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Strictly fun & frolics with mistress, samiss, voddy & others. Part 104
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"Welcome to our little social club, Free membership, Free refreshments, Bring your own meds. " Ooh, I've only just found this Paul, how lovely!  | |||
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"morning campers xx" Arfnoon Voddy, you ok? | |||
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"morning campers xx Arfnoon Voddy, you ok? "i am but tummy isnt | |||
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Mistress posted on the last thread something on the lines of "posting on here and starting the new thread" and fecked off without starting the new thread  So I did it  | |||
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"morning campers xx Arfnoon Voddy, you ok? i am but tummy isnt"Ooh dear  | |||
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"Morning ladies
Mistress posted on the last thread something on the lines of "posting on here and starting the new thread" and fecked off without starting the new thread So I did it "Think it was a completely different thread, Pauley. Never mind, its nice to have a new thread starter, instead of us lot.  | |||
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"Any cake?for you always "Cake!....me, me! | |||
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"Passes sami a instant" Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! "Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one"He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! "well where's Mistress when she's needed | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed"I'm sure she's there in mind if not body | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed
I'm sure she's there in mind if not body "what like one of those out of body things | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed
I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things"Yes a bit like that | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed
I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things
Yes a bit like that "oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed
I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things
Yes a bit like that oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone"Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?! | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed
I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things
Yes a bit like that oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?! "was thinking more of the A team | |||
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"Passes sami a instant Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one
He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed
I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things
Yes a bit like that oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?! was thinking more of the A team"But we are the A Team  | |||
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"watching 4 in a bed this morning they went to whitby thought of mistress when they mentioned the goth weekend "Ah lovely, sounds great | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day." Evening Iain, why you not working? | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working?" Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working?" coz hes on his holibobs | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day." evening young man | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!" Don't you have a hobby when you're not working? | |||
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"Hiya guys xx" Hello | |||
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"Hiya guys xx" Is that an echooooo...... | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! Don't you have a hobby when you're not working? "Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!! 
Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.
Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off. | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?
Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!
Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.
Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off."Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing | |||
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"Hello everyone "Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie? | |||
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"Hello everyone
Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie? "Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment... 
Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know 
How are you? | |||
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"Hello everyone
Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...
Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know
How are you? "Ooh that sounds interesting I'm.not so bad, thank you | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?
Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!
Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.
Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.
Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing "Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest! | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?
Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!
Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.
Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.
Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing
Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!"That all sounds exciting... | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?
Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!
Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.
Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.
Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing
Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!
That all sounds exciting... "I'm turning in now. Speak to you all tomorrow night, energy permitting! | |||
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"Hello everyone
Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...
Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know
How are you?
Ooh that sounds interesting I'm.not so bad, thank you "Some is painful 
Some is interesting
Some is private
Glad you're ok xx | |||
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"Evening All. I'm at home. Been a long day. Evening Iain, why you not working? Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up! Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss! Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?
Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!
Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.
Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.
Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing
Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!
That all sounds exciting...
I'm turning in now. Speak to you all tomorrow night, energy permitting! "Na night, have fun tomorrow | |||
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"Hello everyone
Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...
Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know
How are you?
Ooh that sounds interesting I'm.not so bad, thank you
Some is painful
Some is interesting
Some is private
Glad you're ok xx "Ah that's life.. | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital "Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital
Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x"Thank you lovely Eenie xx | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital "Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital
Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x"Nearly forgot. .. Morning eenie | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital
Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now "I am having sedation, so should be ok Hopefully be a little conked | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital
Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now
I am having sedation, so should be ok Hopefully be a little conked "Last time I had one he said he would give me the equivalent of 8 pints of lager.. I asked the nurse when she took me to the recovery room why I remembered everything. ..she said because you'd be lucky if you got the equivalent to a half shandy | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital
Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now
I am having sedation, so should be ok Hopefully be a little conked
Last time I had one he said he would give me the equivalent of 8 pints of lager.. I asked the nurse when she took me to the recovery room why I remembered everything. ..she said because you'd be lucky if you got the equivalent to a half shandy "Haha | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it! "That's good news! Glad your home safe | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe "Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening? | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it! "Brilliant news  | |||
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"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital
Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x
Nearly forgot. .. Morning eenie "I'd already started work ... What a Fecking day Month end mania! | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Brilliant news "Thank you Eenie, really thought there would be something wrong | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it! "Aw bloody great you came back clear sami
But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Aw bloody great you came back clear sami
But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep "Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went! | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Aw bloody great you came back clear sami
But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep
Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went! "Phew bloody good you didn't get custard creams. ....you would have been fecked | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Brilliant news
Thank you Eenie, really thought there would be something wrong "The best possible result for you then xx | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Aw bloody great you came back clear sami
But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep
Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went!
