel relaxed after your yoga class?!
Actually surprisingly horny. Who knew yoga would do that??
Stretching into all those positions and freeing your mind of all tension... I can imagine why!!
That's very true. I guess all the tension went somewhere else instead "
Well glad you enjoyed it! Let me know if you need a top up!! |
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"Hi Snow,
Have you got a decent Brandy back there....a double for me please. Rough day at the office.
thanks
Hello... how about a Hennessy XO? Sorry you’ve had a rough day!! "
...Just the ticket....thank you... Let me know when you are getting yourself one. Next couple on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a request for the bar to open...
I was musing around the forums anyway.. so if you fancy a quickie then let me know!!
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I would love a quickie with you and then can i have a spiced rum and cola please...
Boom boom - yeah i know - poor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll pour my own No tip for the bar tender
Oooh sorry have I missed you??? What can I get you... it’s on the house!!!  x"
Vodka martini wet please no olives |
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"I’ll pour my own No tip for the bar tender
Oooh sorry have I missed you??? What can I get you... it’s on the house!!! x
Vodka martini wet please no olives "
Of course... coming up.. sorry I missed you!! Enjoy your evening |
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"Had a request for the bar to open...
I was musing around the forums anyway.. so if you fancy a quickie then let me know!!
I would love a quickie with you and then can i have a spiced rum and cola please...
Boom boom - yeah i know - poor "
Hehe coming right up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll pour my own No tip for the bar tender
Oooh sorry have I missed you??? What can I get you... it’s on the house!!! x
Vodka martini wet please no olives
Of course... coming up.. sorry I missed you!! Enjoy your evening "
I will do, thank you , eyeing up the men in here |
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"I’ll pour my own No tip for the bar tender
Oooh sorry have I missed you??? What can I get you... it’s on the house!!! x
Vodka martini wet please no olives "
I didn’t miss you!! It’s underneath your request.. and I sent you huggles!!! Phew! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a request for the bar to open...
I was musing around the forums anyway.. so if you fancy a quickie then let me know!!
I would love a quickie with you and then can i have a spiced rum and cola please...
Boom boom - yeah i know - poor
Hehe coming right up! "
Ahh you dont know how good that is.. thanks - una mas porfavor got to practise of to spain sooooon |
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"Had a request for the bar to open...
I was musing around the forums anyway.. so if you fancy a quickie then let me know!!
I would love a quickie with you and then can i have a spiced rum and cola please...
Boom boom - yeah i know - poor
Hehe coming right up!
Ahh you dont know how good that is.. thanks - una mas porfavor got to practise of to spain sooooon"
Ooh lucky you!! Adiós amigo! |
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"Honesty bat wow havent been in one of them for at least 20 years woohoo!.
I promise i will write down what i drink and settle up tomorrow. Promise "
Your better!! I know this bar and the bottles inside and out!! |
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"Oh! thanks OP for reopening
May I have a Hendricks with Fevertree Aromatic, loads of ice and a cucumber slice please.
Love the company here
Hello... I did reply on the previous thread to you!!! Of course you may... hope you are well and let me know if you need a top up! "
I did see thank you but then it was closed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double rum please and whatver the ladies want..
The guvnor said CLOSED...
This is a pub not a club !! "
We got a gangster over here.
I don't read full threads like you, too busy with real life |
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink "
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? "
I'm grand I'll have a Guiness please |
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? I'm grand I'll have a Guiness please "
Good evening...would you like the extra cold one in this weather? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? I'm grand I'll have a Guiness please
Good evening...would you like the extra cold one in this weather? "
yes please and draught if you have it x |
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? I'm grand I'll have a Guiness please
Good evening...would you like the extra cold one in this weather? yes please and draught if you have it x"
Of course it is!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? I'm grand I'll have a Guiness please
Good evening...would you like the extra cold one in this weather? yes please and draught if you have it x
Of course it is!! "
and I will have a dissarono chaser on the rocks please |
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"Is the bar open tonight?
I’m fancying a long cool drink
Good evening... I’m just wandering around the forum and trying to reduce my inbox so more then happy to pour you a drink... what can I get you? And are you ok? I'm grand I'll have a Guiness please
Good evening...would you like the extra cold one in this weather? yes please and draught if you have it x
Of course it is!! and I will have a dissarono chaser on the rocks please "
Coming up!! Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More wine. Pleas. More wine!! And you coming to visit pleas. Deliver I mean
Hello.... I’ll bring two bottles!!! I keep popping in the forum orgy so I’ll come over and say hello! "
Sounds like a plan to us |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
Evening Miss, purveyor of the Ales,
After last nights extravagance on the Cinzano, feeling slightly queasy. So ill just take a medium glass of Merlot and s packet of honey roasted please.
Add one for yourself as well |
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"Evening Miss, purveyor of the Ales,
After last nights extravagance on the Cinzano, feeling slightly queasy. So ill just take a medium glass of Merlot and s packet of honey roasted please.
Add one for yourself as well "
Haha oh dear... let’s make it a medium large one!! And thank you |
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"Good evening miss snow,
Sorry we're late,
How's your day been beautiful?
