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What criteria actually constitutes the mile high club, what are the rules?
Got to be a mile up in the air.
Got to be a commercial flight.
Got to be penetrative sex with more the one poke.
One or both of you should or gas.
P in the V or A.
Anything else?
Or some of the above? |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x"
I don't think it's possible to join the MHC if your asleep.
I'll add that to the rules.
At least one of you has to be awake.  |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
*rips up plane ticket and sobs*  "
*gets out the sellotape and rummaged through PoC bins.
A free flights a free flight, right?  |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
I don't think it's possible to join the MHC if your asleep.
I'll add that to the rules.
At least one of you has to be awake. "
Haha, we may have been voted ‘worlds sexiest airline’ but I’d rather be sleeping in my bunk than anything else. |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
I don't think it's possible to join the MHC if your asleep.
I'll add that to the rules.
At least one of you has to be awake.
Haha, we may have been voted ‘worlds sexiest airline’ but I’d rather be sleeping in my bunk than anything else. "
*dreams and aspirations shattered. ... |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
*rips up plane ticket and sobs*
*gets out the sellotape and rummaged through PoC bins.
A free flights a free flight, right? "
Just once i'd prefer it if you stayed out of my bins! |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?  "
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap. |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
*rips up plane ticket and sobs*
*gets out the sellotape and rummaged through PoC bins.
A free flights a free flight, right?
Just once i'd prefer it if you stayed out of my bins!"
Bugger. I thought my fox costume was quite convincing. |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
*rips up plane ticket and sobs*
*gets out the sellotape and rummaged through PoC bins.
A free flights a free flight, right?
Just once i'd prefer it if you stayed out of my bins!
Bugger. I thought my fox costume was quite convincing. "
Next time go as a badger. |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
*rips up plane ticket and sobs*
*gets out the sellotape and rummaged through PoC bins.
A free flights a free flight, right?
Just once i'd prefer it if you stayed out of my bins!
Bugger. I thought my fox costume was quite convincing.
Next time go as a badger. "
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap. "
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants? |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
*rips up plane ticket and sobs*
*gets out the sellotape and rummaged through PoC bins.
A free flights a free flight, right?
Just once i'd prefer it if you stayed out of my bins!
Bugger. I thought my fox costume was quite convincing.
Next time go as a badger. "
Surely a ram. I understood from yesterday's thread that some are afraid of rams - so he might be safe to rummage. |
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"What criteria actually constitutes the mile high club, what are the rules?
Got to be a mile up in the air.
Got to be a commercial flight.
Got to be penetrative sex with more the one poke.
One or both of you should or gas.
P in the V or A.
Anything else?
Or some of the above?"
Wondered about the reference to “gas”. Those toilet cubicles are very small and it's bad enough that the air is recycled in the aircraft without one or both having flatulence! |
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"What criteria actually constitutes the mile high club, what are the rules?
Got to be a mile up in the air.
Got to be a commercial flight.
Got to be penetrative sex with more the one poke.
One or both of you should or gas.
P in the V or A.
Anything else?
Or some of the above?
Wondered about the reference to “gas”. Those toilet cubicles are very small and it's bad enough that the air is recycled in the aircraft without one or both having flatulence!"
Bloody autocarrot.
Orgasm.
*facepalm emoji. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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This will never happen to me and if I had my way it wouldn’t happen to anyone else either ..... sit still people and don’t tip the plane!
Safety first ... wear your seatbelt. And read the safety information and listen.
I’m not scared of planes at all |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
I’m less worried about getting caught having sex on a flight, than getting caught sharing our post coital cigarette 
Flight staff really don’t deserve to be leered at or propositioned on flights. You don’t do that with bus drivers, train staff or petrol station forecourt attendants, so why are those in the air fair game? |
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"I’m less worried about getting caught having sex on a flight, than getting caught sharing our post coital cigarette
Flight staff really don’t deserve to be leered at or propositioned on flights. You don’t do that with bus drivers, train staff or petrol station forecourt attendants, so why are those in the air fair game?"
Doesnt have to be a member of the crew, could be another passenger.
Another rule for the list. |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap.
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants? "
You can only dream and most value their job than do that. |
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"What criteria actually constitutes the mile high club, what are the rules?
Got to be a mile up in the air.
Got to be a commercial flight.
Got to be penetrative sex with more the one poke.
One or both of you should or gas.
P in the V or A.
Anything else?
Or some of the above?
Wondered about the reference to “gas”. Those toilet cubicles are very small and it's bad enough that the air is recycled in the aircraft without one or both having flatulence!
Bloody autocarrot.
Orgasm.
*facepalm emoji."
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"I’m less worried about getting caught having sex on a flight, than getting caught sharing our post coital cigarette
Flight staff really don’t deserve to be leered at or propositioned on flights. You don’t do that with bus drivers, train staff or petrol station forecourt attendants, so why are those in the air fair game?"
It rarely happens these days, you get the off pervy one but we can hold our own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m less worried about getting caught having sex on a flight, than getting caught sharing our post coital cigarette
Flight staff really don’t deserve to be leered at or propositioned on flights. You don’t do that with bus drivers, train staff or petrol station forecourt attendants, so why are those in the air fair game?
It rarely happens these days, you get the off pervy one but we can hold our own. "
*odd |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
"I’m less worried about getting caught having sex on a flight, than getting caught sharing our post coital cigarette
Flight staff really don’t deserve to be leered at or propositioned on flights. You don’t do that with bus drivers, train staff or petrol station forecourt attendants, so why are those in the air fair game?
It rarely happens these days, you get the off pervy one but we can hold our own. "
Yes I’ve seen the ultra polite put downs. They’re so well versed and delivered, they are so my more effective than a “fuck off”
Fun fact. The toilets still have ashtrays even on new planes, as the US FAA peoples thought that some will still smoke; regardless of the laws and better they use the ashtray than risk setting fire to the waste bin. |
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"I’m less worried about getting caught having sex on a flight, than getting caught sharing our post coital cigarette
Flight staff really don’t deserve to be leered at or propositioned on flights. You don’t do that with bus drivers, train staff or petrol station forecourt attendants, so why are those in the air fair game?
It rarely happens these days, you get the off pervy one but we can hold our own.
Yes I’ve seen the ultra polite put downs. They’re so well versed and delivered, they are so my more effective than a “fuck off”
Fun fact. The toilets still have ashtrays even on new planes, as the US FAA peoples thought that some will still smoke; regardless of the laws and better they use the ashtray than risk setting fire to the waste bin. "
Yeah but the ashtrays are outside so useless in that case. Not sure I’ve seen them on the Dreamliner though. Need to check |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap.
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants?
You can only dream and most value their job than do that."
I live in hope x |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap.
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants?
You can only dream and most value their job than do that.
I live in hope x "
For those from North East Wales will know... You may live in hope... But you'll die in Caergwrle |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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Yeah but the ashtrays are outside so useless in that case. Not sure I’ve seen them on the Dreamliner though. Need to check "
Definitely on the Airbus 380 which was developed long after all flights went non smoking. |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap.
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants? "
I would wake you up  |
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"I can safely say the disabled toilets on the Virgin Atlantic planes are big enough for joining the mile high club.
So I’ve been told "
Sex in toilets.... Just isn't sexy! |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap.
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants?
I would wake you up "
You are so mean! |
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"I’m a flight attendant and there’s no way I’m sleeping with anyone on my flights x
If You find me having sex in the toilets. What would you do?
I would make an announcement to everyone just before we landed stating your seat number so everyone could clap.
Haha.. what if I was having sex with one of the hot flight attendants?
I would wake you up "
*sniggers. |
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