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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine is when guys message me asking me to meet them with their girlfriend in town or some other everyday place, only she doesn't know about it or knows that he wants an MMF and we pretend we're old friends then are supposed to go for a threesome
"Hey honey, this is my friend that I've never told you about, fancy fucking him?" |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Mine is when guys message me asking me to meet them with their girlfriend in town or some other everyday place, only she doesn't know about it or knows that he wants an MMF and we pretend we're old friends then are supposed to go for a threesome
"Hey honey, this is my friend that I've never told you about, fancy fucking him?""
That would be a yes please if it was me 
Sorry op slight thread detour.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch "
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Husband will pick me up, we go for a drink and he texts his wife what we're doing. We go back to hers where she's tied to the bed, naked and blindfolded and I get stuck in.
Spot the obvious flaw in this scenario. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco."
Lies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco."
More of a Waitrose kind of guy ay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies "
Well that time was only because there wasn't a Sainsbury around |
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies "
Waitrose? |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
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"Mine is when guys message me asking me to meet them with their girlfriend in town or some other everyday place, only she doesn't know about it or knows that he wants an MMF and we pretend we're old friends then are supposed to go for a threesome
"Hey honey, this is my friend that I've never told you about, fancy fucking him?""
I’ve had a man want me to meet his wife at a spar day... then in a bar...
It went on for weeks...
Basically, he could no longer get an erection, and wanted his wife to have fun with me, and then me relay the info back to him...
It sounded good on paper, and she was really really nice looking... but again... she had no idea... I needed to pretend to be someone I wasn’t... it was all fucking too much work on my side of it...
so it never happened...
I’d be up for it if she knew... but sometimes these things are far more complicated than they need to be |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
Manchester City Centre |
"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies
Waitrose? "
Yeah, this dude strikes me to be a bit better than tescos... he needs to be treated well, and taken somewhere a bit special...
It is 2 for 1 at Icelands at the moment though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies
Waitrose?
Yeah, this dude strikes me to be a bit better than tescos... he needs to be treated well, and taken somewhere a bit special...
It is 2 for 1 at Icelands at the moment though "
*starting to get butterflies* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies
Waitrose?
Yeah, this dude strikes me to be a bit better than tescos... he needs to be treated well, and taken somewhere a bit special...
It is 2 for 1 at Icelands at the moment though "
Hed be daft not to take that offer up |
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"hi this is Sally, I get really turned on by my man fucking other women and then telling me about it. It would get me really horny if you would meet him. Sorry I can't talk on the phone,/go on cam /FaceTime as I am really shy" |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
Manchester City Centre |
"You message/wink a couple but then the Male replies on his account saying wife wants the guys to meet and play alone first THEN she’ll turn up and play later.
Err No!"
Ha, I’ve had that too...
And guys messaging you, saying they’ve got a Female for a MMF...
But all they really want is to see your willy |
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco."
Waitrose? |
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies
Waitrose? "
Ooops, snap lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get a message of a man in a fake couples profile and he's pretending to be the wife.
Then she/him asks if you would do her a favour and turn up at her hubbys door and have sex with him as a surprise from her.
Do those idiots really think people are that thick?.I've had that many trying that scenario or similar tricks.The last one was go there and pretend your buying a bag of eBay and strip for him.idiots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco."
Waitrose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get messages hi Hun you look like fun
Lovely curves wife and I really want HER to explore HER bi side.
Oh really....
It's all about the bloody man isn't it |
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"I am not into men but I would love to suck your cock behind Tesco
Can i watch
Oh I wasn't hitting on op. I was just describing the bullshit scenario I have received over the year.
Plus, I'd never do that behind a Tesco.
Lies
Waitrose?
Ooops, snap lol! "
Great minds...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favorite is please come out to a bar , buy my wife drinks , flirt and dance with her. Then get a hotel room for us to play.
My response is always sure I will do it. But why do I need you there?
The husband usually throws abuse at me after this...
I have no problem taking a woman out and showing her a good time. But I will not pay for a husbands fantasy....
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"When you get a message of a man in a fake couples profile and he's pretending to be the wife.
Then she/him asks if you would do her a favour and turn up at her hubbys door and have sex with him as a surprise from her.
Do those idiots really think people are that thick?.I've had that many trying that scenario or similar tricks.The last one was go there and pretend your buying a bag of eBay and strip for him.idiots."
I’ve had the ebay thing and there are a huge amount of women here who’s partners have birthdays and she wants to surprise him with me while she is working/away/sick. |
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