Phew bloody good you didn't get custard creams. ....you would have been fecked "I know, I could have had them instead of the sedative, I would still be conked in their hospital bed! | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Brilliant news
Thank you Eenie, really thought there would be something wrong
The best possible result for you then xx"Yes, indeed! | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening? "Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now | |||
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"Hello everyone hope its not to late for me to join in?" Go on then...it's nice to see another old bugger | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
Aw bloody great you came back clear sami
But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep
Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went!
Phew bloody good you didn't get custard creams. ....you would have been fecked
I know, I could have had them instead of the sedative, I would still be conked in their hospital bed! " | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now "Oh dear Paul | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now "You sure your relaxing | |||
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"Hello everyone hope its not to late for me to join in?" Hello and welcome | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now
Oh dear Paul "Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now
You sure your relaxing "Trying to, munching on miracles and peanut m&m's, no wonder I'm putting on 1kg a week | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now
Oh dear Paul
Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside "Away, Paul, wish I had the answer... | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now
You sure your relaxing
Trying to, munching on miracles and peanut m&m's, no wonder I'm putting on 1kg a week "Now you're talking | |||
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"Off to watch question time...see you's later "Laterz Mistress | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now
Oh dear Paul
Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside
Away, Paul, wish I had the answer... "There's only 1 answer I know of, but I'm avoiding that route!
1 day I'll be a normal functioning human being again... i hope | |||
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"Off to watch question time...see you's later "Have fun | |||
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"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!
That's good news! Glad your home safe
Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?
Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears
Relaxing in bed reading now
Oh dear Paul
Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside
Away, Paul, wish I had the answer...
There's only 1 answer I know of, but I'm avoiding that route!
1 day I'll be a normal functioning human being again... i hope "Yes you will | |||
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Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes? "budge over im getting in with you | |||
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Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?
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budge over im getting in with you
to nick ya jaffas "Things of the devil them....I'll stick to a proper biscuit | |||
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Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?
budge over im getting in with you
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Things of the devil them....I'll stick to a proper biscuit"dont you mean they stick on you  | |||
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"Evening mistress " Good evening _oddy
Where did that old bugger bugger off to | |||
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Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?
budge over im getting in with you
to nick ya jaffas
Things of the devil them....I'll stick to a proper biscuitdont you mean they stick on you "On my bloody silky's they do | |||
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"Evening mistress Good evening _oddy
Where did that old bugger bugger off to "hes out tonight | |||
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"Evening mistress Good evening _oddy
Where did that old bugger bugger off to hes out tonight"Nah not that old Ian. ..the old bugger who popped in tonight ffs | |||
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"Evening mistress Good evening _oddy
Where did that old bugger bugger off to hes out tonight
Nah not that old Ian. ..the old bugger who popped in tonight ffs "dont know who you mean | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow "Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glasses | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow
Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glasses"not pd a penny for em and there bi feckers | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow
Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers "Feck your getting fab straight glasses | |||
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"Good morning "Good morning eenie I hope you got a good sleep | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning eenie I hope you got a good sleep "Morning Mistress, I did thanks, stress is a good sleeping aid! | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning eenie I hope you got a good sleep
Morning Mistress, I did thanks, stress is a good sleeping aid! "Please don't mention stress today... | |||
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"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night. "Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons
Good morning sami | |||
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"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.
Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons
Good morning sami "Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today? | |||
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"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.
Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons
Good morning sami
Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today? "Feeling a little optimistic today | |||
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"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.
Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons
Good morning sami
Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today?
