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"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers "Whats wrong with a disclaimer? I think i have mine set just about right for those perving antipodeans... | |||
"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Whats wrong with a disclaimer?
I think i have mine set just about right for those perving antipodeans... "they aren't really disclaimers though are they?  | |||
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"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Whats wrong with a disclaimer?
I think i have mine set just about right for those perving antipodeans...
they aren't really disclaimers though are they? "Correct, its not a disclaimer.. A disclaimer would be "Im likely to rob you blind when we meet and theres bugger all you can do about it". What is commonly referred as a disclaimer on fab is in fact a notice of copyright which is pretty pointless as it would be nigh on impossible to prosecute an individual or a large corporation for infringement as the laws do not make it easy, at best an injunction to prevent its use (in the case of corporate use) would be the best you could hope for but the probability of you losing any legal proceedings you pursue are extremely high with a huge risk of having to pay thousands in legal costs, hence why the likes of us would never pursue a claim against anyone for use of our IP. However,disclaimer is far easier to remember and type then notice of copyright, I guess thats why it is used in its incorrect form.. Glad we cleared that one up...  | |||
"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers "The disclaimers are the funniest parts of a profile. They're usually a "oh look at me, I'm so popular" shout out. | |||
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"I cant deal with git long ones. Get bored half way through and cba. " I don't like gits either. | |||
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"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers "Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is  | |||
"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is "It is rather a long one isn’t it  | |||
"So, is it better to be short & snappy. Or long & drawn out? Have read profiles ranging from "women looking to meet men" to 'War & Peace' length narratives. "Short and snappy for me. | |||
"Mines War & Peace but usually complimented on it " Yeh, loving the nails. x | |||
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"Unfortunately as a couple or single lady on here, most will have to put down a lengthy profile text, otherwise you get bombarded with unwanted emails. So rather than just deleting them all unread, we try to outline on our profile, what we are after meet wise and how we work and hopefully this will save them wasting their time and wasting ours too with unwanted massages..but having said that, we still get around 10 day asking or saying the same things ..like ..I'm free to fuck you now ..Hi what you upto ..fancy a fuck..a lot simple bypass the fact it's a couples account and address her only ..even though it clearly states she never comes on Fab " You could have summed your profile up in 1 paragraph x | |||
"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is "Oh you, what are you like! | |||
"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is "'Oh, no it isn't' She hollered in a tone that made you think panto season was back already.
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"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is
'Oh, no it isn't' She hollered in a tone that made you think panto season was back already.
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"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers
Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is
'Oh, no it isn't' She hollered in a tone that made you think panto season was back already.
I'm behind you!!!!!"At least tell me you brought a choc-ice | |||
"Unfortunately as a couple or single lady on here, most will have to put down a lengthy profile text, otherwise you get bombarded with unwanted emails. So rather than just deleting them all unread, we try to outline on our profile, what we are after meet wise and how we work and hopefully this will save them wasting their time and wasting ours too with unwanted massages..but having said that, we still get around 10 day asking or saying the same things ..like ..I'm free to fuck you now ..Hi what you upto ..fancy a fuck..a lot simple bypass the fact it's a couples account and address her only ..even though it clearly states she never comes on Fab You could have summed your profile up in 1 paragraph x" Pray tell | |||
"Length isn't everything. A girthy introduction tends to work best."  | |||
"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced. Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit. Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance. They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening. Hope this is help to answer your question op " You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up! Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace. | |||
"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced. Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit. Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance. They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening. Hope this is help to answer your question op You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up! Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace. " Thank you! That was the most important part and I forgot  | |||
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"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced. Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit. Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance. They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening. Hope this is help to answer your question op You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up! Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace. Thank you! That was the most important part and I forgot "Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper hunny, who's chopper is this? It's Zeds, who's Zed, Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead, brrrum brrum, that's my chopper noise! | |||
"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced. Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit. Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance. They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening. Hope this is help to answer your question op You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up! Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace. Thank you! That was the most important part and I forgot
Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper hunny, who's chopper is this? It's Zeds, who's Zed, Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead, brrrum brrum, that's my chopper noise!"Oh to hear FabulousandBearded’s chopper noise...  | |||
