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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I liked your profile
I definitely didn’t read it "
Especially this when they message saying I've read your profile, you seem like a really nice person...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have standards
I have an inflated sense of self which causes me to consistently try and punch above weight until the rejection gets too much, then I’ll fuck anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I liked your profile
I definitely didn’t read it
Especially this when they message saying I've read your profile, you seem like a really nice person... "
you do seem like a really nice person, apart from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please put such-and-such in your message title to prove you have read my profile - Because of course there's absolutely no other way of telling if you've read it or not. |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"Male/female half has my permission to play solo... They haven't really, they know nothing about this profile "
Oh god. But mine really does! Now I’m flummoxed, caught in a cruel web of fabspeak!
‘Not looking to shag 99 per cent of the site, just looking for the 1 per cent who aren't Time Wasters.’
Will fuck anything that says yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Been here before so know the score” - never knew this site existed until Big Tony bragged about being inundated with wenches at last week’s darts night, but think I sound way more credible claiming knowledge of a lifestyle I have entirely misinterpreted as instashag (often enhanced by a “whhhhyyyyyy?” wingey forum thread when three weeks in I find that women don’t actually leap out of their knickers at the sight of three out of focus cock pictures, a six word profile and a FAF message) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veris....... She's not one to miss would really like her all to myself but she won't let me, treat her good or you'll have me to answer to, can't wait for next session God she's hot so hot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please put ‘(chosen word/phrse)’ in the subject box to prove you’ve read my/our profile
Is that really the only way it’s proven :/ how about a little effort now may produce greater results leter?
Also there’s proof reading?  |
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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Veris....... She's not one to miss would really like her all to myself but she won't let me, treat her good or you'll have me to answer to, can't wait for next session God she's hot so hot "
oooh stalker alert with that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Veris....... She's not one to miss would really like her all to myself but she won't let me, treat her good or you'll have me to answer to, can't wait for next session God she's hot so hot oooh stalker alert with that lol"
omg don't say Stalker here people throw their dummies out the pram |
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I know my way around a woman's body = I've watched a lot of porn.
Been on the scene for years but new profile, as old one hacked =
My many older profiles have all been blocked by discerning locals but thinks they'll not recognise him, as using new stolen pics of someone else.
What you up to? = Wants to bang you immediately.
You're the most gorgeous woman on fab =
(Sends this to profiles even without any pics) sad, desperate wanker.
Looking for fwb and club companion =
Will need your home address and never stop pestering you, as no one else will shag them. His wife controls the budget and can't afford single male entrance price to clubs.
Average body = has been obese for some years and doesn't exercise.
Lasts for hours = when partners don't stop them, due to boredom and lack of satisfaction.
Bicurious = has wanked at porn showing men and women fucking and desperately wants to meet any couple, even if they're bi - but won't do anything with the guy.
Never any complaints = no one would ever hang around long enough to bother.
Won't always meet at the drop of a hat = wants to be supplied with tons of pics for wank fodder, have phone wanks too and can only meet when wife's otherwise engaged.
I know how this works = no less clueless nor the last to complain when they still can't get meets.
I've got a friend who'll join us = someone else to distract you, whilst I attempt to bareback you.
Anything goes party organiser = pimp attempting to piggyback on swinging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know my way around a woman's body = I've watched a lot of porn.
Been on the scene for years but new profile, as old one hacked =
My many older profiles have all been blocked by discerning locals but thinks they'll not recognise him, as using new stolen pics of someone else.
What you up to? = Wants to bang you immediately.
You're the most gorgeous woman on fab =
(Sends this to profiles even without any pics) sad, desperate wanker.
Looking for fwb and club companion =
Will need your home address and never stop pestering you, as no one else will shag them. His wife controls the budget and can't afford single male entrance price to clubs.
Average body = has been obese for some years and doesn't exercise.
Lasts for hours = when partners don't stop them, due to boredom and lack of satisfaction.
Bicurious = has wanked at porn showing men and women fucking and desperately wants to meet any couple, even if they're bi - but won't do anything with the guy.
Never any complaints = no one would ever hang around long enough to bother.
Won't always meet at the drop of a hat = wants to be supplied with tons of pics for wank fodder, have phone wanks too and can only meet when wife's otherwise engaged.
I know how this works = no less clueless nor the last to complain when they still can't get meets.
I've got a friend who'll join us = someone else to distract you, whilst I attempt to bareback you.
Anything goes party organiser = pimp attempting to piggyback on swinging. "
You have hell of a lot of profiles there  |
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