Feeling a little optimistic today "Excellent! I must get out of bed..I will catch you later | |||
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"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.
Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons
Good morning sami
Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today?
Feeling a little optimistic today
Excellent! I must get out of bed..I will catch you later "See ya later sami | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow
Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers
Feck your getting fab straight glasses "no bi ones | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow
Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers
Feck your getting fab straight glasses no bi ones"I don't have bi one I have veri ones  | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow
Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers
Feck your getting fab straight glasses no bi ones I don't have bi one I have veri ones "just made a brew way to strong as misjudged so have 2 to drink now | |||
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"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow
Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers
Feck your getting fab straight glasses no bi ones I don't have bi one I have veri ones just made a brew way to strong as misjudged so have 2 to drink now "Haha! Oh dear Voddy | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew "Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather  | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew
Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather "i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew
Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter"Ooh yuk! | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew
Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter
Ooh yuk! "im pleased they have named the baby | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew
Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter
Ooh yuk! im pleased they have named the baby"Ooh not heard, what is it? | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew
Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter
Ooh yuk! im pleased they have named the baby
Ooh not heard, what is it? "Something Windsor I think | |||
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"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew
Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter
Ooh yuk! im pleased they have named the baby
Ooh not heard, what is it?
Something Windsor I think "Louis Arthur Charles...Prince Louis of Cambridge | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to. "Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that? | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that? "It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family. | |||
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"Or could be after louis Walsh "Ooh yuk, no! | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? "hope she went this morning | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning "I did.... more than once | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?
It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family. "Cover your fecking eyes sami | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?
It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.
Cover your fecking eyes sami "Why? | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? "Yep so far I am | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning "I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow?
Yep so far I am "Excellent news, I hope you have a great time, you got the outfit ready? | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?
It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.
Cover your fecking eyes sami
Why? "You look like your about to get pissed on | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times "Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow?
Yep so far I am
Excellent news, I hope you have a great time, you got the outfit ready? "Yep I give the trews a press last night | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual "I had mushy peas last night | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?
It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.
Cover your fecking eyes sami
Why?
You look like your about to get pissed on "Not into watersports, so hope not! | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night"I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! | |||
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"Hello everyone "aftnoon eenie you got the cake to go wib the brews x | |||
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"Hello everyone "Hello Eenie, how are you sweetie? | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! "nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?
It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.
Cover your fecking eyes sami
Why?
You look like your about to get pissed on
Not into watersports, so hope not! "Nah I don't like them gushes either....stink yer fecking bedroom out ffs | |||
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"Hello everyone "Heya eenie how's you | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady"Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though! | |||
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"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.
Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?
It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.
Cover your fecking eyes sami
Why?
You look like your about to get pissed on
Not into watersports, so hope not!
Nah I don't like them gushes either....stink yer fecking bedroom out ffs "Blurgh!.... | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! "Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady"Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though! "They were still in fecking shock ffs | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!
Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up "Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker "I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!
Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up
Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones "Thunder clap. ..they have had to set a new policy were they now have to wear earplugs on every patient | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!
They were still in fecking shock ffs "They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those! | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!
Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up
Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones
Thunder clap. ..they have had to set a new policy were they now have to wear earplugs on every patient "They did have ear defenders on, as I left, so must have had a problem with someone  | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!
They were still in fecking shock ffs
They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those! "Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker
I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep "you were | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!
Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up
Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones
Thunder clap. ..they have had to set a new policy were they now have to wear earplugs on every patient
They did have ear defenders on, as I left, so must have had a problem with someone " | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!
They were still in fecking shock ffs
They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!
Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me "fecking coffees gone everywhere | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!
They were still in fecking shock ffs
They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!
Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me "Bugger! | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker
I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep you were "Uh oh | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker
I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep you were
Uh oh "its gonna be in the sunday sport this week | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!
They were still in fecking shock ffs
They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!
Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me fecking coffees gone everywhere"Hope it was just instant ffs | |||
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"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning
I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times
Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual
I had mushy peas last night
I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady
Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker
I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep you were
Uh oh its gonna be in the sunday sport this week"Shit! | |||
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