Can we have 2 double JD and please and whatever your having.x"
Good evening you two sexy peeps... your not late... I got requested to open so thought I’d better!! I’ve had a great day thank you!! And now have a great evening laid naked on the bed drinking wine and watching and listening the thunder and lightening!!!
Two drinks served!! Enjoy!! |
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"Any chance of a swift cold one?
Good evening... yes of course... what can I get you... a pint of lager?
Why the he'll not. Or a Kopperberg over ice. I'm easy."
Ok let’s go for strawberry and lime then lots and lots of ice! |
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"Good evening miss snow,
Sorry we're late,
How's your day been beautiful?
Can we have 2 double JD and please and whatever your having.x
Good evening you two sexy peeps... your not late... I got requested to open so thought I’d better!! I’ve had a great day thank you!! And now have a great evening laid naked on the bed drinking wine and watching and listening the thunder and lightening!!!
Two drinks served!! Enjoy!! "
Thank you beautiful, and Thanks for that image . Enjoy your night gorgeous |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Any chance of a swift cold one?
Good evening... yes of course... what can I get you... a pint of lager?
Why the he'll not. Or a Kopperberg over ice. I'm easy.
Ok let’s go for strawberry and lime then lots and lots of ice! "
Pefection, and the drink ain't bad either
Strawberry and lime is my favourite. |
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"Good evening miss snow,
Sorry we're late,
How's your day been beautiful?
Can we have 2 double JD and please and whatever your having.x
Good evening you two sexy peeps... your not late... I got requested to open so thought I’d better!! I’ve had a great day thank you!! And now have a great evening laid naked on the bed drinking wine and watching and listening the thunder and lightening!!!
Two drinks served!! Enjoy!!
Thank you beautiful, and Thanks for that image . Enjoy your night gorgeous "
You too!! |
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"Any chance of a swift cold one?
Good evening... yes of course... what can I get you... a pint of lager?
Why the he'll not. Or a Kopperberg over ice. I'm easy.
Ok let’s go for strawberry and lime then lots and lots of ice!
Pefection, and the drink ain't bad either
Strawberry and lime is my favourite. "
Ooh you smooth talker!! Enjoy!! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Any chance of a swift cold one?
Good evening... yes of course... what can I get you... a pint of lager?
Why the he'll not. Or a Kopperberg over ice. I'm easy.
Ok let’s go for strawberry and lime then lots and lots of ice!
Pefection, and the drink ain't bad either
Strawberry and lime is my favourite.
Ooh you smooth talker!! Enjoy!! "
Oh I do.
Can I have another please, and a crafty one for the Sexxy barmaid. |
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"I'll have a JD and please snow
Good evening!! How are you? And of course large measure coming up!! "
Really well thanks for asking snow, the rains chilled the air and I'm relaxing after a busy week. How's it going with you did you have a good week? |
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"Any chance of a swift cold one?
Good evening... yes of course... what can I get you... a pint of lager?
Why the he'll not. Or a Kopperberg over ice. I'm easy.
Ok let’s go for strawberry and lime then lots and lots of ice!
Pefection, and the drink ain't bad either
Strawberry and lime is my favourite.
Ooh you smooth talker!! Enjoy!!
Oh I do.
Can I have another please, and a crafty one for the Sexxy barmaid."
Of course you can |
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"I'll have a JD and please snow
Good evening!! How are you? And of course large measure coming up!!
Really well thanks for asking snow, the rains chilled the air and I'm relaxing after a busy week. How's it going with you did you have a good week?"
I’ve had a great week thank you... and have had a great evening watching the storm!! Glad you are well! Enjoy the rest of your evening! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky?? "
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself? |
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"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky??
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself? "
Sounds great would a Hennessy XO be ok? And I shall have a grand marina please! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky??
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself?
Sounds great would a Hennessy XO be ok? And I shall have a grand marina please! "
Perfect - put them both on my tab - you know I'm good for it |
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"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky??
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself?
Sounds great would a Hennessy XO be ok? And I shall have a grand marina please!
Perfect - put them both on my tab - you know I'm good for it "
Of course!!! Enjoy!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky??
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself?
Sounds great would a Hennessy XO be ok? And I shall have a grand marina please!
Perfect - put them both on my tab - you know I'm good for it
Of course!!! Enjoy!! "
Cheers!! |
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"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky??
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself?
Sounds great would a Hennessy XO be ok? And I shall have a grand marina please!
Perfect - put them both on my tab - you know I'm good for it
Of course!!! Enjoy!!
Cheers!! "
Cheers... hope you get the answers about life and the universe!! If you do let me know what they are!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Not sure what I fancy...tempt me OP
And one for yourself while you're there
Hello!! Well it’s late night so how about a brandy or a single whisky??
A brandy would be the perfect accompaniment to sitting contemplating life, the universe and stuff on my patio as I currently am - thank you
And for yourself?
Sounds great would a Hennessy XO be ok? And I shall have a grand marina please!
Perfect - put them both on my tab - you know I'm good for it
Of course!!! Enjoy!!
Cheers!!
Cheers... hope you get the answers about life and the universe!! If you do let me know what they are!! "
If I do there's a first class ticket to the destination of your choice in it |
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